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Saturday Detention...for basically nothing at all.
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Kundalini Offline
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Saturday Detention...for basically nothing at all.

Hello guys. I'm going to tell you why my teacher is retarded.

He came up to me and said "You have saturday detention" and I said "Are you shitting me? Why?" and he said "Cause you have one worksheet missing."

REALLY?! I have to waste 2 hours of my time, to redo a worksheet that takes 10 minutes??!!! Not to mention tomorrow is my birthday, so yeah, happy birthday to me. What's my present? A learner's permit and BUTTRAPE BY TEACHERS WITH THIS BULLSHIT!

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T!

And as a bonus question, can you post anything that sounds more retarded than my situation? Thank you.

-Kundalini.

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04-12-2013 12:45 AM
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RE: Saturday Detention...for basically nothing at all.

Wouldn't you just be able to do the workshit late and turn it in? Why is Saturday detention really necessary? If I were you I'd actually question him on this, but then he would try to say you're being defiant and refer you to the office as a large amount of teachers will do.

You could just not show up to the Sat. detention lolol. I always skipped those in middle school and they never followed up. My highschool doesn't even do Saturday detentions because they're too stupid even for my incompetent school.

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RE: Saturday Detention...for basically nothing at all.

Your teacher is a sadistic bastard influenced by emotional factors because he is a pathetically weak willed homo sapien who dodged the bullet of evolution.

And once our teacher gave us detention for an award for doing our work. It was supposedly so we would learn to do our work on time and properly. It didnt make sense so I didnt go to detention.

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RE: Saturday Detention...for basically nothing at all.

(04-12-2013 09:40 PM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  Your teacher is a sadistic bastard influenced by emotional factors because he is a pathetically weak willed homo sapien who dodged the bullet of evolution.

And once our teacher gave us detention for an award for doing our work. It was supposedly so we would learn to do our work on time and properly. It didnt make sense so I didnt go to detention.

Proves how retarded teachers are, dude.

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I wouldn't have gone to it... It's not like they can go to your home, drag you to school then pin you to the chair and make you sit there for two hours. If they actually did that though, I bet you could sue the fuck out of them, XD. It's kind of pathetic, though, a worksheet that takes less than 10 minutes to do and you got this sanction for it. Teachers never fail to piss me off.
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Just don't go. Fuck him.

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I never understood why people went to detention, especially those who were supposedly against the system. I guess they were just sheep with a loud bleat but no bite.

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(04-13-2013 11:55 AM)Twisted Wrote:  Just don't go. Fuck him.

Sorry, I'm already here. (I'm in SD right now.)

Cool story, bro. Tell it again.
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RE: Saturday Detention...for basically nothing at all.

(04-13-2013 11:12 AM)Damon Wrote:  I wouldn't have gone to it... It's not like they can go to your home, drag you to school then pin you to the chair and make you sit there for two hours. If they actually did that though, I bet you could sue the fuck out of them, XD. It's kind of pathetic, though, a worksheet that takes less than 10 minutes to do and you got this sanction for it. Teachers never fail to piss me off.

Yeah, I began at 8:00 to fix a couple of worksheets. What time is it now? 8:25. I have to waste another hour and a half doing nothing but sitting on this damned laptop pretending to be busy.

Cool story, bro. Tell it again.
04-13-2013 10:27 PM
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Saturday Detention...for basically nothing at all.

Oh, and not to mention that he assigned it on a Thursday. Which means I could've had Friday to get the shit done, but he's a dumbass and never gives it back. He also never told my mom when to drop me off, which was 8 in the morning, and I get done at 10 so...

Yeah, dumbass teachers.

Cool story, bro. Tell it again.
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