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To everyone who joined these forums at some point, and got discouraged by the negativity and left after a while (or even got literally scared off): I'm sorry.
I wasn't good enough at encouraging people to be kinder, and removing people who refuse to be kind. Encouraging people is hard, and removing people creates conflict, and I hate conflict... so that's why I wasn't better at it.
I was a very, very sensitive teen. The atmosphere of this forum as it is now, if it had existed in 1996, would probably have upset me far more than it would have helped.
I can handle quite a lot of negativity and even abuse now, but that isn't the point. I want to help people. I want to help the people who need it the most, and I want to help people like the 1996 version of me.
I'm still figuring out the best way to do that, but as it is now, these forums are doing more harm than good, and I can't keep running them.
Thank you to the few people who have tried to understand my point of view so far. I really, really appreciate you guys. You are beautiful people.
Everyone else: If after everything I've said so far, you still don't understand my motivations, I think it's unlikely that you will. We're just too different. Maybe someday in the future it might make sense, but until then, there's no point in arguing about it. I don't have the time or the energy for arguing anymore. I will focus my time and energy on people who support me, and those who need help.
-SoulRiser
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Ladies and Gentlemen, while I was on the toilet having a shit I realized something. I realized that there is a great author in each and every one of us. Even the Desert Fox is capable of writing works to rival Full Life Consequences and Doom: Repercussions of Evil. Therefore, in order to bring the full creative talent of SS to the forefront, I am offering to you a test, a game, a competition, a CHALLENGE of sorts to be the best like no one ever was.
ZEE RULES:
You must write the first chapter of your shitty fanfic based on the chosen topic.
You should ideally include all the hallmarks of bad fanfiction, such as the standard bad spelling and grammar to the complete re-writing of the original material. The more you butcher the theme in question the better!
The chapter may be as long as you like, however if you go overboard and write a whole trilogy then I may disqualify you on the grounds of TOO LONG DIDN'T READ.
You may provide a dramatic reading with your fanfic to boost your score.
Scoring shall be similar to the MSPAINT Competition, however scoring for your Dramatic Reading if you chose to make one shall be done differently then added to your score for the fanfic itself to make your final score.
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one day, da bestest wizrd evur (malfoy, DUH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) wuz in potoins class, makin potions n stuff while harry and snape were doin...things in the back room. den, a girl, named raven (LOL THATS ME! :3 =^.^=) walked up to him. "hey cutie." i said with a smiley smile. he wuz all "OH HAIII!!!!!! :]]]]]]]] ;D" "hehe." i blushed. HE NOTICED ME OMFG
"huh?"
"did i say dat out louded?????????///"
"yes u did. could i...notice u moar?"
"OMGOMGOMG? wuddu u mean?"
"i love you, raven."
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DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW U GUYZ!!!111 NO FLAMES! DESU
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lol, I had fun.
Faith o' Meter
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Quote:Riddle me this, riddle me that. Give me a straight answer, you pain in the ass cat.
MorikoMisa Wrote:Once upion ah tiem harry n' malfoy wer n teh halls and then had HOMOSEX.
CHATER ON!!!!11!!!!!!!1!!!! COCKPLETE!
REVIEW K THX DUN'T FPRGET 2 R8!
OMG OMG OMG IT WUZ LEIK SO KAWAII DESU!!!111 MOAR PLZ =^.^=
OMG OMG OMG THX SHO MUSCHHHHH! DESU!
THIZ CHAPTER IS 4 CRAYOLACOLERZ CUZ SHEZ LIEK SOOOOOOOOOO AWESUM!
So like anwaz after harry n malfoy had teh homosex wich was soooooo hawt, liek seriosly malfoy showd harry his giant peniz and than harry suked it liek a ttal hoe, anywy malfoy sad 'HARRY I LUV U!' n harry wax liek 'I WHANT UR COCK!' so then thy had moar HOMOSEX!
MorikoMisa Wrote:Once upion ah tiem harry n' malfoy wer n teh halls and then had HOMOSEX.
CHATER ON!!!!11!!!!!!!1!!!! COCKPLETE!
REVIEW K THX DUN'T FPRGET 2 R8!
OMG OMG OMG IT WUZ LEIK SO KAWAII DESU!!!111 MOAR PLZ =^.^=
OMG OMG OMG THX SHO MUSCHHHHH! DESU!
THIZ CHAPTER IS 4 CRAYOLACOLERZ CUZ SHEZ LIEK SOOOOOOOOOO AWESUM!
So like anwaz after harry n malfoy had teh homosex wich was soooooo hawt, liek seriosly malfoy showd harry his giant peniz and than harry suked it liek a ttal hoe, anywy malfoy sad 'HARRY I LUV U!' n harry wax liek 'I WHANT UR COCK!' so then thy had moar HOMOSEX!
R8 plz!!!!!
BOOTIFUL!!! DIZ IS BETTA DEN TWILIGHT!
No really, it is.
Faith o' Meter
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Quote:Riddle me this, riddle me that. Give me a straight answer, you pain in the ass cat.
IM POAST IN ALL KAPS CAUSE CRUISE CUMTROLL FOR WINRAR. OK SO LISSIN UP NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LYFE GOT TURNED TO BOLLOCKS IN A SCHOOL UPTOWN AND ID LYK TO TAKE A MOMENNT SO JUST SIT RIHT THAR, I'LL TELL YA HOW MY BEST FRIEND GOT TURNED IN2 A HARE; IN A SHITHOLE CLOSET, BORN AND RAISED, CRYIN BOUT MAH DEAD PARENTS WUZ HOOW I SPENT MOSTA MAH DAIZ, GOT LOCKED INA ROOM, DARK AND INA DAZE, AND SETTIN MAH FOSTER HOME ABLAZE, WHEN AN ASSHOEL BROO, WHO WUZ UPTO NOGOODE, SHOVED ME OVAR ONTO THE FLOOR OF SOLID WOOD, I TRAPPED HIM IN GLASS AND MAH MOM GOT SCARED, SHE SAID "HOW MANY PPL SAW DAT, WE'LL HAVE TO MOVE SUMWHERE?!?!" SO I WHISTLED FOR A GRIFFIN AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR I SAW IT HAD THE HEAD OF AN EAGLE AND A LIONTAIL IN THE REAR, IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THISS WAS WEIRD BUT THAN I THOUGH "NAW FORGET IT, YO HOLMES, TO A PLACE THAT BE FEARED!" AH, SETTLED, DOWN ON A PEDESTAL ABOUT 7' OR 8' AND I YELLED TO THE MONSTER THING "YO, THINGY, SMELL YA L8R!" LOOKED AT THE KINGDOM, I WAS FINALLY THERE, TO LEARN ALL DAT MAGIC AND COLLECT TOADSTOOL SOMEWHERE!"
sO YEA I WAS HARRY AND OTHER GRRL I LIKE BUT COULDNT TKLK 2 CUS IAM UBUR SHY SO INSTEAAD I WATCHED HER SLEEP THEN I GIVE HER DEAD BIRD AND PROPSE SO SHE SAY YES AND THEN L8R GET CUOLD FEET SO I MAKE LUV POTION AND PUT IN HER WINE BUT INSTEAD IT WAS ROOFIE SO I FUCK BODY AND DUMP IN LAEK SO we DINT GET MARRIED BUT I DID GET LIAD YAY BITCHEZZZ! NOW BUY T-SHIRTS TWEENIES $29.99 FULL PACK BUAY NAO!!!!
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TRIGGER WARNING: THIS TRIGGER WARNING CONTAINS TRIGGER WARNINGS!
Dear Tumblrites:Despite your wrongly self-diagnosedPTSD, no line ofscientific evidencesuggests people can be triggered over theinternet. Triggering works through thesenses(i.e. smell, taste, touch, vision, hearing.) but it goes throughreal time; if you're not experiencing it in real life as it'sACTUALLY HAPPENINGin yourACTUALlife, youCANNOTbe triggered. The only exception to this is if you have aseizure, but then again, that's triggered byepilepsy(i.e. rapidly-changing flashing lights)NOT PTSD. Remembering a bad incident is NOT the same thing as having aflashback. When you remember, youthink; when youflashback,youfeel.
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Max Stirnir Wrote:"In the time of spirits thoughts grew till they overtopped my head, whose offspring they yet were; they hovered about me and convulsed me like fever-phantasies -- an awful power. The thoughts had become corporeal on their own account, were ghosts, e. g. God, Emperor, Pope, Fatherland, etc. If I destroy their corporeity, then I take them back into mine, and say: "I alone am corporeal." And now I take the world as what it is to me, as mine, as my property; I refer all to myself."The Ego and Its Own, pg. 15
Charles Manson Wrote:“Look down at me and you see a fool;
look up at me and you see a god;
look straight at me and you see yourself”
HeartofShadows Wrote:"Life is nothing more than a druggie trying to get their quick fix of happiness while dealing with the harsh withdrawal of reality"
Osip Mandelstam Wrote:"I divide all of world literature into authorized and unauthorized works. The former are all trash; the latter--stolen air. I want to spit in the face of every writer who first obtains permission and then writes."The Fourth Prose, 1930.
Lukas Foss Wrote:That is why the analogy of stealing does not work. With a thief, we want to know how much money he stole, and from whom. With the artist it is not how much he took and from whom, but what he did with it.
OKS THS 4 RAVEN CUSA SHES AWSOMM AND SWDDT AND I LUVNHER!!! STOHATUIGN YIU JUST CNT RITE GOOOD OKSRAVEN IS BETTERTHN U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OK SO MYNAME IS AMY IANDIMA VAMPIRE AT HOGWARTS AND I A WITCH AND MALFOY IS TOTTALLY FUCKINGHT SO HAI AND HE TLK TO ME OMG CAN I SUCK UR BLLOD AND HESLIKE UR A VAMPIRE ANDIMA LIK OMGHOWSU KNOW AND I LOVE THATSONG BRINGME2 LIFE OMG ANDSO HEHAV SEX ANDDUBLDORSUMS OVRHER ADN IS MADA T US AN PRRROESSET MCGONNAGLA IS MADAN SHESYA WHY DID U DOSTHAT AND IM LIK I LOV DRCO THTS WHY AND SHES LIKE WELL HARRYWOLFERIS GOINGTO KILLU SO IM LIKE OMG HES SO HTO HE NEVER WEARSHIRT ANDSO I KILLPROFFESSERMCGONGAL ANDDRACO TURNSINTO VAMOIR 2 ANDWE HAV BABY
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