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[GOSS 2] Sea Land
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[GOSS 2] Sea Land

The Empire of Sea Land


This is the official page of Sea Land. The Emperor is indisputably the rightful ruler, and let no one tell you different. His army will march across the face of the Earth and destroy all who oppose him!

Nation name: Sea Land / Sealand / Sea Lands, Empire of

Leader: High King of Enlightenment, Grand Poobah of Awesomeness, Great Archduke of Knowledge, Holy Emperor Ducas Oliver Fawsum the First

Population: Approx. 100 million; 60 million on main island and 40 million in conquered territory. Nearly 30 million serve in the armed forces.

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Nations:
Capitalistian (Enemy)
The Isle of Three (Enemy)
Fantasia (Enemy)
Orkania (Target)
Blimpataria (Target)

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We are an empire dedicated to saying we promote communism and doing the exact opposite - we call this ideology fascosociocommunocapitalismiconservalibtasticeraltarianism.

We have nobly and rightfully tricked our populace into believing they are equal; in actuality, there are three distinct but rarely-talked about classes. The upper class is the ruling class, comprised of government workers. The middle class is the largest class; it contains the members of the armed forces as well as their families. The lower class is full of all the lazy bums who won't fight for our wonderful country due to the low health standards we impose on them.

The government controls the prices to the economy, but the people think it is a free market. I wonder how we should break it to them that they pay virtually nothing for healthcare, but we charge them the equivalent of $350 for lemonade...

Well, time to oppress the populace in a warm and loving manner. This has been a public service announcement from the Overlord of Sea Land.

Oh, and there is no rebellion. Do not be fooled.

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Sea Land

Greetings Sea Land, I am the Ambassador from The Isle of Three, and I would like to form an alliance with you (Nice Monty Python refrence btw)

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Sea Land

The True High King of Enlightenment, Wonderful Grand Poobah of Awesomeness, Great and Powerful Archduke of Knowledge, High Holy Emperor of Ultimate Divine Swagination himself, Ducas Oliver Fawsum the First humbly accepts your offer.

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We look forward to having a prosperous alliance with you.

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And we with you. Together we will spread the glory of fascosociocommunocapitalismiconservalibtasticeraltarianism.

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RE: Sea Land

Absolutely amazing. It would be an honor to be in an alliance with you.-Mr. Jim

What? No! These guys seem to have a huge, oppressive government. Nothing we want to associate with! -Mr. McCartney

We seem to be having a lot of conflict about this. Let's add a Department of Foreign Relations. -Mr. Jim

I agree. -Mr. McCartney.

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Sea Land

I accept your schizophrenic terms of alliance, Misters Jim and McCartney. I'll be sure to mail you some of the severed heads of the nation's traitors as a token of friendship and "free" trade.

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RE: Sea Land

Cool! - Mr.Jim

Shit.- Mr. McCartney

Hey, I won fair and square. And you know how I feel about swearing. -Mr. Jim

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Our assimilation of the Amerigo Islands is complete; more than 10 million people have applied for citizenship. Keep in mind that this was not because we in any way coerced them, or threatened their families, or told them that the alternative was the forceful removal of their privates - they became citizens because, uh...because our national anthem is so patriotic! Yeah!

Say it with me: SEA LAND IS BEST LAND

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RE: Sea Land

Orkania would like to let it be known that we have agreed to an alliance with your nation.

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Sea Land

It is done! The forces of Sea Land's army have conquered Revivistan! We have marched on their soil, killed their leader (who had a strange obsession with the number 5), and taken their land for our own.

All hail the Emperor!

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Sea Land

The Emperor has taken control of a once-secret organization known as FASH. His armies are not satisfied with Revivistan and will continue to march until the Dominion of Sea Land is the indisputable dominant empire in the world.

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RE: Sea Land

A bunch of teddy bears rain from the sky, all of which say. "Wheowe is yow ledower. Pwease tell me. I can't BEAR to loose him."

(OOC: THEY'RE BACK!)

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Sea Land

(OOC: Lol, although they still creep me out.)

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Quote:(Semi-OOC: Unfortunately, a laughably small amount, perhaps 30% of citizens are able to understand the message, even fewer capable of comprehending the pun. Very few are willing to rat him out, and none of them even know where he is.

In other news, the economic status of Sea Land reached historical highs as the teddy bears were seized by the mafia and sold in various fashions across the nation.)

The Emperor of Sea Land has released the message in secret for his lackeys to share publicly.

He insists that there is no rebellion, that his regime has full control of the country and occupied territories, and that his army is stronger than ever. While the last two have truth to them, there are those who would dispute the first...

Messages of Axis victory spread through the Sealandic heartland like wildfire. Citizens, despite the oppression their partially-shadowed government has put them through, are generally ecstatic.

Some, however, are not so impressed.

A small militia is growing in strength. This movement of rebels is slowly and secretly recruiting more and more to their cause, hoping to claim the country for the people and end the war.

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-An Isle helicopter flies into Axis territory and lands a few hundred miles from any city. A mysterious figure steps out, with a black trench coat around him and a black fedora on his head, he lights a cigarette and looks toward a city, he is rather tall and has a bit of a beard. The trench coat is unbuttoned in the front, and he is, for some reason wearing a suit. He turns back to the helicopter and waves it off, the helicopter then flies off. Looking back at the city once more he smiles and begins to walk towards the city-

(OOC: A mysterious character appears!!! I have plans for this guy.)

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Meanwhile, in an undisclosed location...

General Lareneg: Sir. An enemy helicopter has entered our airspace. Shall I send the order to shoot it down?

Fawsum: No. We must send as few communications as possible so that our location is not discovered by our enemies.

Lareneg: Sir, they appear to have dropped someone off, and are now retreating. If there's a time to shoot it down, it's now.

Fawsum: I SAID NO, YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL! First you fail to assassinate Seto Kaiba just because *makes a fake-whiney voice* he "distracted you", *growls gruffly* and now you want to kill off a potential lead? Let's just see what this lone wanderer does...and make sure the Isle's priority strictly remains defense for as long as possible.

Lareneg: Monitoring his position now, sir.

Fawsum: Good.

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-he walks towards the city, and upon reaching it, he smiles and yells.- "FAWSUM! I KNOW YOU ARE WATCHING ME."

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From far away, Fawsum smiles at the justified paranoia - or perhaps excellent perception - of the mysterious lone wanderer. He continues observing via the various forms of espionage at his disposal, which grow ever numerous the closer the object of his surveillance gets to the center of the city.

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-he smiles as he yells out again- I know you watch me, and I have a little surprise for you! -I pull out a file, and I pull a small button out of my jacket, as I hit it, I create a small 5 mile bubble around where I stand, where Fawsum can't monitor via electronics.-

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Fawsum (to himself): Well, this guy's definitely from the Isle; no other nations have such accurate EMPs. I wonder what he intends to do in a city that's completely blacked out...and if he knows I can still at least approximate his location via spy satellite.

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-chuckles and smiles as he -sets out a robot which makes any satilites think it is him, as he activates a tech which makes it seem like he isn't there to any technology.-

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Fawsum's observation continues. Due to the satellite's ability to trace electric signatures (including that of the cloak, which is actually a dead giveaway in a city with no form of working electricity), he can determine the rough locations of both the lone wanderer and his decoy...but can't immediately tell which is which.

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-I get into the heart of the city and I release another blast, which seems to release a lot of electrical noise, as the robot does the same I then hear a voice over a com device- "They seem to be able to track you, I suggest you deactivate your electronics." -he replies- Understood. -I deactivate all electronics and leave, and I set a small present for Fawsum.-

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Fawsum (after cursing wildly): General, decrypt that last part.

General Lareneg skims over the recording of electrical noise until the radio frequency is found. The message is then descrambled.

"They seem to be able to track you. I suggest you deactivate your electronics." "Understood."

Fawsum: This wanderer isn't working alone.

Lareneg: We already know that, sir. Someone dropped him off.

Fawsum: I'd bet that someone was also the first voice in that transmission. Do either of their voices match any of the sample media audio we've cross-referenced.

Lareneg: ...Negative.

Fawsum: I assumed as much. Still, we know what our target looks like and sounds like...and I think we may have determined the location of his cohort in the chopper. Unfortunately they are out of our reach.

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Sea Land

-he smiles as I begin to talk to some of the people that happen to be out, giving them a bit more education and pursuading them against Fawsum.-

-Meanwhile in an undisclosed location-
?: Sir, they have decrypted our message
??: Perfect.
-Another transmission come in on the com device, but it's not heard by the mysterious person.-
"Fawsum, have fun. We know you are listening in on this. We have you pinned down. Good luck, Fawsum, or should I say the Dumbass who thinks we make mistakes like that."

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Fawsum: Pack up, General. We're leaving again.

Lareneg: Where to, boss?

Fawsum: Somewhere they really wouldn't expect a dictator-in-hiding. Now send a radio signal, and make it seem as though I accidentally sent an unencrypted, trackable transmission from here.

Lareneg: Already done, sir. Do you want to drive the boat or should I?

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-in the hidden location-
?: Seems like they take us for idiots.
??: Obviously. -types in something and one final transmission is heard, as it too is unencrypted-
??: Alright, send them to the location.
?: Yes sir. Shit! Sir we are sending a transmission.
??: Is it encrypted?
?: Enough to hide out location.
??: Shit, turn it off!
-typing is heard and the transmission ends-
?: Good.

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But it was not the mysterious strangers Fawsum took for idiots, for the militaries of the three allies were watchful.

Fantasia stormed the small island Fawsum was hiding on first, but by the time they realized he wasn't there it was too late. 20 Fantasian spec ops were killed in the explosion, and the Emperor was long gone. Many more investigated the area and found nothing, and mourned the deaths of the brave soldiers who hoped to apprehend the villain.

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-the guy is still talking to people, and eventually has most of the city turned over, he then takes the city and sets up a mini-power station and issues a statement- ATTENTION! Citizens of this fine city, I have taken this city in the name of Acar. If you are pro-Fawsum, I suggest you leave. This is now territory of the Acar.
(OOC: I made this up recently, I found it interesting to have a new group to appear. There is a lot to the Acar)

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