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To everyone who joined these forums at some point, and got discouraged by the negativity and left after a while (or even got literally scared off): I'm sorry.

I wasn't good enough at encouraging people to be kinder, and removing people who refuse to be kind. Encouraging people is hard, and removing people creates conflict, and I hate conflict... so that's why I wasn't better at it.

I was a very, very sensitive teen. The atmosphere of this forum as it is now, if it had existed in 1996, would probably have upset me far more than it would have helped.

I can handle quite a lot of negativity and even abuse now, but that isn't the point. I want to help people. I want to help the people who need it the most, and I want to help people like the 1996 version of me.

I'm still figuring out the best way to do that, but as it is now, these forums are doing more harm than good, and I can't keep running them.

Thank you to the few people who have tried to understand my point of view so far. I really, really appreciate you guys. You are beautiful people.

Everyone else: If after everything I've said so far, you still don't understand my motivations, I think it's unlikely that you will. We're just too different. Maybe someday in the future it might make sense, but until then, there's no point in arguing about it. I don't have the time or the energy for arguing anymore. I will focus my time and energy on people who support me, and those who need help.


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ONEISM --- ONE --- one government, one nation, one culture, one language --- EVERYTHING WILL BE UNIFIED by the Global Government! Resistence is futile! Global Government has already prescribed everything! They know what's best for you! The Shiny New World is coming!

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ONE government --- Global Government!
ONE country --- World!
ONE nation --- PEOPLE!
ONE culture --- The culture --- prescribed ONEIST culture!
ONE language --- The language --- the perfect, English-based language!

PERSONHOOD is when one is a PERSON!!! A perfect PERSON does what's prescribed!!! Schools are just converting children from HACKERHOOD into PERSONHOOD!!! Hacker --- natural, bad state of a human being, wants freedom, freedom ---> diversity ---> hell!!! Curiosity killed the cat, an idiom says!!!!!! Curiosity will KILL us all, if not for ONEISM and the Global Government!!!

Steve Jobs, one of the greatest ONEISTs of the present died because of DIVERSITY and lack of PERSONHOOD!!! He had a light form of cancer, but went to He had a light form of cancer, but went to WITCH DOCTORS instead of prescribed OFFICIAL MEDICS!!

Don't deny the benefits of the UNIVERSAL UNIFICATION --- ONEISM!

PERSONHOOD --- good can be enforced on people!
ONE language --- no more localization, no more language evolution that makes old texts unreadable in the future!!!
ONE country, ONE nation --- no more wars, no more poverty --- Global Government cares about all the PEOPLE!!!
ONE culture --- no more cultural incompatibility, no more misunderstanding!

Freedom --- bad, unsafe for people, locked-down, proprietary, prescribed --- SAFE, good for people!!! Freedom threatens UNIFICATION and promotes DIVERSITY!!! Unification ---- HEAVEN!!, diversity --- HELL!!!!

Stop using FREE now --- every day you use FREE you take from learning to love LOCKED and PROPRIETARY!!!

Doctrine --- PRODUCTION --- at work, ENTERTAINMENT --- at home!! PRODUCTION at home must be banned, since it can't be controlled by the Global Government!!! Production must be done by PROFESSIONALS.

ART --- drawing, sculpting, EVERYTHING --- must be done by professionals so it doesn't threaten ONEISM!!! All means to do it will be BANNED!!!
All other sorts of production must be done by PROFESSIONALS!!! because NON-PROFESSIONALS can easily hurt themselves! The Global Government cares about PEOPLE!!!
Free play will be BANNED --- only LOCKED play --- SPORT will remain --- FREE PLAY ENCOURAGES FREEDOM AND ---> DIVERSITY ---> HELL!!!

Free Software is especially evil!!! It allows for EASY diversity by SPEED of Internet and fork!!!! Only PROPRIETARY software will be left in the ONEist world!!! See how many distros there are??? Now you understand why FREE ---> DIVERSITY ---> HELL!!!

ONE operating system --- Windows!
ONE programming platform --- HTML5!
ONE programming language --- JavaScript!

School failed to convert you into PEOPLE. You have to become PEOPLE yourselves, or else you'll kill yourselves in mental breakdown! All HACKER activities will be banned --- not only in computers, in EVERYTHING!!! You'll be surprised how many of what you do are HACKER activities!!! Even cooking is --- it'll be BANNED and PEOPLE will buy READY-MADE food by professionals!!!

Education of the future --- underground educational prisons!! Be glad you still study in plain old schools and still have a little time left for HACKER activities!

Global Government knows what's best for you and will build the Shiny New World, where PEOPLE will be infinitely happy! HACKERS aren't welcome and will be PERSECUTED!!!!!

You still have a chance! Learn to love school, it's a first step on your path to PERSONHOOD!
(This post was last modified: 11-14-2012 04:13 PM by lamefun.)
11-14-2012 04:08 PM
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Everyone on earth can't have on culture.
lol you're trolling

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The less you try to control things, the less you need to.

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"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.

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11-14-2012 10:36 PM
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(11-14-2012 04:08 PM)lamefun Wrote:  You still have a chance! Learn to love school, it's a first step on your path to PERSONHOOD!

Hey guise I found the punchline. Also,

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hewhodestroysall Wrote:Honestly I never figured the point of the esrb.
Point is you can't censor reality.
U.S. Supreme Court Justice Abe Fortas, Tinker v. Des Moines (1969) Wrote:In our system, state-operated schools may not be enclaves of totalitarianism. School officials do not possess absolute authority over their students. Students in school as well as out of school are "persons" under our Constitution."
Rebelnerd Wrote:Human rights are being violated by US law enforcement. This is what the media is here for, you're supposed to be the watchdogs! You're supposed to stand up for the downtrodden, not belittle them as though all their problems amount to nothing more than some angry glares toward parents and sabotaging their computers.
I've seen so much shit done to youth and for some reason, this has made me angrier than I've felt in years. Abuse and oppression happens all over the world. It's a terrible reality of modern society, but we've all accepted that it happens and we're doing what we can to fight it and build a better world.
But this...this mindless, condescending disrespect toward people who have no legal voice with which to defend themselves, this reduction of parents' betrayal into a cheap crack about kids being's like watching a surgeon joke about life insurance while his patient bleeds to death on the operating table. The media's job is to protect society from oppression and they've drawn a clear line between the people worth protecting and the people that don't matter. How can they people sleep at night?

You're a journalist. DO. YOUR. FUCKING. JOB.

(04-28-2010 08:17 AM)Liquid Wrote:  Laws never seem to help people fight School. Laws only matter if the students are braking them...

(12-03-2011 07:40 AM)SoulRiser Wrote:  Solution to all these problems: don't fuck people you can't negotiate with in a civilized manner.
(02-09-2012 02:14 PM)Absentinsomniac Wrote:  The only solution is democratic self-paced education where students can excel in what they are good at and work on what their not if necessary, AT THEIR OWN DAMN PACE IN THEIR OWN DAMN WAY.

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11-15-2012 06:40 AM
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ONE: The number of penises that I have

ONE: The number of noses I have

ONE: The number of fingers... oh wait
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You misspelled "none".

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I am a equalist but shall not support oneism.

Congratulations humanity,because you refuse to let go of the old and evolve you actually make people believe in 2012. Not only that, but you're the only species on Earth that were able to make it possible, now we get to sit until we die because we couldn't get to Mars. We have failed as a society and don't deserve our gifts to survive for this long. Maybe this is why dinosaurs are extinct, we sure aren't any better than the dirt you say we're created from.! Noo

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11-15-2012 10:21 AM
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