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Can somebody fucking tell me how the FUCK do you get a FUCKING JOB!?!?!?
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RE: Can somebody fucking tell me how the FUCK do you get a FUCKING JOB!?!?!?

Detroit?

Detroit doesnt need labor. It needs a revolution. TOPPLE THE WORTHLESS REGIME AND CREATE THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF DETROIT. LONG LIVE LIBERTY!

Yep.

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Can somebody fucking tell me how the FUCK do you get a FUCKING JOB!?!?!?

Excellent save, and good advice as well. That should provoke discussion.

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06-02-2014 07:27 AM
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(06-02-2014 05:40 AM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  Detroit?

Detroit doesnt need labor. It needs a revolution. TOPPLE THE WORTHLESS REGIME AND CREATE THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF DETROIT. LONG LIVE LIBERTY!

Yep.
That is a subject for an entirely separate topic.
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(06-02-2014 07:27 AM)DoA Wrote:  Excellent save, and good advice as well. That should provoke discussion.
It was about the only way I could get my foot in the door at the local supermarket, which I had left to focus on the college courses. Later that year I managed to get hired on for a full-time holiday job at the local mall. Now I have some good references AND work experience, and now I have an interview to get a full-time position that pays 9 an hour. I had to claw my way to this opportunity but it isn't impossible. Have faith and put in the effort, make sure you wear clean clothes and shower before the interview, and never give up. Never fucking give up. And make sure to sign up for as many entitlement programs as you are allowed. And for the love of GOD make sure to file your taxes. You're pretty much guaranteed to get something out of it, and TurboTax is just so fucking easy.
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That's good advice.

I should take notes, actually - I might need them in the near future.

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Only 9 an hour and you had to claw for it?

What exactly is this job?

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(06-02-2014 02:59 PM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  Only 9 an hour and you had to claw for it?

What exactly is this job?
Quality control.
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Sounds boring.

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(06-03-2014 02:24 AM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  Sounds boring.

Perhaps, but it pays 9 an hour full time and it isn't seasonal. I don't expect to live off it forever, but that's good enough for summer.
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* brainiac3397 rolls up his sleeves.

Ah makin 12 an hour as an office manager maan. Yeh suk on dat yu yellow belly yank.

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NOW ONLINE!

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Let's not start hitting each other over the head with our jobs, now. Somebody might get hurt. :>
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(06-03-2014 09:19 AM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  * brainiac3397 rolls up his sleeves.

Ah makin 12 an hour as an office manager maan. Yeh suk on dat yu yellow belly yank.

(06-03-2014 05:53 AM)Sharpie Wrote:  eRekt

NOW ONLINE!

I'm 12 years old and I get paid in Faberge eggs.
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Pffft! I'm 2 nanoseconds old and I'm earning 150K as a professional jackass.

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(06-03-2014 11:26 AM)no Wrote:  Pffft! I'm 2 nanoseconds old and I'm earning 150K as a professional jackass.


Obviously you get paid in zimbabwe dollars.

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sir, i have the easiest job you can get sir

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