Everyone, talk about your break here!

[SomeRandomHuman]

My break is with my rich aunt in her ginormouse house. Her house has 5 bedrooms! And only 3 people live in it! Her husbend makes 250k a year! She was shocked to see I was serious, I do only have the clothes on my back, my guinea pig and this ipod, and first thing gave me $200 dollars and told me to spend it all on new clothing. I told her I only need $10 and she can have the extra $190 back. But she said she wants me to puck out nice clothes, and to spend it all. She dropped me off at the mall, and it was HUGE and FANCY! I didnt see a wal mart, too bad, that is where I bought all my clothing. All the stores were fancy shit, and I finally found an old navy, the least fancy store in the place. Everything was overpriced in there, $3.50 for a shirt off the clearance rack in kids size, I cram myself into a kids XL plus to save money, kids is half the price of adults. But with the $200, I bought myself a whole new wardrobe of that fancy clothing, three 12 piece nugget combos from chuck fil a (I was hungry, alright) and gifts for brat, her mom, and her dad. When I walkes in the door, I said "Aunt______, I bought a new wardrobe of fancy clothes!" She said "Wow, is highland park that ghetto that old navy is fancy? Because here, it is ghetto." I knew she is rich, but Idk she is THAT rich. But she toom me to a huge bathtub in a huge bathroom that is bigger then my bedroom in the apartment was and told me I was filthy and I need a bath. I tried protesting and said my cast on my leg because of the torn achilles shouldnt get wet (all the others were off, the bones somehow healed!) because I despise baths. Sadly, she was too smart and tossed me a trash bag. AGGH, I HATE BEING CLEAN! AGGGHHHH! We all went out to dinner at this ridiculously fqncy restaurant, there were 3 forks nest to each plate. Brat cousin said they eat out like this every meal. Since I mustvd embarassed them with my bad table manners, using the wrong fork, chewing with my mouth open, giving up on the fork and using my hands, the next day they threw me $100 and said it was for todays chow for me, sorry, I embarassed them too much, ect. Apparantly, they eat ebery meal out. I only used $20 that day and gave them back the extra $80. They were surprised I didnt use it all. Brat was at first contemplating making me her maid, but has deemed me unworthy. She is a big brat. She thinks she is a princess, and called cinderella ghetto. Aunt said there is tradition for xmas but its surprise. I will tell more later. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING FOR BREAK?

[Alucard483]

Do you plan these posts out, or just make them up on the fly? Also, I do not get a break, I work for a living.

[GreenLamp]

:'D This is great. You're out of Detroit!!! CONGRATS!!! The food is great, yes? I'm so happy for you!!! But you must be some sort of superhuman to survive all those injuries. Damn! You can get gifts for Christmas!!!! You are SAVED!!!

For break I'm going to two different parties.

But this story sounds too crazy. I believe you, but wow...

[LiptomaticMate]

SomeRandomHuman you have awesome stories. I don't know anymore if they're real or not, but if they are and I hope you aren't LYING!!! you are one survival man/woman. You are a man? RIght?
Glad on your behalf

I actually have a question for you, which I actually as well have for all Detroit people. and that is? Have you visited the Hardcore Pawn Shop which is sent on the television?

[marktheshark]

For break...I'm probably not gonna be doing much aside from playing vidya gaems and visiting my relatives for christmas.

[Ky]

...If you need help with any of that "fancy" stuff, I could tell you how it works.

My break has been entirely comprised of videogame marathons so far.

[RammsteinFearFactory]

This sounds wonderful! Does this mean you'll finally get help for the injuries?

[DragoniteSky]

(12-23-2012 11:11 PM)SomeRandomHuman Wrote:  My break is with my rich aunt in her ginormouse house. Her house has 5 bedrooms! And only 3 people live in it! Her husbend makes 250k a year! She was shocked to see I was serious, I do only have the clothes on my back, my guinea pig and this ipod, and first thing gave me $200 dollars and told me to spend it all on new clothing. I told her I only need $10 and she can have the extra $190 back. But she said she wants me to puck out nice clothes, and to spend it all. She dropped me off at the mall, and it was HUGE and FANCY! I didnt see a wal mart, too bad, that is where I bought all my clothing. All the stores were fancy shit, and I finally found an old navy, the least fancy store in the place. Everything was overpriced in there, $3.50 for a shirt off the clearance rack in kids size, I cram myself into a kids XL plus to save money, kids is half the price of adults. But with the $200, I bought myself a whole new wardrobe of that fancy clothing, three 12 piece nugget combos from chuck fil a (I was hungry, alright) and gifts for brat, her mom, and her dad. When I walkes in the door, I said "Aunt______, I bought a new wardrobe of fancy clothes!" She said "Wow, is highland park that ghetto that old navy is fancy? Because here, it is ghetto." I knew she is rich, but Idk she is THAT rich. But she toom me to a huge bathtub in a huge bathroom that is bigger then my bedroom in the apartment was and told me I was filthy and I need a bath. I tried protesting and said my cast on my leg because of the torn achilles shouldnt get wet (all the others were off, the bones somehow healed!) because I despise baths. Sadly, she was too smart and tossed me a trash bag. AGGH, I HATE BEING CLEAN! AGGGHHHH! We all went out to dinner at this ridiculously fqncy restaurant, there were 3 forks nest to each plate. Brat cousin said they eat out like this every meal. Since I mustvd embarassed them with my bad table manners, using the wrong fork, chewing with my mouth open, giving up on the fork and using my hands, the next day they threw me $100 and said it was for todays chow for me, sorry, I embarassed them too much, ect. Apparantly, they eat ebery meal out. I only used $20 that day and gave them back the extra $80. They were surprised I didnt use it all. Brat was at first contemplating making me her maid, but has deemed me unworthy. She is a big brat. She thinks she is a princess, and called cinderella ghetto. Aunt said there is tradition for xmas but its surprise. I will tell more later. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING FOR BREAK?

Cool, and I will be going online during the break.

[Asder Miller The Second]

(12-24-2012 12:48 AM)LiptomaticMate Wrote:  SomeRandomHuman you have awesome stories. I don't know anymore if they're real or not, but if they are and I hope you aren't LYING!!! you are one survival man/woman. You are a man? RIght?
Glad on your behalf

I actually have a question for you, which I actually as well have for all Detroit people. and that is? Have you visited the Hardcore Pawn Shop which is sent on the television?

OH YA MAN I LOVE THAT SHOW

[Luizao876]

Not much is happening, other than me buying some games. And we will only travel on January 6th.

[SomeRandomHuman]

Alucard, I just write these on the fly, too lazy to plan what i will say. Greenlamp, yes gettig christmas gifts will be so cool! I hope I get a candy cane and some socks. Liptomatic, yep, this is 100% true, my life. I am accually a survivalWOMAN, not man. Everybody is shocked I ak a girl, because of the myth going round the internet that girls dont curse. IDK if I have been to that specific shop, I dont keeptrack of their names, but I have been to shops that are hardcore, some man pawned an iguana! Maybe Sky and Alucard have been, I think they live in detroit too. But most reality tv is exagerated, and acted out, I bet the shop is in the rich part of detroit, and IRL it is a little shop for wussies.

[SomeRandomHuman]

(12-24-2012 06:14 AM)DoA Wrote:  ...If you need help with any of that "fancy" stuff, I could tell you how it works.

My break has been entirely comprised of videogame marathons so far.

Yes, please PM me on how that stuff works, I am damn curious, and how about telling me how to use chopsticks? For dinner, we went to chinese, and I ate by grabbing the food in handfulls and shoveling it in my mouth. Not pretty. Your break sounds fun. Are your parents trying to drag you away from the videogames? My aunt gets upset with me because all I do is watch tv (they have 3 tvs, no joke) and wander around town looking for money on the floor, I already found $7.63! I just found their wii! She drags me away from the tv, amd then makes me watch the brat.

[SomeRandomHuman]

(12-24-2012 12:41 PM)Luizao876 Wrote:  Not much is happening, other than me buying some games. And we will only travel on January 6th.

Cool, where are you going?

[Luizao876]

Natal, a Brazillian town in the Nordeste.
Or, someplace you never heard off.

[DragoniteSky]

(12-24-2012 12:48 AM)LiptomaticMate Wrote:  SomeRandomHuman you have awesome stories. I don't know anymore if they're real or not, but if they are and I hope you aren't LYING!!! you are one survival man/woman. You are a man? RIght?
Glad on your behalf

I actually have a question for you, which I actually as well have for all Detroit people. and that is? Have you visited the Hardcore Pawn Shop which is sent on the television?

Never heard of the Hardcore Pawn Shop, and I live in Detroit.

[LiptomaticMate]

(12-25-2012 06:08 AM)ShayminSky Wrote:  

(12-24-2012 12:48 AM)LiptomaticMate Wrote:  SomeRandomHuman you have awesome stories. I don't know anymore if they're real or not, but if they are and I hope you aren't LYING!!! you are one survival man/woman. You are a man? RIght?
Glad on your behalf

I actually have a question for you, which I actually as well have for all Detroit people. and that is? Have you visited the Hardcore Pawn Shop which is sent on the television?

Never heard of the Hardcore Pawn Shop, and I live in Detroit.

Here :http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1674417/
That TV-serie. Do you recognize that one?

[LiptomaticMate]

(12-24-2012 01:33 PM)SomeRandomHuman Wrote:  Alucard, I just write these on the fly, too lazy to plan what i will say. Greenlamp, yes gettig christmas gifts will be so cool! I hope I get a candy cane and some socks. Liptomatic, yep, this is 100% true, my life. I am accually a survivalWOMAN, not man. Everybody is shocked I ak a girl, because of the myth going round the internet that girls dont curse. IDK if I have been to that specific shop, I dont keeptrack of their names, but I have been to shops that are hardcore, some man pawned an iguana! Maybe Sky and Alucard have been, I think they live in detroit too. But most reality tv is exagerated, and acted out, I bet the shop is in the rich part of detroit, and IRL it is a little shop for wussies.

Sorry I did't know, I guess it's maybe only my unconscious thinking that only boys are "on" this site. I don't know why I thought you were one, maybe it's the writing style. I have only read a couple of the stuff which has happened to you, and unfortunately I have been quite doubtful when reading them, but sometimes they are so detailed that I start to wonder. Either you're one hell of a writer or The Actual True Real Deal. Anywho! Epic fashioned events you've had and I can't really feel for you because I haven't been there. :( Merry Christmas though, get nice and share nice presents.

[DragoniteSky]

(12-25-2012 06:30 AM)LiptomaticMate Wrote:  

(12-25-2012 06:08 AM)ShayminSky Wrote:  

(12-24-2012 12:48 AM)LiptomaticMate Wrote:  SomeRandomHuman you have awesome stories. I don't know anymore if they're real or not, but if they are and I hope you aren't LYING!!! you are one survival man/woman. You are a man? RIght?
Glad on your behalf

I actually have a question for you, which I actually as well have for all Detroit people. and that is? Have you visited the Hardcore Pawn Shop which is sent on the television?

Never heard of the Hardcore Pawn Shop, and I live in Detroit.

Here :http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1674417/
That TV-serie. Do you recognize that one?

Nope, doesn't ring a bell.

[SomeRandomHuman]

I dont recognise the shop name either. I bet it is all acted out, most tv stuff is. LiptomaticMate, Alucard might live in detroit, maybe he migjt know. But if between the 3 of us nobody knows of it, it is BS. And I think maybe its the curseing that makes everyone think I am a boy. And I am not making this up, I hadnt learned to read and write untill I was 10 and I learned via tv, I couldnt possibly be that good a writer. I should make a book about my life someday. And I am ok that none of you can really feel for me because not many people go through this, I am thankful you will listen to me and that some of you will be my friends, because I have none IRL.

[LiptomaticMate]

(12-25-2012 09:13 AM)SomeRandomHuman Wrote:  I dont recognise the shop name either. I bet it is all acted out, most tv stuff is. LiptomaticMate, Alucard might live in detroit, maybe he migjt know. But if between the 3 of us nobody knows of it, it is BS. And I think maybe its the curseing that makes everyone think I am a boy. And I am not making this up, I hadnt learned to read and write untill I was 10 and I learned via tv, I couldnt possibly be that good a writer. I should make a book about my life someday. And I am ok that none of you can really feel for me because not many people go through this, I am thankful you will listen to me and that some of you will be my friends, because I have none IRL.

It's entertaining though quite "Hard", "Core". Quite a lot of extreme stuff happens in that pawn show. Well now I do believe you, and I guess it's true, but that though doesn't mean I don't think you write good. I guess the last message came out a little weird. . You learned by doing, by practice I think it's called. "Human-experiencly" you are waaaaaaay ahead of a lot of people.
It doesn't matter that much where your friends are as long as they are good friends/real friends. Not that I am, but you get what I mean.
Anywho Good Luck Onforward.

[Ky]

Hardcore Pawn Shop? Heard of it in passing, but I didn't realize this was the "talk about reality shows" thread.

[SomeRandomHuman]

To get back on topic then...
Christmas was great! Their tradition is much different then my dad did it. They brought a tree into the house, and instead of socks, we hung these huge red things with a white fuzzy top shaped like a foot and a leg that my whole body would fit into! and the next day they were full, and stuff was around the tree! Little brat thinks it was someone called Santa, who is B.S, he isn't real. She is retarded. I got so much cool stuff! GTG, brat has just nocked over a china vase.

[Asder Miller The Second]

your lying if you dont know what a stocking is

[Asder Miller The Second]

i have a feeling the whole "somerandomhuman" chareide is just some HUGE orchestrated troll

[Sunbourn]

(12-24-2012 01:40 PM)SomeRandomHuman Wrote:  

(12-24-2012 06:14 AM)DoA Wrote:  ...If you need help with any of that "fancy" stuff, I could tell you how it works.

My break has been entirely comprised of videogame marathons so far.

Yes, please PM me on how that stuff works, I am damn curious, and how about telling me how to use chopsticks? For dinner, we went to chinese, and I ate by grabbing the food in handfulls and shoveling it in my mouth. Not pretty. Your break sounds fun. Are your parents trying to drag you away from the videogames? My aunt gets upset with me because all I do is watch tv (they have 3 tvs, no joke) and wander around town looking for money on the floor, I already found $7.63! I just found their wii! She drags me away from the tv, amd then makes me watch the brat.

[Ky]

(12-30-2012 02:30 AM)Spartan117 Wrote:  i have a feeling the whole "somerandomhuman" chareide is just some HUGE orchestrated troll

...You weren't even around for the beginning of it.

[Asder Miller The Second]

(12-30-2012 05:52 AM)DoA Wrote:  

(12-30-2012 02:30 AM)Spartan117 Wrote:  i have a feeling the whole "somerandomhuman" chareide is just some HUGE orchestrated troll

...You weren't even around for the beginning of it.

yes but i read all the pages of the "i fuckin hate detroit thread" and i read all the horrible things she said to voluble

[IamNoone]

Reading 1491 and playing AC3.
Plus actually getting out and doing shit during the rest of the day.

[AtheistLGBTQAnarchist]

I come back to school in January 7 so while you all complain I'll just be mast...ering my new Wii U games.

[Ky]

(12-31-2012 10:38 AM)AtheistSpartanAnarchistPower Wrote:  I come back to school in January 7 so while you all complain I'll just be masturbating to my new Wii U games.

I corrected a spelling error for you, Mr. ASAP. I wonder how that ellipse got there.