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Cooking with Eintity: Meat
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Cooking with Eintity: Meat

YOU PUT THE BEEF ON THE FRYING PAN AND YOU FRY IT IN OIL AND THEN YOU EAT IT

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09-11-2013 12:07 PM
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Cooking with Eintity: Meat

I'll be damned. This is the hardest instruction I've seen.

What do I eat it with? What type of beef? What kind of oil? How long do I fry?

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RE: Cooking with Eintity: Meat

Uh...I don't even use oil man. Beef has enough fat that it's whatever.

Quote:What do I eat it with?
Anything.

Quote:What type of beef?
All the beef.

Quote:What kind of oil?
lol you don't even need that shit cooking beef in oil is for pussies.

Quote:How long do I fry?
Until done.

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Olive oil is the type of oil I usually use. a)it's the healthiest of oils and b)seeing I'm from a Mediterranean culture, olives and olive oil is quite common in my cuisine. Sure, I still haven't gotten to the point where I can actually drink it(I've heard that in Spain, they drink the oil at special stores that just sell olive oil to decide which one's taste they prefer and thus to buy)

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Meat is well recipe for cooking. I also cook it different methods.
01-16-2014 05:01 PM
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"Meat" is not a recipe.

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01-17-2014 08:27 AM
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RE: Cooking with Eintity: Meat

Instructions weren't thorough enough, I burnt my balls off

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RE: Cooking with Eintity: Meat

(01-16-2014 05:01 PM)batool100 Wrote:  Meat is well recipe for cooking. I also cook it different methods.

I tried throwing the meat into a hole in the ground, didn't work. Neither did meat.cook(), meat.roast(), meat.fry(), meat.fuckingcookalready(), or meat.goddammitpythonissupposedtobeeasywhywontyoubecooked().

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This is an ancient account I have not used in a long time. My views have changed much in the intervening months and years.

Nonetheless, I refuse to clean it up. Pretending that I've held my current views since the beginning of time is what we in the industry call a lie. Asking people to do so contributes to moralistic self-loathing. "See, those people have nothing damning! I do! I'm truly vile!"

Because you can never be a good person with a single blemish on the moral record, I thought that simply entertaining some thoughts made me irredeemable. Though I don't care for his writing style, William Faulkner presents a good counterexample. He went from being a typical Southern racist to supporting the civil rights movement. These days we'd yell at him for that, probably.

People are allowed to change their views.

Nevertheless, this period of my life has informed some of how I am today. In good ways and bad ways. To purge it would be to do a disservice to history. Perhaps it will not make anyone sympathetic, but it may help someone understand.

If, after reading all this, you still decide to use the post above as evidence that I am evil today, ask yourself if you have never disagreed with the moral code you now follow. In all likelihood you did, at some point. If some questions are verboten, and the answer is "how dare you ask that," don't expect your ideological opponents to ever change their minds.
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Try adding an argument for "cooking device" into the cook function.

meat.cook(frying_pan) should work fine.
01-17-2014 11:59 AM
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RE: Cooking with Eintity: Meat

Stop trying to use computer codes to cook your meat.

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Well. We're using Python so no.
01-17-2014 07:49 PM
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RE: Cooking with Eintity: Meat

Aaaaaah I found the problem. I forgot to import chemistry. Stupid me.

Hello, traveler.

This is an ancient account I have not used in a long time. My views have changed much in the intervening months and years.

Nonetheless, I refuse to clean it up. Pretending that I've held my current views since the beginning of time is what we in the industry call a lie. Asking people to do so contributes to moralistic self-loathing. "See, those people have nothing damning! I do! I'm truly vile!"

Because you can never be a good person with a single blemish on the moral record, I thought that simply entertaining some thoughts made me irredeemable. Though I don't care for his writing style, William Faulkner presents a good counterexample. He went from being a typical Southern racist to supporting the civil rights movement. These days we'd yell at him for that, probably.

People are allowed to change their views.

Nevertheless, this period of my life has informed some of how I am today. In good ways and bad ways. To purge it would be to do a disservice to history. Perhaps it will not make anyone sympathetic, but it may help someone understand.

If, after reading all this, you still decide to use the post above as evidence that I am evil today, ask yourself if you have never disagreed with the moral code you now follow. In all likelihood you did, at some point. If some questions are verboten, and the answer is "how dare you ask that," don't expect your ideological opponents to ever change their minds.
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