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To everyone who joined these forums at some point, and got discouraged by the negativity and left after a while (or even got literally scared off): I'm sorry.
I wasn't good enough at encouraging people to be kinder, and removing people who refuse to be kind. Encouraging people is hard, and removing people creates conflict, and I hate conflict... so that's why I wasn't better at it.
I was a very, very sensitive teen. The atmosphere of this forum as it is now, if it had existed in 1996, would probably have upset me far more than it would have helped.
I can handle quite a lot of negativity and even abuse now, but that isn't the point. I want to help people. I want to help the people who need it the most, and I want to help people like the 1996 version of me.
I'm still figuring out the best way to do that, but as it is now, these forums are doing more harm than good, and I can't keep running them.
Thank you to the few people who have tried to understand my point of view so far. I really, really appreciate you guys. You are beautiful people.
Everyone else: If after everything I've said so far, you still don't understand my motivations, I think it's unlikely that you will. We're just too different. Maybe someday in the future it might make sense, but until then, there's no point in arguing about it. I don't have the time or the energy for arguing anymore. I will focus my time and energy on people who support me, and those who need help.
-SoulRiser
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Ky
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^ Lol, we're in Creative Mode
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*switches your gamemode over to survival* I'm the owner of this server and you don't have many permissions, where is your wit at now?
My plan of total super fudge coated chocolatey epicness is a plan to fail. I will let you know when it succeeds.
The less you try to control things, the less you need to.
Boredom is the #1 enemy of learning. Therefore, school is the #1 enemy of learning.
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"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.
Thanks for the diploma… can I have my childhood back?
I’d love to have a battle of wits with you… but I hate to fight the unarmed.
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I'm a fucking magical rainbow unicorn.
Fear my glitter, sprinkles, and shiny horn, pitiful humans.
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humans don't exist, only robots and defective robots
The less you try to control things, the less you need to.
Boredom is the #1 enemy of learning. Therefore, school is the #1 enemy of learning.
"Bodies fucking fuck."~Night.Artist
"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.
Thanks for the diploma… can I have my childhood back?
I’d love to have a battle of wits with you… but I hate to fight the unarmed.
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HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGZ
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Bea Hugs?
The less you try to control things, the less you need to.
Boredom is the #1 enemy of learning. Therefore, school is the #1 enemy of learning.
"Bodies fucking fuck."~Night.Artist
"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.
Thanks for the diploma… can I have my childhood back?
I’d love to have a battle of wits with you… but I hate to fight the unarmed.
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^ what's that?
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(12-24-2012 05:51 AM)GreenLamp Wrote: ^ what's that?
Bear Hugs*
The less you try to control things, the less you need to.
Boredom is the #1 enemy of learning. Therefore, school is the #1 enemy of learning.
"Bodies fucking fuck."~Night.Artist
"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.
Thanks for the diploma… can I have my childhood back?
I’d love to have a battle of wits with you… but I hate to fight the unarmed.
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bear hugs are lethal
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(01-03-2013 07:29 AM)GreenLamp Wrote: bear hugs are lethal
but not if they are given by Bear Grylls (Bear Grylls...Bear Hugs...see the connection i made yet?)
The less you try to control things, the less you need to.
Boredom is the #1 enemy of learning. Therefore, school is the #1 enemy of learning.
"Bodies fucking fuck."~Night.Artist
"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.
Thanks for the diploma… can I have my childhood back?
I’d love to have a battle of wits with you… but I hate to fight the unarmed.
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I win.
Because of my win, you will all be burned alive by a flame of glory.
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(01-03-2013 04:33 PM)Heil_Kaiba8921 Wrote: (01-03-2013 07:29 AM)GreenLamp Wrote: bear hugs are lethal
but not if they are given by Bear Grylls (Bear Grylls...Bear Hugs...see the connection i made yet?)
AHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH good one
I'm still alive, your burning flame of glory has been extinguished with several hundred piles of sticker sheets
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GTFO MY THREAD YOU NEWBS!
btw, anyone else enjoy the soft, loving, embrace of a long, thing, sharp, damascan steel blade running cleanly through their body from the nuts up or is it just me?
The less you try to control things, the less you need to.
Boredom is the #1 enemy of learning. Therefore, school is the #1 enemy of learning.
"Bodies fucking fuck."~Night.Artist
"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.
Thanks for the diploma… can I have my childhood back?
I’d love to have a battle of wits with you… but I hate to fight the unarmed.
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^ No, silly person I just killed. That's just the last thing you remember. > 
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my body armor is made of several layers of hardened glue. it cannot detach from my body, but it is impenetrable
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i think we finally have an actual plot in this thread...and it only took us 6 pages
The less you try to control things, the less you need to.
Boredom is the #1 enemy of learning. Therefore, school is the #1 enemy of learning.
"Bodies fucking fuck."~Night.Artist
"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.
Thanks for the diploma… can I have my childhood back?
I’d love to have a battle of wits with you… but I hate to fight the unarmed.
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yay for plots
they give meaning to every meaningless thing in life
my armor has a weakness
several weaknesses
i guess i didnt think about them when i made it
no matter,
no one will discover them
Isn't it annoying how every villain spills their plan to the hero as he/she is about to die? What's the point??? What if the hero escapes (they always do) and manages to spoil the plan?
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*tosses glue-coated GreenLamp into an industrial-sized furnace and watches eagerly*
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(01-07-2013 03:22 AM)DoA Wrote: *tosses glue-coated GreenLamp into an industrial-sized furnace and watches eagerly*
pulls him out and sprays him with a fire hose
The less you try to control things, the less you need to.
Boredom is the #1 enemy of learning. Therefore, school is the #1 enemy of learning.
"Bodies fucking fuck."~Night.Artist
"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.
Thanks for the diploma… can I have my childhood back?
I’d love to have a battle of wits with you… but I hate to fight the unarmed.
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Did it work? Is the glue off?
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sorry, i can't hear you over the sound of how big my hose is *shuts it off* what'd you say?
The less you try to control things, the less you need to.
Boredom is the #1 enemy of learning. Therefore, school is the #1 enemy of learning.
"Bodies fucking fuck."~Night.Artist
"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.
Thanks for the diploma… can I have my childhood back?
I’d love to have a battle of wits with you… but I hate to fight the unarmed.
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Erm...careful...mods have been known to cheat with these. 
If I seem rude to you, please call me on it gently.
One thing (among many others) school couldn't teach you.
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stupid article
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(01-09-2013 05:16 AM)Heil_Kaiba8921 Wrote: (01-09-2013 02:39 AM)Trekkie_Aspie Wrote: Erm...careful...mods have been known to cheat with these.
we have been going for 6 pages now and SR hasn't cheated, nor has anyone else. Take your cautiousness elsewhere or continue trying to win the game, young lad.
No, I refuse to take my cautiousness elsewhere....following your directions would require a sex change anyway...a bit melodramatic to do so on the advice of a stranger over the internet.
If I seem rude to you, please call me on it gently.
One thing (among many others) school couldn't teach you.
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stupid article
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(01-09-2013 11:07 PM)Heil_Kaiba8921 Wrote: (01-09-2013 05:46 AM)Trekkie_Aspie Wrote: (01-09-2013 05:16 AM)Heil_Kaiba8921 Wrote: (01-09-2013 02:39 AM)Trekkie_Aspie Wrote: Erm...careful...mods have been known to cheat with these.
we have been going for 6 pages now and SR hasn't cheated, nor has anyone else. Take your cautiousness elsewhere or continue trying to win the game, young lad.
No, I refuse to take my cautiousness elsewhere....following your directions would require a sex change anyway...a bit melodramatic to do so on the advice of a stranger over the internet.
at what point does following my directions require a sex change? (i think it's time to have a mini-arguement)
Let's see...since about February 1990.
(Well..the thread was boring.)
If I seem rude to you, please call me on it gently.
One thing (among many others) school couldn't teach you.
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stupid article
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(01-10-2013 12:24 PM)Heil_Kaiba8921 Wrote: (01-10-2013 01:03 AM)Trekkie_Aspie Wrote: (01-09-2013 11:07 PM)Heil_Kaiba8921 Wrote: (01-09-2013 05:46 AM)Trekkie_Aspie Wrote: (01-09-2013 05:16 AM)Heil_Kaiba8921 Wrote: we have been going for 6 pages now and SR hasn't cheated, nor has anyone else. Take your cautiousness elsewhere or continue trying to win the game, young lad.
No, I refuse to take my cautiousness elsewhere....following your directions would require a sex change anyway...a bit melodramatic to do so on the advice of a stranger over the internet.
at what point does following my directions require a sex change? (i think it's time to have a mini-arguement)
Let's see...since about February 1990.
(Well..the thread was boring.)
oh, i thought you were referring to me saying "lad"...well fuck you, February
I was referring to the 'lad', part. I was born in November 1990, Sex is determined at conception. November - 9 is...?
If I seem rude to you, please call me on it gently.
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stupid article
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(01-10-2013 12:27 PM)Trekkie_Aspie Wrote: (01-10-2013 12:24 PM)Heil_Kaiba8921 Wrote: (01-10-2013 01:03 AM)Trekkie_Aspie Wrote: (01-09-2013 11:07 PM)Heil_Kaiba8921 Wrote: (01-09-2013 05:46 AM)Trekkie_Aspie Wrote: No, I refuse to take my cautiousness elsewhere....following your directions would require a sex change anyway...a bit melodramatic to do so on the advice of a stranger over the internet.
at what point does following my directions require a sex change? (i think it's time to have a mini-arguement)
Let's see...since about February 1990.
(Well..the thread was boring.)
oh, i thought you were referring to me saying "lad"...well fuck you, February
I was referring to the 'lad', part. I was born in November 1990, Sex is determined at conception. November - 9 is...?
well, in lots of movies set with a western theme, if someone is thought to be a boy, even though they are a girl with no boobs and a hat on, then they are called lad...kind of like "one small step for man, and one giant leap for mankind" means everybody in the world...and how i refer to every other person in a car as "some idiot guy" until i find out they are a girl
basically, it won't require a sex change because it's a catch-all
The less you try to control things, the less you need to.
Boredom is the #1 enemy of learning. Therefore, school is the #1 enemy of learning.
"Bodies fucking fuck."~Night.Artist
"free speech under the constitution only guarantees the government won't stop him saying it and does not guarantee his right to say things and have no consequences at all as a result. also i completely doubt that he is motivated solely by "i'm saying it because i can" and is probably motivated by a more shitheady motive like "i think it's funny to annoy people and Rustle Le Jimmies™ and is just hiding behind the first amendment to try to deflect any consequences or make you realize that being allowed to annoy people is a superior moral right. you can still disdain someone for doing things for dumbarse wankery purposes and you have evne more right to ban and insult them for it" ~Trar's friend about Potato.
Thanks for the diploma… can I have my childhood back?
I’d love to have a battle of wits with you… but I hate to fight the unarmed.
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Winrar
Whilst some work diligently there are those who ask why. I am one of them
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Soul#2: I already have a grip. Doc:and a porno mag and a tube of lube I'm sure"
Lifes a bitch, then you marry one
This has been a test of the emergency pointless argument system. Had this been a real pointless argument, someone would have been called a facist.
Ceiling Cat: For that you need to wear a fursuit, though.
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