Shitty Fanfiction Competition

[fish20]

continue, failwriting is fun.

[AWOL]

n den enoby stretd 2 fk vampr n sh wuz bleding n stof.



10 points to Gryffindor if you get the reference.

[Dark Soul X]

You want butchery? You got it.

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(All of this was typed by way of me slamming my face against the keyboard over and over, which apparently is how it's done in fanfiction as well.)

[యూజర్ పేరు]

Dark Soul X, you don't realize the stupidity of your post. I can't believe you would come to this kind of conclusion. I, for one, will not stand for you making up this kind of stuff. Fan-fiction is serious business and I will not be told otherwise. What you don't seem to realize is that fan-fiction is the very foundation on what this country was built on. We are taught teamwork, sportsmanship, and balance through awful, awful writing. Without all of this, our society and humanity as we know it would fall.

I'm glad to be part of such a unique empire and I will fight to the death for it. It's in my spiritual being to come to the aid of those who need it. To be questioned is to be dishonored and you should know that by now. We are all insignificant in this universe, and if nothing matters that means that everything matters. An example of my understanding can be seen in the book "Go, Dog. Go!" When the dog hits the red light, he stops. This can be compared to many things in modern-day life, such as when you get your girlfriend pregnant because you forgot to wrap it, or when you decide your kid is too ugly to keep. Everything gets better, however, when you hit that green light, and it's smooth sailing ahead.

Some people do not make it to this green light and eventually take their own life. I am saying it is not the right thing to do; stick with what is hard and you will be rewarded in the end. No matter how hard life is or how bad your love life is, what you can do is all you can do, and that's all that matters from a realistic standpoint.

[LOON_ATTIC]

Once upon a time, BobManPerson posted his shitty copypasta once again but always changing the name to whoever he wanted to direct it to. It was extremely painful and horrible and depressed the target to the point of suicide, and then they lived happily ever after.

[Fractomancer]

BobManPerson Wrote:What you don't seem to realize is that fan-fiction is the very foundation on what this country was built on.

fgsfds

[fish20]

AWOL Wrote:n den enoby stretd 2 fk vampr n sh wuz bleding n stof.



10 points to Gryffindor if you get the reference.

Its from My Immortal.