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James Comey
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Stay the hell away from Fiber One bars!
Seriously, these things must be made in the depths of hell by Satan himself. They taste pretty damn good, but god damn do they give you gas!
So here's the story: yesterday, my mom went to work in the morning, I was home alone, there wasn't much to eat. I could have made myself a sandwich, but I was just damn too lazy (considering it was a stressful week of school, yeah). So, instead, I decided to eat the Fiber One bars my mom bought. I heard these things gave you holy proportions of gas and diarrhea, but considering I have an iron stomach that could ingest most things, I was confident I could eat the Fiber One bars too.
I was wrong.
I ate five of them within a 20 minute range. Yes, I was freakin' hungry. Eventually, I started getting gas, but I really didn't care. I later ate dinner when my mom came home. And, a few hours (it was 10:00 PM roughly), I had to go to the bathroom, fast. I did, and what came out was diarrhea. I wondered what was it that I ate, and then I remembered the 5 Fiber One bars I had at midday.
Jesus Christ, those things are evil. I think I'll stay away from them.
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RE: Stay the hell away from Fiber One bars!
Well last I checked, fiber has something to do with the system of excretions. I dont think all that fiber intake in a short period was wise.
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RE: Stay the hell away from Fiber One bars!
(09-02-2013 12:23 PM)brainiac3397 Wrote: Well last I checked, fiber has something to do with the system of excretions. I dont think all that fiber intake in a short period was wise.
Actually, it's not necessarily the fiber. See, the secret ingredient in the bars, as I found out, is chicory root. It's also used in laxatives.
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RE: Stay the hell away from Fiber One bars!
fuck yeah
laxatives.
Can you believe there are people that abuse laxatives to help with weight loss.
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I'm a girl ffffeck
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Stay the hell away from Fiber One bars!
Eating 5 Fiber One bars. Are you fucking retarded? Of course you'll shit everywhere. Like 2 max, man.
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RE: Stay the hell away from Fiber One bars!
(09-02-2013 01:51 PM)Hansgrohe Wrote: (09-02-2013 12:23 PM)brainiac3397 Wrote: Well last I checked, fiber has something to do with the system of excretions. I dont think all that fiber intake in a short period was wise.
Actually, it's not necessarily the fiber. See, the secret ingredient in the bars, as I found out, is chicory root. It's also used in laxatives.
So fiber + laxative=big shit?
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Stay the hell away from Fiber One bars!
I want to try this now.
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Stay the hell away from Fiber One bars!
So necro, much fiber.
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RE: Stay the hell away from Fiber One bars!
(05-28-2014 05:16 AM)DeadorAlive Wrote: I want to try this now.
One of my oldest threads. #throwbackhans #darkdays
Yeah, feel free to do it if you want 2 days of diarrhea. I actually haven't eaten Fiber Ones since December. Probably for the better.
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