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Awkward/Embarrasing moments
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Awkward/Embarrasing moments

ITT: stories of awkward moments you have had or witnessed in your lifetime:

I went to a college football game with three buddies last season. At around half-time, I went to take a piss. I saw the women's bathroom, and basically just assumed that the men's bathroom would be directly next to the women's one. I just rolled up in there thinking I was hot shit. I looked for a urinal but couldn't find one, but I just thought it was a weird bathroom. I went in a stall and there were little towels to put on the seat above the toilet. I was like "I think I walked into the Gay Men's Bathroom" but continued to pee. After a solid 30 second piss, I walked out the stall not giving a fuck about washing my hands and saw a girl fixing her hair in the mirror. Nothing really clicked at that point and thought to myself "this dumb bitch is in the men's bathroom!" I strolled out the bathroom as a group of attractive college girls were walking in. They gave me a strange look and could hear laughing. Turns out it was just a really big women's bathroom.
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The time my stepdad caught me and my first girlfriend having sex.

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07-27-2011 02:03 PM
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Making a fucking loud ass sound when I sneezed into my hands. My hands were almost in my mouth and the sneeze had no where to go. It made a fart-like sound. I did this in front of my class.

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07-27-2011 02:57 PM
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By accident, I pulled down a women's bra in a sequence of events involving falling into a pool.

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Nice one Elfy
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Shouting "WELL YOU CAN GO TO HELL" in the cafeteria, before realizing the teacher had made everyone be quiet.

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Once, I looked at the nonexistent hair someone said was growing on the center of the palm of the hand I, well... You know.

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Buying something in Tesco's I didnt have enough money for. The cashier looked at me and "You haven't got enough money for this." At that point I was possesed by satan and went "Yes." The cashier dude said "Excuse me?" and then everyone in the exceedingly long queue turned and stared at me. I stammered and then slowly and quietly said "Ah... Um... I'll just... go get the money" then I slowly backed out of the shop and to this day I never set foot in that paticular store ever again.

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BaronVonStrangle Wrote:Buying something in Tesco's I didnt have enough money for. The cashier looked at me and "You haven't got enough money for this." At that point I was possesed by satan and went "Yes." The cashier dude said "Excuse me?" and then everyone in the exceedingly long queue turned and stared at me. I stammered and then slowly and quietly said "Ah... Um... I'll just... go get the money" then I slowly backed out of the shop and to this day I never set foot in that paticular store ever again.

Yes I am socially retarded why do you ask

Lol Tesco.

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BaronVonStrangle Wrote:Buying something in Tesco's I didnt have enough money for. The cashier looked at me and "You haven't got enough money for this." At that point I was possesed by satan and went "Yes." The cashier dude said "Excuse me?" and then everyone in the exceedingly long queue turned and stared at me. I stammered and then slowly and quietly said "Ah... Um... I'll just... go get the money" then I slowly backed out of the shop and to this day I never set foot in that paticular store ever again.

Yes I am socially retarded why do you ask

You should've started screaming yes

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I take showers without taking my underwear off.

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Derchin Wrote:I take showers without taking my underwear off.

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Again, I agree with you. School does teach you things. And once again, you are missing the point entirely. It's not that I disagree with school's mission or the things it teaches. What I object to is that the students are deprived of any choice in the matter. As benign as the intentions may be, any system that forces people into an environment where they have no say in their lives is a situation ripe for abuse of power.

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(02-08-2012 01:06 PM)Lunatic Wrote:  everyone says emo is like a music style or hair stile or clothing or cutting yourself but i think its like a sexuality just like being gay but a different kind of gay just like transexuals you know
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Remembered one:

I was going shopping with my mom a long time ago. We parked to go into the store, when all the sudden I got a ghost boner. My brother and mom were waiting outside the car to go in, but I didn't get out. It wouldn't get soft, but I had to get out. I acted like I was scratching my thigh, but simultaneously pressing my erection down. I stood behind another car to hide it, and after about twenty seconds of scratching my leg, it went away. Not sure if they ever saw that I had a raging erection.

Fucking ghost boners.
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Blobthe15 Wrote:
BaronVonStrangle Wrote:Buying something in Tesco's I didnt have enough money for. The cashier looked at me and "You haven't got enough money for this." At that point I was possesed by satan and went "Yes." The cashier dude said "Excuse me?" and then everyone in the exceedingly long queue turned and stared at me. I stammered and then slowly and quietly said "Ah... Um... I'll just... go get the money" then I slowly backed out of the shop and to this day I never set foot in that paticular store ever again.

Yes I am socially retarded why do you ask

You should've started screaming yes
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what
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Awkward/Embarrasing moments

For whatever reason I think I constantly got erections back in elementary school and I didn't know what they were.

Wow I had a lot of weird erection moments back then.

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