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Orkania(Under Construction)
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Orkania(Under Construction)

*Due to the fact writing like this is hard, and understanding it is just a hard, what has been written has been folded up to give a "real taste". The entire thing will however be in plain English so I can concentrate less on trying to sound cockeney orcish, and more on the actual ideas I'm writing of*
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'Ere iz da Boyz uhda Gangs O' Orkania

Chief of All Da Gangs:Warlord Korag "Facesmasha"

Gangs
  • Da Klaws-Dem boyz like facesmashin'
  • Da Skullz-Dem boyz make da udders shiver in dere boots
  • Da Meanies-Dey just 'ate anyfing det gets in der way
  • Da Two Stinks-Dem big n stinky trollz
  • Da Ugly Roks-bigga n stinkia trollz, but dey smarta den us
  • Da Brainz-smartest o'da boyz n trollz
  • Da Humie Bloks-Deyz 'umies who work for da gangz
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"Smash and Trash, Leave Only Ash! Stomp and Chomp, It's Time To Bash!

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(06-14-2013 08:02 AM)Potato Wrote:  watch the fuq out, we've got an "intellectual" over here.

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11-08-2013 02:40 PM
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Trollania(Under Construction)

Hey yo mah homeboi I wuz wondren if yo would like allyance wid me bro

Edit: Thank you very much.

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11-09-2013 07:28 AM
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RE: Orkania(Under Construction)

Just to clear up those rumours you probably haven't heard yet...I am totally not planning on killing you so that I can take over your empire and be even richer.

The less you try to control things, the less you need to.

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"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.

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11-11-2013 06:32 PM
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Fantasia would very much like an alliance.

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11-13-2013 11:22 AM
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RE: Orkania(Under Construction)

A package appears on the warlord's door. It's a teddy bear that says "Puhwease make your government! FASH is evoweewere. Yoo need to BEE pweepayard!"

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11-23-2013 04:28 PM
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Waz dat fing?
"It looks like ah teddy bear"
ah teddy bear?
"yeah boss"
Its also speakin'
"yeah boss"
I dun like it.
"yeah boss"
gimme ma blasta. Dis fing ouht to be trash
" 'ere you go boss"
*Using his blasta, the warlord opens fire and blasts the teddy bear into a cloud of fluff in a hail of gunfire*
Well. It at least waz fun ta shoot at. Glad dem humies sent it. Yeh Get the message down somewhere?
"We have it recorded boss"
Good. Now letz go eat some meat. Im sta'vin.

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(06-14-2013 08:02 AM)Potato Wrote:  watch the fuq out, we've got an "intellectual" over here.

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The effect of the initial onslaught of the war has left orckind in confusion. Most of their military has disappeared, presumably now under the effects of some sort of sinister mind-control and forced to serve the Axis.

Their warlord has disappeared. Some speculate that he has fled for the League like a coward, while others suggest that he is trying to take back his homeland.

...As are many of Orkania's residents. Women, children, and even the infirm are taking up arms and attempting to restore Orkania to the orcs. Unfortunately, only small parts of the country have been reclaimed, and Axis forces have done a generally good job of suppressing attempts at organized rebellion.

The nation, collectively confused at how humankind could have possibly gotten the better of an orc, may just be hoping for other humans to come to their aid...but their pride has not been fully wounded yet, and they continue to resist the assimilation.

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01-22-2014 07:42 AM
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The Republic of Fantasia is considering immediate action in Orkania, due to the genocidal acts committed by the Orks.

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RE: Orkania(Under Construction)

Due to the genocides by the Orcs, we are considering releasing SB-133 in Orkania as well as Sea Land.

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General Lamar Trevor Townley of Fantasia leads a group of 60 hydra jets into Orkania in order to stop the genocide committed by the Orkish tribes and their mass murders of humans and other non-Ork ethnic groups. All planes are advised to stay low due to the storm in Orkania.

The hydra jets drop their ketchup and lemon juice bombs with high effectiveness. The Orks lack any kind of anti-aircraft weapon. Over 1,500 Orks are killed from various tribes, and the world waits for Orkania's reaction....

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02-02-2014 04:01 PM
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It is not Orkania that reacts but the demons the orks have summoned. It is in their instinct to rip the offending planes from the sky using an eldritch magic system.

Even conservative estimates indicate that at this point, there are far more summoned demons than living orks.

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02-02-2014 04:03 PM
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Pilot 1: Wait.... what the hell is that?

Pilot 2: Jesus Christ...... it's motherfucking demons!

Pilot 1: Wait a second.... aren't we the first male soldiers sent in this damn war?

Pilot 2: Yes.

(Demons successful. Over 20 planes are destroyed, but 40 manage to fly out of Orkanian territory. However, over 2,000 Orks are reported killed. At this point, Lamar Trevor Townley considers the campaign a success, and is considering getting a shipment of SB-133 and use it on the Orks. Townley has a long grudge against the Orks,)

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RE: Orkania(Under Construction)

The Orks suffer from these attacks, but mysteriously the dead bodies disappear from the field. Orks begin to disappear from the surface as the storm grows strong and strong. The Orkanian territories are now desolate, lifeless and a wasteland. Whatever insanity the Orks have tapped into has begun to erode the life of the land.

The center of the storm has become impenetrable, letting nothing out. It is hidden behind a massive cloud. From within, the echos of suffering and horrified screams can be heard. The recent attacks have only served to speed up the Ork process. Reports of green meteors raining down from the sky onto Orkanian territort filter in, and rumors of monstors and demons from the impact site spread.

Has the world begun its slide into chaos?

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Evidently not. The demons suddenly cease to exist and the skies of Orkania become clear once again. But what will rise from the rubble of Orkania, Blimpataria, and Revivistan?

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02-14-2014 09:18 AM
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