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MY SCHOOL HATES HATS!
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MY SCHOOL HATES HATS!

For some weird reason my school hates hats!? If the hall monitors see you wearing one they'll give you a warning and yell at you. If your really unlucky the those assholes will remember your face and take away your hat away the next time you get caught, and If you want it back your parents have to come to school afterhours and get your parents to ask for it back. The one thing that keeps racing through my mind is do other schools have this outlandish policy?
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12-11-2013 02:40 AM
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Stupid rule. Only reason I can possibly think of to justify it is that it hides your face from security cameras. But again that's a pretty stewpid reason.

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And then of course, the distraction reason. They don't want people to be distracted by the hats while in school.
The status symbol reason, which states basically, if poor people can't have hats, then rich people can't have hats either.
And finally, the overhead reason. Who in their right minds wants to keep track of hats, hats, and hats?

Of course, all these reasons could be overcome by maturity and common sense, but I don't see much of either in the school system anyways.

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RE: MY SCHOOL HATES HATS!

My school has this as well. The best answer I got out of anyone was "because you might have a gun under your hat." You would need something like an Abe Lincoln hat to actually do that undetected though. Stupid people not understanding how hats work...

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Headmaster is butthurt because he has no unusuals, so now he hating on everyone wearing a hat.

Stupid noob.
12-11-2013 06:56 AM
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I wonder if they'd say anything about a wig:
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My middle school didn't allow hats.

In my high school, I can wear earwarmers and a snow hat under a hood and no one will bat an eye.

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12-11-2013 07:22 AM
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It's considered impolite to wear a hat in public buildings. Kind of an old rule but for some reason it still stands.

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Oh, and I often wear a fedora when it's only moderately cold. Yay fedoras

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I plan to get a fedora. I've already got an Ushanka, and a baseball cap. Maybe I'll buy a top hat as well....

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RE: MY SCHOOL HATES HATS!

My school district used to have a strict "no hats" policy until 8th grade. Wear a hat, and they'd take it away as if it were a cell phone. They eventually lifted it and you could wear a hat at all times unless the teacher asked for all hats to be off.

I'm not sure why they had such a strict no hat policy, I think it may have had to do with gangs, though there aren't any gang-bangers at my high school. The problem is in middle school.

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Fedoras these days are pretty much only classy with matching suits. Otherwise? Eugh.

My last school had this rule as well(out of the same idiotic 'respect' policy, but I rationalized it as respect for the construction workers who built the place), but we had 'Funky Hat Fridays' about four times a year. I usually forgot about them which is a shame because I always wanted to get an ushanka and talk in a fake Slavic accent.
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I couldn't find a proper fedora when I looked for it, though it wasn't an extensive search. I want the type people actually wore in the 50s, not that hipster stuff they have today.

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I don't get the "respect" thing. We're not living in the 1930s. And for fuck's sack, it's a freaking hat.

School officials have so many power trips.

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They just don't have style.

Speaking of style, I find school admins to literally be lacking in style. They dress in suits and stuff, but obviously don't know how to wear them. The horror of it...burns my eyes.

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My school's like that too. They the reason is because "tradition"

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RE: MY SCHOOL HATES HATS!

(12-11-2013 03:10 PM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  They just don't have style.

Speaking of style, I find school admins to literally be lacking in style. They dress in suits and stuff, but obviously don't know how to wear them. The horror of it...burns my eyes.

I figured the suits my school's admins wore were 'not-quite-suits'. Business casual, I think.

And yeah, these fedoras I see these days could be more accurately described as trilby hats. How the mighty have fallen.
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RE: MY SCHOOL HATES HATS!

My school has this horrible policy as well, and why? " It is disrespectful to the teacher" That is legit the response I have got since kindergarten.

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Ask how it is disrespectful. Watch them squirm and rage as they think of no suitable answer. Let's call this game... Who Can Make a Teacher Implode First!

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*fires black hole gun* MEEEE!

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12-13-2013 09:38 PM
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*teacher was equipped with black hole-resistant armour* Hah you so failed bro.

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*fires white hole gun at same teacher* EAT THIS!

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(12-14-2013 11:02 AM)Gwedin Wrote:  *teacher was equipped with black hole-resistant armour* Hah you so failed bro.

I call godmodding and unrealisticness; no way a teacher can afford that.

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(12-14-2013 02:21 PM)DoA Wrote:  
(12-14-2013 11:02 AM)Gwedin Wrote:  *teacher was equipped with black hole-resistant armour* Hah you so failed bro.

I call godmodding and unrealisticness; no way a teacher can afford that.

Bitch, the teacher's the admin.

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banhammer your skulls?

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Senseless enforcement of anti-hat policies is a distraction to learning by itself. Just let people wear their hats! It doesn't matter. What's disrespectful is trying to command others to obey your illogical demands.

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I wish I wore a suit of armor to school, with one of those bucket helmets crusaders wore(armor back then was insane. They had 3 layers or something of it? I recall reading that underneath those bucket full head helmets was another helmet, or a chainmail coif, that covered just the top of head. Underneath that was a soft fabric meant for comfort and avoid chaffing, but anything you add over your skin counts as a form of armor).

Getting up the stairs would be a nightmare.

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(12-15-2013 05:17 PM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  I wish I wore a suit of armor to school, with one of those bucket helmets crusaders wore(armor back then was insane. They had 3 layers or something of it? I recall reading that underneath those bucket full head helmets was another helmet, or a chainmail coif, that covered just the top of head. Underneath that was a soft fabric meant for comfort and avoid chaffing, but anything you add over your skin counts as a form of armor).

Getting up the stairs would be a nightmare.

More importantly, the sweat! Damn you'd have to be fit to even go for a walk with one of those suits donned, let alone charge into battle swinging an axe.

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SQUIRE! Stick your hand into my armor and wipe my sweat!

Didnt that one...Barbarossa was his name I believe, die after wading into a river still in his armor?Its funny because he had a dream he would die drowning so he opted to go by land to Jerusalem for the crusade. Course he did drown when he neglected to take his armor off because he was hot(Imagine. That armor on a hot day beneath a blazing sun)

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