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The Walmart Game

You have to buy 3 items at Walmart (or other department store) to freak the cashier out. I'll expand it to 10 or less, so that we can do more elaborate stuff. The best that I can come up with:

Diet Coke (2 liter)
Mentos
Rubber hose
Vaseline
Optional: A large bag of another type of candy.
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Women clothing as a male. Proceed to ask cashier if the pink bra or red bra looks good on you.
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Cucumber, hair dryer, cotton balls, lighter, axe spray (not sure what could be done with all this, but sounds random enough to me...)
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(07-20-2013 05:17 PM)Miab419 Wrote:  Cucumber, hair dryer, cotton balls, lighter, axe spray (not sure what could be done with all this, but sounds random enough to me...)

You're playing a game where you use the hair dryer to suspend the cotton balls in mid air. Then, you light the axe spray with the lighter and try to set the cotton balls abaze. Winner gets the cucumber.

I think I'm pretty good at this. Wink
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Lol, I dunno, I just thought the cucumber and hair dryer were a weird combination to begin with xD. And then the fire and cotton balls are just good fun Razz
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(07-20-2013 05:36 PM)SubCulture Wrote:  
(07-20-2013 05:17 PM)Miab419 Wrote:  Cucumber, hair dryer, cotton balls, lighter, axe spray (not sure what could be done with all this, but sounds random enough to me...)

You're playing a game where you use the hair dryer to suspend the cotton balls in mid air. Then, you light the axe spray with the lighter and try to set the cotton balls abaze. Winner gets the cucumber.

I think I'm pretty good at this. Wink

Winner get the cucumber to stuff up their ass/vagina.
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I'll buy a ski mask, chainsaw, and thrash bags
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A few bottles of nail polish remover and a box of matches. (For anyone who doesn't know, nail polish remover is extremely flammable.)
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binoculars, vaseline, tissues and a mask.
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