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That sounds like something I would invent. In all likelihood, it would look bad, taste good, and clog arteries in high doses.

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Doesn't this make more sense in the Food and Cooking section?

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It looks like a nice way of knocking off a few years from your lifespan. Add some alcohol and tobacco, and you successfully take a closer leap to an early grave.

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Looks like it could feed an entire African village.

I do wonder if someone ate that, and I wonder how many calories the whole thing is.

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If anyone dares make this.... I'd suggest to do this at a party.

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Eh. I'd make it if I actually had that much food to waste.
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Don't forget time and money. Here's a legit recipe if anyone wants to seriously make this:
http://www.food.com/recipe/extreme-bacon...ger-358946

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(01-05-2014 06:28 PM)Hansgrohe Wrote:  I do wonder if someone ate that, and I wonder how many calories the whole thing is.

I did a bit of searching on it, and it's somewhere around 1,360 calories. Fuck that shit...

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That's roughly half a day's worth of the recommended amount of calories.

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Im more curious about where those calories come from.

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Looks delicious.

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Did I read that right? Half a day's worth of calories? Maybe if the goal of food authorities is to make everyone fat.

In total, I wouldn't even come close to eating the "average diet" equivalent to that monstrosity a day. And it's recommended that I eat two of them??
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Don't they average the daily caloric intake at 2000?

Obviously this isn't a one size fits all deal, but from what I understand, 1200 should be the minimum healthy amount and 2000 is tacked on as the "middle" amount.

I know I usually take in more than 2000, probably 2500 or so. I don't have a fast metabolism, but I have a pretty strong metabolism. I'll generally burn through all the calories I take in for the day, unless for some reason I take in more than my average. Probably why my weight never really changes(I'm sure if I stuck to my average, and maybe knocked it down some, I'd be on a gradual weight decline).

But nutrition is more than just calories(though calories are the most basic, since it's plain and simple the fuel for your body). Considering where calories come from(protein, fat and carbohydrates), it's important to maintain a healthy mix of fuels(carbs are quick fuel and first to go. Fat is next, and generally stored if carbs are taken since the carbs are priority. Protein is generally last, and is mostly for the muscles). Then you've got all those vitamins and minerals...

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Lol I have the worst fucking diet ever. Sshocking I don't get sick very often.
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I try to keep a balanced diet. Breakfaat usually the healthiest. Tea, various fruits and vegetables,olives,egg and cheese. The egg is often an omlet with various peppers,spices and herbs as well as meat(sometimes we add ground beef. Not always). And whole grain wheat bread or whatever.

Lunch is often leftovers or soup(or both).

Dinner is another big meal.

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Correction, it was 1,650 calories...

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DO. WANT. Wouldn't be able to finish it, that's for sure.
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I don't want it. Mostly because I hate hamburgers, pizza makes me sick, and just that much ground beef in one sitting. Ew, no thank you.

Ew ew ew. Are you kidding me. Ew.

and, 1650 calories, what? ew... Just again ugh, gross ew. Like.. I get upset if I exceed 900 calories a day.... (btw, I know 900 is technically not "healthy" but fuck you, I don't care, 1200 just makes me cringe..)

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(01-05-2014 03:46 PM)Hawkbit Wrote:  [Image: USqmrNk.jpg]

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Looks like bloody alien guts between pizza dough
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(01-05-2014 06:28 PM)Hansy-E Wrote:  Looks like it could feed an entire African village.

I do wonder if someone ate that, and I wonder how many calories the whole thing is.

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Probably 20,000 Calories LOL
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Dat bump/double post tho

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So Much Want.

But in a MUCH smaller dose or sliced.

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