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12:48AM PACIFIC STANDARD TIME, 1ST OF JANUARY 2014

It seems that the spambots have finally passed, as I've not seen one in the sky for a while. The spambots spoke in a very odd Indian accent, mumbling gibberish which sounded vaguely English, something to do with black magic, relationships, and managing a family. They all kept mumbling these strange numbers as well.

No sign of Soul yet, and no sign of xcriteria or brainiac either, both seem to have left the country. Dark N Edgy has set up relief efforts, though the citizens of that country don't want any SS "expatriates" from settling in their country. I shall continue writing my experiences as though the fires have stopped, one can still smell smoke everywhere.

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12:54 AM

Darn it! The spambots have sent reinforcements! More spambots on their way! They keep speaking in these strange Indian accents! They keep on talking about black magic and family! They keep on blasting every home they see!

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1:12 AM

Once again, the spambots have passed, but more are expected to attack School Survival soon. Once again, no sign of Soul, rumor has it that she went out of the country to celebrate the new year, only to suffer a hangover. My house just got burned down by these motherfuckers, but there are no weapons to fight back. Fuckers, I have 3 more houses where that came from!

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1:52 AM
More spambots have arrived. They've started bombing the Alternative Learning section of the country. More and more people are getting restless. People are beginning to organize rallies calling for Soul to return and deal with the problem swiftly. Ferigeras is the vocal leader in the protest movement. I myself am tired of the constant attacks. People are raiding stores and restaurants. It's total madness. What a great way to celebrate the new year.

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2:01 AM

OMG DER AT THE DOOR....SOMEBODY....THEY GOT MY LEG OH GOD THEY GOT MY LEG!!! NON!NO!NOOOOO!

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1:43 PM 1/1/14

It seems the attacks have finally stopped. Soul returned and defeated the Spambots quite swiftly, though I could imagine it was still a nightmare. All the Spambots' bodies are strewn across the countryside, and an invisible force shield has been set up, preventing any more spambots from entering the country. Houses have been burned down, smoke can still be smelled, but I still have those 3 homes. I am using 2 of those in relief efforts.

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New Years Day 6:38 PM CST
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This is Chanku, I met with the survivor Hansgohe who is letting me borrow his device, since mine died. With relief efforts underway I hope they do not return. Maybe one day the forum will return to Normal-ness of sorts.

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11:01 PM 1/1/14

Twas was a cloudy day. It seemed peaceful, with everyone picking up the rubble of what once was. People crying, mourning, yet relieved that the spambots had passed, Soul banishing them. And they've come back.

As the moon has risen and the sky has turned to nothing but darkness, more spambots with the same Indian accents and same black magic and dating BS have arrived, ransacking more towns in the School Talk and Venting area of the country. Other areas have been precautionary evacuated. Dark N Edgy is once again setting up relief efforts, but they're dealing with an influx of Newgrounds trolls, thanks to a highway that connected them to Newgrounds.

I shall continue to resist the spambots, but it seems without the weapons, thus will be a tough battle.

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2:03 AM

*static* Is anyone there? If anyone is listening...They're back!*door banging* Oh god. I can hear them chanting outside*chanting grows louder* Make it stop...make it sto-
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BABAJI! BABAJI GUD MAHGIK!

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2:05 AM: They're back. Gods help us now... I'm going to try fight them throughout night in the hopes that their black magic doesn't consume me. For any survivours out there, I wish you luck. *turns off radio*

Alright you sons of bitches, come get me!

3:47 AM: Dammit. There's just too many of them. I've been pushed back into the Basement as a last resort. I only dread what grim fate awaits us if the Basement is taken...
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Fletcher: Hey man

Wilson: Hey

Fletcher: Guess what, more of those spambot fuckers have arrived. They're all coming from some centralized network in Punjabi in India. I thought Soul banned these fuckers but they keep on attacking.

Wilson: Aw fuck. These fuckers have already attacked many fucking towns trying to promote their black magic bullshit. How many fuckers are there.

Fletcher: Let's get to the border crossing

(20 Minute Drive)

Fletcher: Holy shit......

Wilson: Shit, shit, WHERE'S SOUL?

Fletcher: Sleeping. She's human, you know.

Wilson: This is gonna be one fucking long night. Pass the chips and Wikipedia articles, please.

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11:47 PM

It seems that the spambots have passed now. The defensive army came in and shot as many as they could with the new defense system in place. However, many more may arrive. The state television has warned everyone to be vigilant on the spambots. For now, the School Talk and Venting area has been evacuated until further notice. May we live through it all....

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Dying spambot in Indian accent: buy black magihk for love one bring back dead.... (explodes)

Fletcher: Holy shit man, that should be the last of those fuckers.

Wilson: That was fucking epic. Thank god they didn't come in fucking hydra jet planes, man, like last time.

Fletcher: We've been told alongside with the rest of the police force of School Survival to be very vigilant and to protect the border. These fuckers can attack any second now.

Wilson: Man, I wish we could go back to fighting that stephen guy. That was pretty epic, though we kinda botched that situation.

Fletcher: Yeah, we coulda totally pwned that guy and his pro-school legion with a very constructive and well written argument, but we just bashed that guy. Plus, Sir Brainiac unleashed his exterminator army.

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2:56 AM

Scanning for survivors.
Positive.

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Weapons:loaded. Targetting Data:loaded.Parameters:All Humans.
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Kill. All. Humans.
Logic:Humans cause spam. Eradicate spam. Eradicate source of spam to eradicate spam. Source is Humans. Eradicate Humans.

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5:45 AM: Note to all survivours: It is highly recommended that you stay out of the Welcome area. It is rumoured to be inhabitted by a squadron of spambots that we believe broke off from the main force to infect smaller settlements and we don't want to take any chances. Keep on the lookout for more of these rogue squads as they may have been or may still be in hiding in order to evade the military.
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1:22 AM 1/2/2014
Yes, even more spambots have arrived. They are now attacking the Welcome area of the country, with even stronger re-reinforcements. The previous security wall has failed, and the militias which have joined together to fight back are in a struggle. The welcome area is typically less inhabited but nonetheless has beautiful scenery. It was one of the few areas which was spared. All pedestrians have been evacuated to the Basement region.

Fletcher and Wilson:
Fletcher: Holy shit, do you, do you see that?

Wilson: What.... OH MY GOD HOLY SHIET.

(Spambots chanting): HUSBAND WIFE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEM 9991032324

Fletcher: Damn, they've sent more of these fuckers!

Central: Fletcher, Wilson, the Welcome region is under attack! More of these fuckers have arrived, and by the hundreds! We've got 1,000 tangos here already and are quickly multiplying!

Fletcher: Central, the School Talk area is under heavy attack! We're screwed! We're screwed!

(radio signal fades away)

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Fletcher and Wilson:
(Radio signal incoming)
Fletcher: Wilson I have a signal!

Wilson: Get contact, these fuckers keep coming by the second!

Central: ALTERNATIVE LEARNING IS UNDER ATTACK! I REPEAT, ALTERNATIVE LEARNING IS UNDER ATTACK. ALL REGIONS' POPULATIONS HAVE BEEN EVACUATED TO THE BASEMENT REGION! WE MUSTN'T LOSE MORE CIVILLIANS!

Wilson: Jesus Christ when will these fuckers stop?

Fletcher: Not till Soul goes over to Punjab and kicks their ass! Or by, you know, banning the IP area from crossing our borders. Then again, I'm not sure how this country's government works.

Wilson: Man, I'm hungry? What do we have to eat, anyway?

Fletcher: Not time to eat anyway! And all we have are 2 Ramen Noodle Cups!

Wilson: Dang

CENTRAL: Guys, I can still hear you.

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1:49 AM ALTERNATIVE LEARNING REGION
Marcus: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! They're attacking in Indic scripts!

Spambot: BLACK MAGIC HEAL SOL! BLACK MAGIK IMPROVE CONFIDENCE BUSINESS!

Mark: My fucking god will you fuck off (hits spambot with gun and kills it)

Marcus: It's no fucking use! We'll have to wait till sunrise when Soul arrives to banish these fuckers back to the hell they came from?

Mark: And what hell would that be?

Marcus: Punjab!

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12:08 PM

Babaji. Babaji...Ba...Ba...jiiiii

*Bang*

Well, that's the last of those black magic SOBs. You gotta shoot em in the hea-
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4:30PM 1/2/14

The sky is blue once again, and no spambots insight. Once again, Soul banished them and exterminated them all, yet more were able to bypass and continue their attacks in the morning, though limited to the School Talk region. The rubble has only gotten worse, yet the government has evacuated everyone to the Basement region for a week, the only guaranteed safe region (unless these turn into human spambots, god forbid). I'm one of the few still in the populated regions, re-building homes. The government has declared a state of emergency, with more possible spambot attacks later tonight.

FLETCHER AND WILSON:
Spambot: buy blak mahik (boom!)

Fletcher: Good god, that ought to be the last of them

Wilson: Man, I hope this shit is over for good.

Central: Fletcher, Wilson, all regions are secured. No spambots are attacking anymore. No reinforcements have been spotted. All soldiers, I repeat, all soldiers must stay patrolling the country for the next week until there are guaranteed no spambot attacks from Punjab. We repeat, keep patrolling. All citizens shall remain in the Basement region of the country until the next week.

Fletcher: Man, I don't know how we survived that shit. That shit was tense, dude.

Wilson: These spambots kept coming by the dozen, and were quite hellbent on attacking all our regions, with their black magic and online relationship health bullshit.

Fletcher: God, I hope no more of those fuckers arrived. I've had it with killing those damn things. Whenever you kill 1, it seems 50 more arrive.

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12:18 AM 1/3/13
Night time has once again arrived, yet no spambot attacks have taken place. It seems that the end is finally near. However, there were reports of spambots attempting to attack the Blogs subregion, which was one of the safest regions during the attacks and a refugee for many. However, the new filters destroyed these spambots instantly. For now, hope has finally been restored, however, for the rest of the week, we must remain in the Basement. Better to be safe than sorry.

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Again in the nondescript spacefuture
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"Sir, it's happening again. The 13-14 paradox is becoming larger and more unstable, and if the ripple effect keeps up, somehow it will end with the extermination of the entire human race. We need time travelers to intervene ASAP."

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I think considering the Zagix shitstorm on-going, it's worth bringing this back.

2:03 PM
It's been some time since the Spambot attacks and the country has fully recovered. However, a new overlord is coming.... he calls himself Zagix. He's made his frightening announcement.

"CITIZENS. IT IS I, ZAGIX! I AM HERE TO CAUSE ABSOLUTE SHITSTORM. I SHALL REVEAL, THE TRUE IDENTITY OF SOULRISER! (information censored) BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

Zagix has begun causing a literal shitstorm, with diarrhea bombs being launched on every corner. No part of the country is safe. Where the country is heading, no one knows.

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Fletcher: Shit, what is it now?

Wilson: We're getting attacked by Zagix. He's also known as Duelix. He's been going around the cities and towns and actually copied himself to start calling out random civillians. He's amassed an army and is trying to take down the entire country and force it into shutdown.

Fletcher: Holy fuck man.

GENERAL: We have warned Dark N Edgy. Even after minor skirmishes over the Night Artist dispute, they have been promptly warned over the situation, and Zagix is planning on sending armies to Dark N Edgy. No borders are safe!

Fletcher: Come on Wilson, let's kick some ass. Maybe afterwards we'll get some KFC after this shit.

Wilson: Sounds good to me!

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