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Xalainu · 10-02-2010 04:29 AM

If there's anything that I hate more than stepping on Bionicle pieces in the basement, it's homecoming assembly (or homecoming assemblies).
You're probably going to ask me, "Oh, why do you hate homecoming assemblies so much? They're the greatest things that ever came to God's green earth!!"
Here is my answer: BECAUSE THEY ARE OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD.
I do not like going to loud places. I don't like loud noises. They hurt my ears like hell. >n<
Have you noticed how tiny my ears are? Oh wait, some of you, if not all, haven't. ^^;;;
My ears are so tiny that it's not even funny. I'd rather be stepping on Bionicle pieces ten times a day rather than having a bunch of people scream in my ear.
And what is so great about homecoming, anyway? And why was it invented, I do not know.
I also think that the most pathetic thing about these obnoxious, stupid events is the homecoming queen and/or homecoming king. Because basically people either pick the prettiest girl with those big boobs (let me admit... girls with bigger boobs bother me because I have tiny ones, despite the fact that I am 16, it makes me pissed) or the snobbiest and most popular girl. Same with guys, but without the boobs part.
You know what? Fuck homecoming. Screw it. I'm not even gonna go to that stupid dance anyway, and it isn't fair for ME to have to deal with the obnoxious and loud screaming at the overwhelming (at least for me) assembly.
No, I'm not autistic. I just don't like being in places where people scream like monkeys and behave like monkeys.

Loxor · 10-02-2010 12:47 PM

Yeah, loud places...

We had this long ass choir rehearsal and as we got a 10 minute break 70 students all started to try to talk over one another.

I left.

Aviator · 10-06-2010 10:06 AM

At my school, we have a tradition of nominating a really pretty girl and a super goofy guy to be the homecoming king and queen. The goofy guy ALWAYS appreciates it and loves it (but can't see that he was nominated as a joke), and the girl always thinks it's kind of neat until she finds out who the king is. It's hysterical.

No harm no foul there, anyhow.

Now, the game is fun. I'm in the band, and we had a LOT of fun at homecoming. If I could do a homecoming game every night with my band, I'd be a very happy person. Not quite as happy as if I lived in disney world with the band, but, happy. Biggrin

We did all kinds of facepaint stuff, and the music we played was fun, and, yeah. It was great. I enjoyed homecoming, even the assembly.

Sure, the gym is loud, and about a billion degrees, but, small price to pay for the fun we had.

Ceiling Cat · 10-07-2010 02:53 AM

Homecoming was a bad game indeed. I prefer SH2.

genuine anarchist · 10-07-2010 02:20 PM

Umm..don't attend the rallies? Or sneak out of them if they're mandatory? I hate obnoxious school events as well, though. Who cares who wins the homecoming court? Most of those "pretty, popular girls" will end up like their mothers: fat, bitter, ugly, and pathetic. I've seen it. Also, the popular jock douchebags tend to be disappointments as they try to relive their dreams through their kids since they couldn't grow out of high school. /bitterrant/

Elfy · 10-08-2010 07:46 AM

I just had a look at what this homecoming is all about on wiki. Sounds like a load of shit to me.

Few days ago my hearing went from normal to quiet. It was quite nice, I could hear everything, but quietly.

CrayolaColours · 10-08-2010 07:48 AM

Oh yeaaahhh, this is an American thing. We're having another pep rally tomorrow. It's better than sitting in class, IMO.

Elfy · 10-08-2010 07:58 AM

CrayolaColours Wrote:Oh yeaaahhh, this is an American thing. We're having another pep rally tomorrow. It's better than sitting in class, IMO.

Escape, then go on the field for a joint.

Hell, some of our lunchtime supervisor allow smoking and even warn us if any principal is coming on the field.

CrayolaColours · 10-08-2010 08:02 AM

While I've never cared much for drugs you inhale, that's pretty badass. Our lunch supervisor walks around yelling at us for wearing jackets with hoods.

Elfy · 10-08-2010 08:15 AM

CrayolaColours Wrote:Our lunch supervisor walks around yelling at us for wearing jackets with hoods.

lolwut

Our school banned leather jackets and hoodies though Noo

Females wearing leather jackets = insta boner.

CrayolaColours · 10-08-2010 08:25 AM

Yeah, it's freezing cold in that school, but if your jacket has a hood they'll take it away from you.

They don't even MAKE jackets without hoods anymore.

GrungeGestapo · 10-08-2010 08:31 AM

There's a lot of Irish Heritage centered around the area of my school, so every year they make us sit for 2 hours watching these Irish Tap Dancers. Not that I don't respect Irish culture, but I come home and it takes a week or two to get rid of that constant loud clicking noise and a piercing headache. At least you don't have to go through that.

CrayolaColours · 10-08-2010 08:33 AM

No, we live in the ghetto.

Imagine what our pep rallies are like.

genuine anarchist · 10-08-2010 11:58 AM

CrayolaColours Wrote:No, we live in the ghetto.

Imagine what our pep rallies are like.

Probably much more awesome than the lame ass ones my Catholic school has, the ones where they force us to pray before it starts, and then the slutty cheerleaders come out and start "dancing" to shit music that we're not allowed to listen to otherwise.

CrayolaColours · 10-09-2010 10:07 AM

genuine anarchist Wrote:
CrayolaColours Wrote:No, we live in the ghetto.

Imagine what our pep rallies are like.

Probably much more awesome than the lame ass ones my Catholic school has, the ones where they force us to pray before it starts, and then the slutty cheerleaders come out and start "dancing" to shit music that we're not allowed to listen to otherwise.

Probably...

We may have the only school in America where we literally laugh as the cheerleaders walk away. Seriously, it's hilarious. The cheerleading team is entirely black, and the dance team is entirely white.

The Desert Fox · 10-09-2010 04:59 PM

genuine anarchist Wrote:
CrayolaColours Wrote:No, we live in the ghetto.

Imagine what our pep rallies are like.

Probably much more awesome than the lame ass ones my Catholic school has, the ones where they force us to pray before it starts, and then the slutty cheerleaders come out and start "dancing" to shit music that we're not allowed to listen to otherwise.

Protip: Hijack the PA and play the Internationale in Russian for lulz.

genuine anarchist · 10-10-2010 04:35 PM

The Desert Fox Wrote:
genuine anarchist Wrote:
CrayolaColours Wrote:No, we live in the ghetto.

Imagine what our pep rallies are like.

Probably much more awesome than the lame ass ones my Catholic school has, the ones where they force us to pray before it starts, and then the slutty cheerleaders come out and start "dancing" to shit music that we're not allowed to listen to otherwise.
Protip: Hijack the PA and play the Internationale in Russian for lulz.

That's a good idea...

Jesusaurisrex · 10-10-2010 04:41 PM

I haz date for homecoming, therefor I am better than all of you

TheOmegaJuggalo · 10-13-2010 07:33 PM

Jesusaurisrex Wrote:I haz date for homecoming, therefor I am better than all of you

Dammit... Jesusauris wins. :(

I also hate homecoming... Mine was recently. It's just another school function for the people who just do what they're told all of the time. My history teacher actually offered extra credit for people who went. Can they even do that??
The last way I'd want to spend a beautiful Saturday evening is by spending $15 to go sit in a crowded gym watching people I don't like dance and try (unsuccessfully) to get lucky.

Instead, I played Starcraft 2. It was a wise decision. lol
You're not alone.

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