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Fantasia
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Fantasia

General Pajero looks at the bloody beach. The citizens army has helped defeat the axis forces on the beach, but there is only blood for miles, and skewered bodies from both sides of the conflict. He smokes his water vapor pipe while he stares at a burning axis ship, while 10,000 soldiers continue to march the area. Hydra jets are still flying around the area guarding of an imminent attack. Los Santos is unharmed but the security level is DEFCON 1. All citizens are staying in underground bunkers.

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Fantasia

The state of affairs on the second island is even more dreary.

In some cities now within Axis control, blood literally runs in the streets. Tens of thousands of civilians have been brutally slaughtered by the Sealandic advance, and they now threaten to murder millions more.

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RE: Fantasia

As night passes, General Pajero looks back at what was once before the World War, when there was peace. Before the Civil War in Capitalistan started and the fallout that happened, the SB-129 crisis, and the capture of Seto Kaiba.

Pajero misses Seto Kaiba. He remembers when President Jerry Brown traded less lethal ketchup, sour cream, relish, and Thousand Island sauce gas bombs because of the ban on mustard gas. Pajero remembers Kaiba as a nice leader, and wishes to free him...

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The TVs of Fantasia are hacked to reveal the following message:

"Ladies and gentlemen of the world: I am Emperor Ducas Fawsum, your ruler. No country, no city, no HOME is safe from my might! You will all kneel, or you will all DIE!

I understand that the leadership of some nations has decided to be neutral in the face of my rightful dominion. They are COWARDS! There IS NO NEUTRALITY when it comes to world domination! You're either with me, or AGAINST me!

There were some leaders that thought they could withstand the FURY of my POWERFUL ARMY! They were FOOLS, and I have two of their heads right here! *Fawsum holds a severed head in each hand, grossing out audiences everywhere.* This one was the leader of Americium, and this one was the king of Revivistan. Both nations have been WIPED from the face of the Earth, and soon two more will be. And then, the final three - only I SHALL REMAIN!

So resist me if you're feeling lucky. If you think you know what's best for the world better than I do, then GO AHEAD and TRY TO FIGHT. Just know that if you do, I WILL STAND ATOP A PILE OF YOUR MANGLED BONES! Right now, my army invades ALL NATIONS and defends MINE. And like them, *puts on a gilded helmet* I WILL FIGHT! Go ahead and GUESS which front I'm fighting on!

I understand that some of you have procured some of that SB virus. Well, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT! My army is decked out in full body armor and has no shortage of gas masks, and I MYSELF AM IMMUNE because IT'S ALREADY RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS.

NONE SHALL STAND AGAINST ME IN THE END. NONE CAN PROSPER MORE THAN I. And if you think you can ride out the storm without picking a side, YOU THINK WRONG!"

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Fantasia

All of Fantasia rejoices after managing to drive back the Axis. Los Santos is safe, and the second island is rebuilding.

President Jerry Brown is encouraged by his cabinet to deliver a strike on the Amerigoan islands, where Axis reserve forces are waiting like sitting ducks.

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RE: Fantasia

General Pajero smokes a cigar in his office. A general named Lamar Trevor Townley informs him of the massive genocide going on in Orkania.

Lamar: General Pajero! General Pajero! Have you heard! The Orks in Orkania are slaughtering massive numbers of humans and other non-Ork ethnic groups!

Pajero: So?

Lamar: We must intervene in Orkania! This is an absolute crime against humanity!

Pajero: Look, we're trying to hold back the Axis powers. Why the hell do we need to send troops into a neutral country right now?

Lamar: This is to stop a crime against humanity!

Pajero: Look, I'll consider it, but be warned! The Orks may very well swear their allegiance to the Axis!

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Fantasia

(Second Conversation)
Lamar: Look, could you give me a unit of 60 hydra jets to start bombing Orkania?

Pajero: Look Lamar, I'm really busy. We're sending more units to Capitalistan!

(Lamar gives Pajero some Vodka, and so Lamar's demand is granted. 60 hydra jets are on their way to Orkania to begin a bombing campaign against the Orks and stop their crimes against humanity)

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(OOC: Wouldn't be the first time the Orks committed genocide. Don't see why Fantasia, the nation farthest from them, would get so worked up about it. Glad you noticed, anyway ;D)

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RE: Fantasia

Reconstruction efforts have begun in the blood-shed streets of Fantasia. Civilians begin re-building homes and other buildings.

Yet the end of the World War has produced a strange after-affect. 2 religions have begun gaining ground in Fantasia. The first is called the Epsilon Program, and believes that those with birthmarks are descended from a god named Kraft.

The other is called the Church of Sweet Cred, which hails 4 cartoonish looking characters and a cartoonish dog, and believes that all that is sweet is good, and the level of sweetness controls world affairs.

The government keeps a close eye on both religions....

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