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Fantasia

Hello, my name is Jerry Brown, I'm the new leader of the Republic of Fantasia. We believe in a multi-party democracy here in Fantasia.

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The Republic of Fantasia not only has many ethnic groups from various European countries (we have everything, from Icelanders to Turks to Portuguese to Russians!), we also have a fairly sized animated population. However, the island is separated into Humanland (west) and Toonland (east), to separate the humans from the toons.

Government System:
We believe in a multi-party system in Fantasia. There are various parties. The current ruler of the country is Jerry Brown, who belongs to the Libertarian Fantasia Party. The parties are as follows in our parliament:
-Libertarian Party (55%)
-Conservative Party (15%)
-Social Capitalist Party (12%)
-Socialist Party (8%)
-Green Party (6%)
-Toon Separatist Party (2%)
-Communist Party (2%)

We do not believe in compulsory anything in Fantasia. Free will for all!

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The economy of fantasia runs on a mostly capitalist system, though the government has partial regulation on the economy in order to prevent some massive corporation from taking over the government. This is to ensure corruption does not happen, and to ensure the free market is truly free, free from massive corporations. The main exports in Fantasia are oil, diamonds, palm oil, and rubber. We also have an industry which caters fans of cartoons and other TV shows (yes, we have a population of sitcom characters).

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RE: Fantasia

Free will for all? ALLIANCE!-Mr. McCartney

No, I have control of Foreign Relations, so we will not be associating with this filth.-Mr. Jim

That's right. When I get elected that, CALL ME!!!!!! -Mr. McCartney.

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Fantasia

Hello, I represent King Chandler of The Isle of Three, and we wish to form an alliance with you as you seem to be the only other sane nation so far.

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11-08-2013 10:13 AM
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Fantasia

Mr King Chandler, I, President Jerry Brown, accept the alliance.

I am sorry Mr. McCartney, but since your foreign relations minister does not believe in free will, we cannot make an alliance yet.

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Fantasia

Sea Land would like an alliance with your inferior government. If you accept, we will ship you a dozen large and ornate ice sculptures depicting phalli.

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11-08-2013 11:24 AM
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Fantasia

Alliance accepted. We definitely need statues of phalli.

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11-09-2013 08:08 AM
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Fantasia

The Republic of Fantasia sincerely sends its condolences to the nation of Capitalistian and its loss of Mr. McCartney, and the whole nation of Fantasia is in relief that Mr. Jim did not tip the world into a World War.

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11-10-2013 01:34 PM
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RE: Fantasia

Wow, it's pretty barren over here. I think I'm going to start the world's largest bonfire with this big desert.

The less you try to control things, the less you need to.

Boredom is the #1 enemy of learning. Therefore, school is the #1 enemy of learning.

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"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.

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11-14-2013 10:44 PM
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RE: Fantasia

The Republic of Fantasia proudly announces:

CULTUREFEST2013

We are all celebrating the beautiful diversity of Fantasia! All human nationalities, cartoons, and video game characters, celebrate!

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11-20-2013 02:24 PM
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RE: Fantasia

Holyshit this forum still exists? lol

Also, DOWN WITH JERRY YOU FASCIST SCUM

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Fantasia

On a serious note, I named the my leader by coincidence. I have absolutely no affiliation with the Governor of California.

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11-20-2013 03:13 PM
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RE: Fantasia

That's cool! I was just fucking you anyway.
Jerry Brown has actually been pretty good to Cali as the states current governor. It's a tough job too, fixing up the awful mess Arnold the Governator left.
11-20-2013 03:42 PM
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RE: Fantasia

INCOMING MESSAGE FROM CAPITALISTIAN:

you are ordered to disengage all troops under threat of bombings STOP we do not know your motivations STOP more negotiations are required to make sure you have no malevolent intentions STOP if you do not disengage by midnight tomorrow we will send our patented city destroying missiles at your main cities STOP we are sorry if this is just a miscommunication but we are very paranoid of someone conquering capitalistian in our time of weakness STOP

A package shows up on Jerry Brown's door. He opens it, and finds a teddy bear. If you press its foot, you hear, "Puhweaze don't kill us. We couldn't BEAR to lose a fweand!"

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11-20-2013 05:23 PM
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RE: Fantasia

I will offer you my resources should you be willing to attack Capilistian. I have 30 dragons and 100 assorted monsters. We also have a great multitude of citizens that have a strange fascination with fighting, I'd say somewhere in the 5,000-30,000 range.

The less you try to control things, the less you need to.

Boredom is the #1 enemy of learning. Therefore, school is the #1 enemy of learning.

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"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.

Thanks for the diploma… can I have my childhood back?

I’d love to have a battle of wits with you… but I hate to fight the unarmed.
11-21-2013 12:25 AM
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Fantasia

(SubCulture, you just made me have a weird feeling with that teddy gram)

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RE: Fantasia

(OOC: What do you mean by wierd feeling?)

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Fantasia

(OOC: Kinda creepy, but at the same time cute....It's really hard to explain. It's Sad, a little creepy, and cute. )

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11-21-2013 02:19 AM
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RE: Fantasia

(11-20-2013 05:23 PM)SubCulture Wrote:  INCOMING MESSAGE FROM CAPITALISTIAN:

you are ordered to disengage all troops under threat of bombings STOP we do not know your motivations STOP more negotiations are required to make sure you have no malevolent intentions STOP if you do not disengage by midnight tomorrow we will send our patented city destroying missiles at your main cities STOP we are sorry if this is just a miscommunication but we are very paranoid of someone conquering capitalistian in our time of weakness STOP

A package shows up on Jerry Brown's door. He opens it, and finds a teddy bear. If you press its foot, you hear, "Puhweaze don't kill us. We couldn't BEAR to lose a fweand!"

The Great City-state of Oceania would like to extend an offer of military and economic alliance to the respectable state of Capitalistan, any attack on Capitalistan will be taken as an attack on Oceania and will receive swift appropriate response. Oceania will also consider any allied offensive action proposed by Capitalistan. Alliance is not necessary and refusal is acceptable but any threat or action taken against Oceania after refusal will be taken with extreme prejudice.

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Fantasia

I didn't know you were playing, TC.

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RE: Fantasia

From a while back

http://forums.school-survival.net/showth...p?tid=3614

[edit: Holyshit that's from 2010]
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Fantasia

(OOC: TC, this is a new game, with a new map. I'm afraid your country no longer exists, however I do like the fact that you are here, you can help with trying to structure the game a bit. If you want I can re-add your nation at the next League of Nations meeting. )

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11-21-2013 10:46 AM
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RE: Fantasia

Sounds good. When is the next meeting?
11-22-2013 08:50 AM
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(Right now, it's postponed until Capitalistian comes out of Civil War)

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Fantasia

ATTENTION TO ALL OF FANTASIA'S CITIZENS:
All citizens are advised to stay indoors at all costs unless authorized to. Curfews shall be enforced from 6PM to 9AM, because of the threat that FASH infiltrators pose to our country. The curfews shall not be lifted until further notice.

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Fantasia

The Super Mega Awesome Super Chocolate-Coated Rare Ultra Super Emperor of Sea Land approves of the National Curfew. We would also like to provide funding for the Socialist and Communist Parties.

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Fantasia

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
Bunkers have now been built throughout the country, as the unknown threat of FASH can happen at any moment. The government will declare evacuation when necessary.

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Fantasia

The Government of Fantasia and President Jerry Brown has armed 50,000 of the finest and most well trained female troops to be prepared to fight in the first World War of SS. Curfews shall be enforced and half of the citizens must go to bunkers.

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ALL 35,000 FEMALE TROOPS MUST PATROL CITY, NO BODY ALLOWED, CURFEW ENFORCED. HALF POPULATION IN BUNKERS.

20,000 FEMALE NAVY TROOPS PATROL SEA, PREPARED FOR INVASION. 10,000 PILOTS FLYING AROUND MAKING SURE EVERYTHING IS NICE AS WELL. HAVE NICE DAY.

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Invasion has struck! Nearly 1,000 navy troops have lost their lives to the Axis advance already, taking less than 200 enemy orcs with them.

The devastation shakes the nation. Men hide in fear. (OOC: And further specific battle results will be reported in the WWI thread, with only the aftermath appearing here.)

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WHAT?

SEND ALL OUR 800 WARPLANES TO COAST. WE MUST DEFEAT THE AXIS SCUM!!!!!

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