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The best fucking Mac & Cheese ever
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The best fucking Mac & Cheese ever

Shit you'll need:

3 cups elbow macaroni noodles
1 jumbo egg
16 oz Sour cream
8 oz block colby jack cheese
8 oz block monterey jack cheese
16 oz shredded mild cheddar
8 oz shredded sharp cheddar
16 oz shredded monterey jack
1/2 tsp white pepper
Black pepper as desired

Aight so here's how this pan full of deliciousness is gonna go down. First you gotta boil the macaroni noodles as the box you got them in directs you to. Be careful not to overcook them, cause it's really easy to do that with macaroni noodles. While it's cooking you might as well go ahead and cut the monterey jack and colby jack blocks in to smaller cubes... and preheat the oven to 375 degrees. Now after you've drained out the water you want to add the 16 oz of sour cream in, the egg (after you've beaten it), the white pepper, 8 oz of the shredded mild cheddar, the 16 oz shredded monterey jack and 4 oz of sharp cheddar. Make sure you wait until the noodles are cooled, or you'll end up scrambling your egg. Mix well. Spread it out in a 4 qt baking dish, or a couple of smaller baking dishes as I had to and add your cubes of monterey jack and colby jack cheese. Try to distribute them pretty evenly, or you can have some areas be cheesier than others to create the effect of having galaxies of cheese in your macaroni universe. Put it in the oven for ten minutes. Take it out and spread out the melted cubes of cheese using a fork to cover more noodles. Cover the top with the rest of your shredded mild and sharp cheddar cheese, and any extra shredded monterey jack cheese as well if you so wish to do so. Put it in the oven for about twenty more minutes.

I made two dishes of it, one for Christmas lunch at grandma's and a smaller stash for myself and immediate family to save it from being eaten there. Here's a picture of the smaller one:
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(12-27-2012 05:34 AM)LiptomaticMate Wrote:  What's the difference between Sadomasochism and Masochism? Aren't they quite similar?

Well, masochism is when receiving harm gives you sexual pleasure. Sadism is when inflicting pain gives you pleasure. Sadomasochism is a combination of these two terms, meaning that one derives pleasure from receiving and inflicting pain.

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Recipe needs more butter

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That's a lot of different cheeses, some of which I've never heard of. I guess I will have to substitute them for ones I can actually find here. Smile

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(12-27-2012 02:06 PM)DoA Wrote:  Recipe needs more butter

Well, you can add butter if you want, but it's really not necessary.

Quote:That's a lot of different cheeses, some of which I've never heard of. I guess I will have to substitute them for ones I can actually find here.
I'm curious as to what cheeses are commonly found in South Africa.

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(12-28-2012 01:21 AM)SoulRiser Wrote:  That's a lot of different cheeses, some of which I've never heard of. I guess I will have to substitute them for ones I can actually find here. Smile
That's a reality check to me - those cheeses are incredibly common where I live.

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I don't like sour cream.

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Shit I don't even know what Mac & Chesse is, maybe is that we don't have it or we call it a different name that I forgot.

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Mac & cheese is overrated, Luiz. You ain't missing much.

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Mac & Cheese is my weakness.

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Cheddar, Gouda, and Mozzarella are all common here. Haven't really seen different kinds of cheddar though, but that might just mean I haven't looked in the right place. Never seen anything with 'jack' in its name at all.

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Mac Recipe is okay. Ill swipe the recipe from work for an epic one.

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(12-28-2012 10:33 PM)SoulRiser Wrote:  Cheddar, Gouda, and Mozzarella are all common here. Haven't really seen different kinds of cheddar though, but that might just mean I haven't looked in the right place. Never seen anything with 'jack' in its name at all.

I can't say I've heard of Gouda before, but Google searching seems to show that it's good with Mac & Cheese!

I found this delicious-looking recipe you can make if you get your hands on white cheddar cheese.
http://acozykitchen.com/smoked-gouda-mac-and-cheese/

Oh, and I just realized I forgot to put the oven temperature in my recipe. Fixed.

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Sometimes the simpler things are the best. I'm content with a plain old container of Easy Mac.

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(12-29-2012 03:39 AM)DoA Wrote:  Sometimes the simpler things are the best. I'm content with a plain old container of Easy Mac.

That's gross, man.

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(12-29-2012 03:42 AM)|55555| Wrote:  
(12-29-2012 03:39 AM)DoA Wrote:  Sometimes the simpler things are the best. I'm content with a plain old container of Easy Mac.

That's gross, man.
It is gross if you don't know how to prepare it (word to the wise: NEVER fill past the fill line. In fact, don't even touch the fill line. It's best to only have a little bit of water in there. Also, you might not need to cook it for the whole 3 and a half minutes. Add pepper to taste, add a little bit of butter if you want it more solid (and fattening), add a little bit of milk if you want it more creamy, but only add those things after it's cooked.)

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My little brother used to always want Macaroni and Cheese with every fucking meal. It got old to the point that I almost never eat the shit now.

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It's an excellent pasta precursor. Noodles and cheese sauce...genius.

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Mac and cheese is my favorite food. But I don't like the Kraft version. The cheese has that artificial dorito taste to it.
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I love Doritos. Anyway, I'm a student, I don't have money to buy 5 different kinds of cheese for one dish. (But it does look delicious.)

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