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Blimpataria

Hey everybody, this is your handsome leader Seto Kaiba talking, and I would like to inform everyone of a few things not everyone is aware of at the moment.

I. Main Exports
A. Leather Pants
1. We believe that leather pants have a very powerful energy hidden within them, and therefore we would like to shar that power with the world.
B. Bananas
1. Bananas are a part of a balanced breakfast, and they make us, literally, bathtubs of money.
C. Children's card games
1. Who doesn't love a children's card game?
II. Main Imports
A. Leather jackets and coats
1. Our ruler loves his leather coats, he even bathes with them sometimes.
B. Iron
1. Iron is great for making tools.
C. Ivory
1. We believe that ivory looks great as furniture and buildings. It's also a great aphrodesiac.
III. Our national things
A. Our flag
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1. C. Our pledge of allegiance
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I pledge my allegiance, to Seto Kaiba. I wish I could be as rich and handsome as him. SCREW THE RULES HE HAS MONEY!


I hope you enjoy your stay here, but be warned, if you don't bow when you see me standing with my arms spread wide as the fan girls cheer then you will be swiftly ass fucked by 3 of my pet blue eyes white dragons at the same time, and I don't mean a Blue eyes Ultimate dragon either, and then you will taken out to the middle of the nearest ocean and left there to fend for yourself with only a brown paper bag that's waterproof.


~Kaiba

P.S. The formatting is only crap because I can't use the tab button to put spaces in quickly.

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"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.

Thanks for the diploma… can I have my childhood back?

I’d love to have a battle of wits with you… but I hate to fight the unarmed.
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Blimpataria

Hello, this is an Ambassador for the Isle of Three.

Pretty Much my only signature...I'm mainly a lurker....you can find me on the IRC (or on DnE and their IRC).

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My hair is telling me that my vast Empire of Sea Land would very much like an alliance with you.

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RE: Blimpataria

(11-10-2013 04:48 AM)Chanku Wrote:  Hello, this is an Ambassador for the Isle of Three.

Hello person, would you like to play a children's card game?

(11-10-2013 09:04 AM)DoA Wrote:  My hair is telling me that my vast Empire of Sea Land would very much like an alliance with you.

That would be fine, but first you must tell me one thing. What do I have a lot of?

The less you try to control things, the less you need to.

Boredom is the #1 enemy of learning. Therefore, school is the #1 enemy of learning.

"Bodies fucking fuck."~Night.Artist

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"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.

Thanks for the diploma… can I have my childhood back?

I’d love to have a battle of wits with you… but I hate to fight the unarmed.
11-11-2013 06:29 PM
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RE: Blimpataria

So after much talk between me and my computer, we have decided that Blimpataria's currency will be boats that can travel in an upwards fashion, and if you give somebody too many of the boats, you will get boats that go downwards back and can then turn those into upwards boats simply by buying something else. We will also be using leather pants as the smallest amount of currency since we have so many of them.

~Your handsome ruler

P.S. We are still looking for a name to call these boats that go upwards.

The less you try to control things, the less you need to.

Boredom is the #1 enemy of learning. Therefore, school is the #1 enemy of learning.

"Bodies fucking fuck."~Night.Artist

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"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.

Thanks for the diploma… can I have my childhood back?

I’d love to have a battle of wits with you… but I hate to fight the unarmed.
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(11-11-2013 06:32 PM)Heil_Kaiba8921 Wrote:  Just to clear up those rumours you probably haven't heard yet...I am totally not planning on killing you so that I can take over your empire and be even richer.

We will totally not eat your young then use their bones to pierce your skulls to serve as decorative poles on our capital buildings. This is an absurd rumor you havent heard yet.

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We wish to form an alliance.

Pretty Much my only signature...I'm mainly a lurker....you can find me on the IRC (or on DnE and their IRC).

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RE: Blimpataria

(11-11-2013 06:29 PM)Heil_Kaiba8921 Wrote:  
(11-10-2013 09:04 AM)DoA Wrote:  My hair is telling me that my vast Empire of Sea Land would very much like an alliance with you.

That would be fine, but first you must tell me one thing. What do I have a lot of?

Money. Swag. Fangirls. Fanboys. And ego. Need I go on?

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RE: Blimpataria

(11-12-2013 07:36 AM)DoA Wrote:  
(11-11-2013 06:29 PM)Heil_Kaiba8921 Wrote:  
(11-10-2013 09:04 AM)DoA Wrote:  My hair is telling me that my vast Empire of Sea Land would very much like an alliance with you.

That would be fine, but first you must tell me one thing. What do I have a lot of?

Money. Swag. Fangirls. Fanboys. And ego. Need I go on?

*slaps you* I said one thing. And the correct answer was money, so we shall form an alliance.

The less you try to control things, the less you need to.

Boredom is the #1 enemy of learning. Therefore, school is the #1 enemy of learning.

"Bodies fucking fuck."~Night.Artist

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"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.

Thanks for the diploma… can I have my childhood back?

I’d love to have a battle of wits with you… but I hate to fight the unarmed.
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RE: Blimpataria

(11-12-2013 02:48 AM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  
(11-11-2013 06:32 PM)Heil_Kaiba8921 Wrote:  Just to clear up those rumours you probably haven't heard yet...I am totally not planning on killing you so that I can take over your empire and be even richer.

We will totally not eat your young then use their bones to pierce your skulls to serve as decorative poles on our capital buildings. This is an absurd rumor you havent heard yet.

So, hypothetically, what would be the best hypothetical way to go about hypothetically killing hypothetically your hypothetically entire race?...HYPOTHETICALLY of course.

(11-12-2013 07:35 AM)Chanku Wrote:  We wish to form an alliance.

Very well, I suspect unwritten rules will be fine with you?

The less you try to control things, the less you need to.

Boredom is the #1 enemy of learning. Therefore, school is the #1 enemy of learning.

"Bodies fucking fuck."~Night.Artist

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"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.

Thanks for the diploma… can I have my childhood back?

I’d love to have a battle of wits with you… but I hate to fight the unarmed.
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We, as the Republic of Fantasia, would like to make an alliance.

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Stop jerking off to porn and whining and do something about it

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I like this nation. Hypothetically.

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(11-13-2013 11:21 AM)DoA Wrote:  I like this nation. Hypothetically.

Lots of people do. I suspect it has something to do with how great our asses look in our leather pants.

If we ally ourselves with you, Fantasia, what is in it for us?

The less you try to control things, the less you need to.

Boredom is the #1 enemy of learning. Therefore, school is the #1 enemy of learning.

"Bodies fucking fuck."~Night.Artist

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"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.

Thanks for the diploma… can I have my childhood back?

I’d love to have a battle of wits with you… but I hate to fight the unarmed.
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If you'd like, we have developed over 100 fine bombs of ketchup, sour cream, relish, and Thousands Islands sauce gas, 25 each. They are much less lethal than mustard gas, and we would have proudly made them just as lethal, but because of League of Nations resolutions, we cannot develop such weapons.

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Give me the ketchup and we've got a deal.

The less you try to control things, the less you need to.

Boredom is the #1 enemy of learning. Therefore, school is the #1 enemy of learning.

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"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.

Thanks for the diploma… can I have my childhood back?

I’d love to have a battle of wits with you… but I hate to fight the unarmed.
11-14-2013 10:14 PM
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Deal accepted. We'll send you those ketchup bombs!

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11-15-2013 10:01 AM
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Sweeeeeeet, I'm gonna get ketchup wasted tonight.

The less you try to control things, the less you need to.

Boredom is the #1 enemy of learning. Therefore, school is the #1 enemy of learning.

"Bodies fucking fuck."~Night.Artist

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"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.

Thanks for the diploma… can I have my childhood back?

I’d love to have a battle of wits with you… but I hate to fight the unarmed.
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News report: Seto Kaiba has sustained severe injuries from playing with a large supply of low-lethality chemical weapons. This is hardly the first time he has sustained severe injuries (he generally gets them by playing childrens' card games in a dangerous manner), and the doctors have patched him up, good as new. Still no word on whether he will stop dismissing The Empire Strikes Back as crap.

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I WILL NEVER DENY THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK WAS CRAP!

DoA, I challenge you to a children's card game...ON TOP OF AN ACTIVE VOLCANO AND BLINDFOLDED!

The less you try to control things, the less you need to.

Boredom is the #1 enemy of learning. Therefore, school is the #1 enemy of learning.

"Bodies fucking fuck."~Night.Artist

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"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.

Thanks for the diploma… can I have my childhood back?

I’d love to have a battle of wits with you… but I hate to fight the unarmed.
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See, this is the kind of thing I'm talking about...

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What? You don't start every morning with a cup of coffee, and air drying over a volcano during a children's card game? What are you, some kind of terrorist?

The less you try to control things, the less you need to.

Boredom is the #1 enemy of learning. Therefore, school is the #1 enemy of learning.

"Bodies fucking fuck."~Night.Artist

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"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.

Thanks for the diploma… can I have my childhood back?

I’d love to have a battle of wits with you… but I hate to fight the unarmed.
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Seto Kaiba has fled to a community in the northeastern part of the League Island. He earlier challenged an Axis general to a children's card game. When the general refused, he hopped in a blimp and flew away.

Little harm has been done to Blimpataria's residents, and their small military has been forced to put down the trading cards and take up arms for the Axis. There does not appear to be any sign of rebellion.

*one can faintly hear Mokuba protesting in the distance*

No sign at all.

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