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My teacher said the most hilarious thing!

*begins the Night of the Long Knives and eliminates the Oxford dictionary*

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Damn! I got the short end of the stick. Blasted Strasserism.

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No.

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Rejected?

I guess I'll join Mussolini.

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What, off to Italy to join the revision fascists? You know they stop editing halfway through the paper and join the other side!

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Beats Stalin. He decided to simply erase everything on the page and scribble his name all over it with a red pen.

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Effin' socialists.

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I hate humans.

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RE: My teacher said the most hilarious thing!

(05-13-2013 05:50 AM)Twisted Wrote:  I hate humans.

Welcome to the club. We've got hats...

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(05-13-2013 05:50 AM)Twisted Wrote:  I hate humans.

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What the fuck is wrong with that face?

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RE: My teacher said the most hilarious thing!

(05-05-2013 10:00 AM)Luna Wrote:  
(05-01-2013 09:32 AM)Twisted Wrote:  My teacher said this:

"I know in elementary school teachers treated you like people without brains, but we are in middle school now, where we treat you with respect and dignity, like mature people."

HA! I had to clasp my hand over my mouth to keep me from laughing. Now this, I wish.

I've gotta say, this is true. In Middle School, we certainly had more freedom.

Since I live in Britain, we don't have a middle school. We jump from 6th grade to high school so I'm not sure what middle school is even like Huh

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(05-14-2013 01:29 AM)Twisted Wrote:  What the fuck is wrong with that face?

Agreed. The more you stare at it, the creepier it gets.

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(05-14-2013 01:29 AM)Twisted Wrote:  What the fuck is wrong with that face?

Yours

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