Post Reply 
 
Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Cooking with Eintity: How to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
Author Message
EntityCubed Offline
Back In Black

Posts: 262
Joined: Jan 2013
Thanks: 14
Given 39 thank(s) in 27 post(s)
Post: #1
Cooking with Eintity: How to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

You need:
Two pieces of bread
Peanut butter
Jelly
1.Put the jelly on one piece of the bread
2. Put the peanut butter on the second
3. Put together the pieces of bread, but so the jelly and peanut butter is not on the outside of the sandwich
This has been cooking with Eintity, onto the Top Chef awards!

"It does a fool no good to spend money on an education. Why? Because he has no common sense."-George Bush
05-22-2013 01:17 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
brainiac3397 Offline
Machiavellian Amoeba

Posts: 9,823
Joined: Feb 2013
Thanks: 20
Given 1982 thank(s) in 1427 post(s)
Post: #2
Cooking with Eintity: How to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Dafuq do you use to get the peanut butter/jelly onto the bread?

Personality DNA Report
(06-14-2013 08:02 AM)Potato Wrote:  watch the fuq out, we've got an "intellectual" over here.

Hidden stuff:
[Image: watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme-240x180.png]
Brainiac3397's Mental Health Status Log Wrote:[Image: l0Iy5HKskJO5XD3Wg.gif]
05-22-2013 01:29 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
xcriteria Offline
Fanatic

Posts: 3,093
Joined: Oct 2005
Thanks: 814
Given 929 thank(s) in 612 post(s)
Post: #3
Cooking with Eintity: How to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

And how do you acquire these ingredients in the first place?

Peter Gray & allies launching the Alliance for Self-directed Education

ASDE Newsletters: #1 Announcement | #2 History of ASDE | #6 Education Liberation


School Survival & Catalyst Learning Network featured on AlternativestoSchool's blog
“Mom, Dad, can I stop going to school?”

Crucial Conversations: Tools for Talking when the Stakes are High

Hidden stuff:
05-22-2013 01:31 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
EntityCubed Offline
Back In Black

Posts: 262
Joined: Jan 2013
Thanks: 14
Given 39 thank(s) in 27 post(s)
Post: #4
Cooking with Eintity: How to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

1. I spread the peanut butter and jelly using my hands
2. I stole them

"It does a fool no good to spend money on an education. Why? Because he has no common sense."-George Bush
05-22-2013 03:03 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
brainiac3397 Offline
Machiavellian Amoeba

Posts: 9,823
Joined: Feb 2013
Thanks: 20
Given 1982 thank(s) in 1427 post(s)
Post: #5
Cooking with Eintity: How to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Your hands?

Do you wash them? with or without soap? before? after? before and after? during?

Personality DNA Report
(06-14-2013 08:02 AM)Potato Wrote:  watch the fuq out, we've got an "intellectual" over here.

Hidden stuff:
[Image: watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme-240x180.png]
Brainiac3397's Mental Health Status Log Wrote:[Image: l0Iy5HKskJO5XD3Wg.gif]
05-23-2013 02:47 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
thewake Offline
Unconstructive

Posts: 5,917
Joined: Jun 2007
Thanks: 77
Given 291 thank(s) in 201 post(s)
Post: #6
Cooking with Eintity: How to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

What if I want to use mayonnaise?
05-23-2013 06:56 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Trekkie_Aspie Offline
Fanatic

Posts: 1,151
Joined: Jun 2007
Thanks: 6
Given 120 thank(s) in 87 post(s)
Post: #7
RE: Cooking with Eintity: How to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Wait... don't you need hot water to make the jelly? ...

If I seem rude to you, please call me on it gently.
One thing (among many others) school couldn't teach you.

((Google Asperger's Syndrome))

stupid article
05-23-2013 08:40 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
brainiac3397 Offline
Machiavellian Amoeba

Posts: 9,823
Joined: Feb 2013
Thanks: 20
Given 1982 thank(s) in 1427 post(s)
Post: #8
Cooking with Eintity: How to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

What type of jelly do you speak of?

Grape jelly, rose jelly, apple jelly, napalm?

Personality DNA Report
(06-14-2013 08:02 AM)Potato Wrote:  watch the fuq out, we've got an "intellectual" over here.

Hidden stuff:
[Image: watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme-240x180.png]
Brainiac3397's Mental Health Status Log Wrote:[Image: l0Iy5HKskJO5XD3Wg.gif]
05-23-2013 10:29 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
SoulRiser Offline
Site Founder

Posts: 18,236
Joined: Aug 2001
Thanks: 2655
Given 1966 thank(s) in 1205 post(s)
Post: #9
Cooking with Eintity: How to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Can I use jam instead of jelly? Would that still work?

"If you can, help others; if you cannot do that, at least do not harm them." - Dalai Lama
Help & Support - Get help with leaving school, unsupportive parents, and more.
Click here if school makes you depressed or suicidal

Support School Survival on Patreon or Donate Bitcoin Here: 1Q5WCcxWjayniaL92b8GfXBiGdfjmnUNa2
"Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it." - André Paul Guillaume Gide
"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination." - Albert Einstein
"I'm pretty sure there's a lot of beauty that can only be found in the mind of a lunatic." - TheCancer
EIPD - Emotionally Incompetent Parent Disorder

Push Button for Collection of Useful Links:
Hidden stuff:
05-24-2013 04:26 AM
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
no Offline
True Scotsman

Posts: 1,238
Joined: Nov 2012
Thanks: 921
Given 474 thank(s) in 299 post(s)
Post: #10
Cooking with Eintity: How to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Petroleum jelly?

Hello, traveler.

This is an ancient account I have not used in a long time. My views have changed much in the intervening months and years.

Nonetheless, I refuse to clean it up. Pretending that I've held my current views since the beginning of time is what we in the industry call a lie. Asking people to do so contributes to moralistic self-loathing. "See, those people have nothing damning! I do! I'm truly vile!"

Because you can never be a good person with a single blemish on the moral record, I thought that simply entertaining some thoughts made me irredeemable. Though I don't care for his writing style, William Faulkner presents a good counterexample. He went from being a typical Southern racist to supporting the civil rights movement. These days we'd yell at him for that, probably.

People are allowed to change their views.

Nevertheless, this period of my life has informed some of how I am today. In good ways and bad ways. To purge it would be to do a disservice to history. Perhaps it will not make anyone sympathetic, but it may help someone understand.

If, after reading all this, you still decide to use the post above as evidence that I am evil today, ask yourself if you have never disagreed with the moral code you now follow. In all likelihood you did, at some point. If some questions are verboten, and the answer is "how dare you ask that," don't expect your ideological opponents to ever change their minds.
05-24-2013 09:43 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
EntityCubed Offline
Back In Black

Posts: 262
Joined: Jan 2013
Thanks: 14
Given 39 thank(s) in 27 post(s)
Post: #11
RE: Cooking with Eintity: How to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

(05-24-2013 04:26 AM)SoulRiser Wrote:  Can I use jam instead of jelly? Would that still work?
Yes.
NOW STOP QUESTIONING LE CHEF!!!!

"It does a fool no good to spend money on an education. Why? Because he has no common sense."-George Bush
05-24-2013 10:30 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
thewake Offline
Unconstructive

Posts: 5,917
Joined: Jun 2007
Thanks: 77
Given 291 thank(s) in 201 post(s)
Post: #12
Cooking with Eintity: How to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

I ASKED ABOUT MAYONNAISE! TELL MY ABOUT MAYONNAISE!
05-24-2013 10:51 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
тωιѕтє∂ Offline
Revolutionary

Posts: 294
Joined: Jan 2013
Thanks: 9
Given 33 thank(s) in 23 post(s)
Post: #13
Cooking with Eintity: How to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Sandwiches are for chumps.

EAT MEAT.

Twisted The Twisted Smiley Belongs To Twisted Twisted

"Treat every problem as a challenge, not a dead end. And treat every question like an obstacle worthy of your effort." -my friend's wise Asian father (Sounds better in Chinese)

OBNOXIOUSLY HUGE AND NOTICEABLE
05-24-2013 11:54 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
EntityCubed Offline
Back In Black

Posts: 262
Joined: Jan 2013
Thanks: 14
Given 39 thank(s) in 27 post(s)
Post: #14
RE: Cooking with Eintity: How to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

(05-24-2013 10:51 AM)Wes Wrote:  I ASKED ABOUT MAYONNAISE! TELL MY ABOUT MAYONNAISE!
YES!!!!
YOU CAN USE MAYO!!!!"

"It does a fool no good to spend money on an education. Why? Because he has no common sense."-George Bush
05-24-2013 11:57 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
brainiac3397 Offline
Machiavellian Amoeba

Posts: 9,823
Joined: Feb 2013
Thanks: 20
Given 1982 thank(s) in 1427 post(s)
Post: #15
RE: Cooking with Eintity: How to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

(05-24-2013 11:54 AM)Twisted Wrote:  Sandwiches are for chumps.

EAT MEAT.

What's a meat sandwich for then?

Personality DNA Report
(06-14-2013 08:02 AM)Potato Wrote:  watch the fuq out, we've got an "intellectual" over here.

Hidden stuff:
[Image: watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme-240x180.png]
Brainiac3397's Mental Health Status Log Wrote:[Image: l0Iy5HKskJO5XD3Wg.gif]
(This post was last modified: 05-24-2013 12:48 PM by brainiac3397.)
05-24-2013 12:48 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
HawkbitAlpha Away
I'm crackin' up

Posts: 549
Joined: Jan 2013
Thanks: 645
Given 87 thank(s) in 63 post(s)
Post: #16
RE: Cooking with Eintity: How to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

(05-23-2013 06:56 AM)Wes Wrote:  What if I want to use mayonnaise?



Watch on YouTube

RIP GWEDIN (2013-2017)
RIP URITIYOGI (2016-2017)
RIP HAWKBIT (2013-2017)
RIP SS

"[School Survival] will no longer be a place where you can say whatever you want about the other members here. And I don't believe in democracy. Bitch if you want."
-Stevehein, promise-maker and Führer moderator of SJW-Survival, 2017

[Image: 76561198148145207.png]
05-26-2013 04:44 AM
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
EntityCubed Offline
Back In Black

Posts: 262
Joined: Jan 2013
Thanks: 14
Given 39 thank(s) in 27 post(s)
Post: #17
RE: Cooking with Eintity: How to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

(05-23-2013 10:29 AM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  What type of jelly do you speak of?

Grape jelly, rose jelly, apple jelly, napalm?
Napalm.

"It does a fool no good to spend money on an education. Why? Because he has no common sense."-George Bush
06-25-2013 12:10 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Desu Offline
Fanatic

Posts: 2,109
Joined: May 2009
Thanks: 165
Given 339 thank(s) in 182 post(s)
Post: #18
Cooking with Eintity: How to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

I'm high as shit.

edit: fuk u all LOL

RIP GORE GOROTH

He was an hero. He will always be remembered.
(This post was last modified: 06-25-2013 04:40 AM by Desu.)
06-25-2013 04:40 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Post Reply 


Possibly Related Threads...
Thread: Author Replies: Views: Last Post
  Cooking with Prodigy of Mobb Deep - Prison Salmom BBQ Hansgrohe 0 51 04-16-2017 01:04 PM
Last Post: Hansgrohe
  Cooking with a microwave Hansgrohe 13 1,463 06-04-2015 09:12 AM
Last Post: brainiac3397
  Cooking with Eintity: Meat EntityCubed 12 2,125 01-17-2014 09:40 PM
Last Post: no
  Cooking with Hansgrohe: How to make a kickass sandwich Hansgrohe 6 2,247 08-21-2013 07:37 AM
Last Post: brainiac3397
  Butter Paneer Masala chaos2525 1 2,227 07-23-2010 04:43 PM
Last Post: kristine71
  KFC bacon sandwich with fried chicken "bread" Sunbourn 32 1,779 04-06-2010 01:45 PM
Last Post: CrayolaColours

Forum Jump:


User(s) browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)

Contact Us | School Survival | Return to Top | Return to Content | Mobile Version | RSS Syndication