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Cooking with Hansgrohe: How to make a kickass sandwich
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Cooking with Hansgrohe: How to make a kickass sandwich

Hansgrohe's Kickass Sandwich

Number of Servings: 2

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INGREDIENTS
1 - Pesto
2 - 2 Types of Ham (I prefer using roast beef and pastrami)
3 - 2 Types of Cheeses
4 - Mayo
5 - Mustard
6 - Tomatoes
7 - Lettuce
8 - Submarine bread (I prefer pita, but feel free to use any type of bread, even regular bread)

It's that time of the year again. We all have to go to school. One problem is that school lunch is generally nasty. Getting tired of that boring, basic ham and cheese sandwich? Want something new and festive? Read this!

1. Prepare all the ingredients, make sure you have the lettuce and tomato out.

2. Get your slice (or slices) of bread.

3. Put pesto on both sides of the bread, then put the mayo.

4. Add one slice of cheese 1, then add a part of ham 1. Then, put a slice of cheese 2, and then put a slice of ham 2. You may add an extra slice of cheese and ham if you'd like to.

5. Add your lettuce and tomato. After you've put your lettuce and tomato, add mustard on the sandwich.

6. If you'd like, you may add any more condiments that you may want on the sandwich.

7. Cut the sandwich into 2 pieces. This is optional, though recommended.

8. Another recommended step is to heat up your sandwich for 20 seconds in a microwave.

Since sandwiches are by nature cold food (though great when warm), this is a pretty basic yet tasty lunch to make. It is preferred to make the sandwich each night before school, since you don't want to rush during the day. Always make sure to pack some snacks such as chips, cookies, and a good drink!

There, my basic sandwich recipe.

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Not bad. Seems suitable to my tastes. I'd probably use turkey, or better yet,pastirma. Course the latter is not as easy to come by since it has to first be prepared by the butcher, and takes about a month or so, but it tastes pretty damn good.

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I would have to substitute guacamole for pesto, turkey and chicken for ham, use cream cheese instead of real cheese, tartar sauce instead of mayo, broccoli instead of lettuce, and use a bagel instead of bread cause that's all I got. Should I still make it?
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Careful for the hole in the middle of that bagel.

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(08-21-2013 04:27 AM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  Careful for the hole in the middle of that bagel.

Pretty much this. No one is stopping you from making it.

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I wasn't being serious, but ok
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Damn the fellow who made the bagel with that pesky hole.
It was obviously a capitalist dog who wanted to save on cost of dough by eliminating a portion from the center. Smile

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