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Not giving the teacher your phone if they catch you using it can result in suspension.
You can also get suspended for being near people who do drugs.
I'm sure there were other rules that were really bad but I didn't pay much attention at the assembly. Those are the two I can remember right now.

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(08-24-2013 02:59 PM)HeartoftheNorth Wrote:  Not giving the teacher your phone if they catch you using it can result in suspension.
You can also get suspended for being near people who do drugs.
I'm sure there were other rules that were really bad but I didn't pay much attention at the assembly. Those are the two I can remember right now.

First one is a simple nuisance but the second is plain stupid. Perhaps that logic should be applied to law enforcement. Next time Im in a bank that gets robbed, I guess theyll toss me in for armed robbery(me and every other hostage).

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Yes, but at least those are clearly defined. My school made sure that the rules were broad.
"Not conforming to an authourity's instruction will get you punished." and shit like that.

One time, a kid announced that he was going to get his watch, and headed to the door. The teacher threatened him with a detention for leaving the class, so he went back to his desk. She gave him the detention anyway. He said that he should just go to his locker because he didn't earn that detention, but she threatened him with another one, so he stayed put.

That was perfectly fine, thanks to the rules. In my opinion, a student being punished for a stupid crime is better than a student being punished for a innocent act that could be a crime when the teacher said so.

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Quote:You can also get suspended for being near people who do drugs.
I saw a story like that on the news once
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeztZ3sz4ks

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(08-24-2013 02:59 PM)HeartoftheNorth Wrote:  You can also get suspended for being near people who do drugs..
So, if I'm standing near the stoners, I get a suspension?

I thought my school was bad, it seems your school has even dumber rules.

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Oh yeah, I just remembered they also said that fighting wasn't allowed because it's "disruptive".
Not because, you know, people get hurt.

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Schools allowing violence...fuck logic.

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(08-25-2013 05:23 PM)HeartoftheNorth Wrote:  Oh yeah, I just remembered they also said that fighting wasn't allowed because it's "disruptive".
Not because, you know, people get hurt.

They don't want students to see fights because it's the remotely exciting thing in a rather drab, boring day in an authoritarian prison for youth school.

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(08-26-2013 01:19 AM)Hansgrohe Wrote:  They don't want students to see fights because it's the remotely exciting thing in a rather drab, boring day in an authoritarian prison for youth school.

WTF? When you guys learn to call things what they are? LMAO.

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