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Who would win?

In this thread, we pit together a fictional or non-fiction character or group against another fictional or non-fiction character or group and the one who we think is more experienced, powerful or smarter wins.

Example:

Hulk vs. Superman?



And to spice it up a bit, you can place them in certain scenarios, places, or limit/enhance their abilities.


Example 2:

* The Flash vs. Superman in a racing competition?

* Obama vs. Bush in terms of military strategy. Who would best be able to end a war in Yemen in the quickest, cheapest and least deadliest way possible.



Video game or comic book fans, this is your chance to show everyone what you know.

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RE: Who would win?

Harry Potter vs Sabrina the Teenage Witch in a contest on who can piss off a fundamentalist more.

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Who would win?

Irish Republican Army vs the ETA in a battle in which can save Ed Edd n Eddy from the Kanker sisters in the most lethal and badass way possible without harming Ed Edd N Eddy.

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RE: Who would win?

(12-23-2013 03:53 PM)SubCulture Wrote:  Harry Potter vs Sabrina the Teenage Witch in a contest on who can piss off a fundamentalist more.

H.P. Sabrina can blend in way more than he can.The H.P universe is much more diverse.

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Who would win?

The Doomguy versus everyone in this thread.
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Who would win?

I'd think Brainiac would defeat him, honestly.

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Who would win?

Yeah, brainiac would pwn the Doomguy.

Skyrim's Cicero vs Adventure Time's Lemongrab in a karaoke competition. Holy squeak.

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Who would win?

Neither. They'd both die of massive exhaustion. Or that some shitty Rebecca Black music starts playing and they decide to agree to disagree.

The NWA vs The Powerpuff Girls. The Townsville PD is EXTREMELY corrupt in this one.

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RE: Who would win?

Deadpool v.s. Lizard from spiderman

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RE: Who would win?

(12-25-2013 01:50 PM)Hansgrohe Wrote:  Neither. They'd both die of massive exhaustion. Or that some shitty Rebecca Black music starts playing and they decide to agree to disagree.

The winner would be determined by how many people die of ear strain before the two quit. Considering their shrill voices, I'd expect that number to be in the hundreds.

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Who would win?

Regardless, both would be sent to the UN Court for dealing with crimes against humanity.

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Who would win?

Ha

In response to Falsalm, Deadpool would win. He's one of fiction's most likely winners in most combat scenarios.

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Who would win?

Scott Pilgrim v.s. the actual World

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Who would win?

The actual world. It would destroy the crap out of him out of immense size alone.

Gaston (Beauty and the Beast) vs Commander Badass (Manly Guys Doing Manly Things) in a chest-hair pulling contest; first to cry, scream, let go, and/or push away loses. Note that both characters have a lot of chest hair to hold on to, and while they're both tough, they're not Wolverine or Theodore Roosevelt tough.

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Who would win?

Gaston. His extreme French patriotism of not giving up would overcome Commander Badass.

Trevor Phillips vs Theodore Roosevelt in a war which takes place in the plains of Tarashek. Both have an army of 50,000, and 15 warplanes. However, the warplanes can only fire Laffy Taffy, and so can the guns for the soldiers.

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Who would win?

It would end in a draw. Both men would have killed hundreds of men with just their fists and would die, together, in the center of the battlefield, both faces frozen in a psychotic rage you would expect from that character/President protagonist/Bullmoose. Cause of death: overeating the Laffy Taffy.

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X-23 v.s. Wolverine

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Who would win?

Wolverine, but not without difficulty. X-23 is kind of based off him.

Iron Man vs Batman in a speed mech-suit-building contest. First to create a functional mechanical suit that augments strength by at least 100% and fires lasers that can probably melt skin, wins. (And both certainly can.)

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Who would win?

This Chauvin?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chauvin,_Louisiana

The feminists would all drown in the water.

Eric Cartman vs Ed from Ed Edd N Eddy

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Who would win?

I know, I was just messing around with the vagueness of your question.

I'd imagine that depends on the number of feminists. One person can't hold off an army of others. Eventually, the feminists would have to win, because Chauvin would be much weaker and his weapons much less effective.

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Bump.

You vs. 10 kindergarteners

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Who would win?

10 kindergarteners, definitely. They could pin me down with little problem, and to be honest I'd be hesitant to fight back.

You vs. Dr. Octopus (Spider-Man) in a cup-stacking competition

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RE: Who would win?

Dr. Octopus takes it.

Godzilla vs. Iron Giant?

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Who would win?

Iron Giant. Has all the mechanical perks which could destroy Godzilla.

brainiac vs my current history teacher I despise.

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Who would win?

brainiac, definitely.

Plank (Ed, Edd, & Eddy) vs a cardboard Justin Bieber (those annoying things airheaded chicks collected and put in their rooms a couple of years ago) in a planking competition. (It would probably be a close one, considering they're both inanimate objects.)

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RE: Who would win?

Plank.

1337 h4x0rs vs Nintendo's Wii U?

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1337 h4x0rs

Goku V.S. Superman.

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Superman for sure.

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SS.

Coke Or Pepsi?

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Coke

Goku vs Pre-Crisis Superman

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