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I just took a ball of the foot to the growing part
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I just took a ball of the foot to the growing part

For ladies who have never experienced a nut shot, it is an excruciating pain to the genitalia. Also, your stomach feels like someone just sucker punched it.

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RE: I just took a ball of the foot to the growing part

The main question is: Have you deserved it?

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05-05-2012 09:13 AM
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(05-05-2012 09:13 AM)aCol Wrote:  The main question is: Have you deserved it?

No

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RE: I just took a ball of the foot to the growing part

I honestly think there should be a law saying you can't kick a guy in the nuts. The only thing protecting them is a thin sack of skin.

"There's no 'I' in 'Team'." Yeah, but there is a "me" in "Team" spelled backwards!
05-05-2012 10:11 AM
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RE: I just took a ball of the foot to the growing part

And it hurts like hell. The, you are absolutely 100% sure you haven't deserved it?

It's not like people run around and kick others guts you know!

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RE: I just took a ball of the foot to the growing part

I hate that feeling. It feels like your nutsack has retracted into your lower intestines in order to protect itself.
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RE: I just took a ball of the foot to the growing part

>Nut shot on me
>How about I destroy your face?

Balls of Steel:
Hidden stuff:
(01-13-2012 10:37 AM)UnschoolShqiponjë Wrote:  Mike you deserve an SS medal. Here, be proud:
[Image: BallsofSteel2.png]
Congrats for doing something I never had the balls to do.
If you have kids, save them from the bullshit you are forced to go through.
(01-25-2012 05:36 AM)UnschoolShqiponjë Wrote:  Balls of steel re-awarded. 
(02-07-2012 03:22 PM)flann Wrote:  Balls of Tungsten, now.

I found a picture for tungsten balls
http://bit.ly/xqd1zk

(02-14-2012 03:17 PM)Maelstrom Wrote:  Your balls are denser than white dwarf star matter.
(03-13-2012 08:27 PM)M3116 Wrote:  Balls of steel re-re-reawarded Nutter

(05-14-2013 03:01 PM)Prince Darkstar Wrote:  Dirtbikemike is the only guy I know of on here who won an argument with a teacher.
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RE: I just took a ball of the foot to the growing part

I was about to shake my kicker's hand and started saying, "I guess this is what I get for" then BAM! Jammed my knee in their nuts with Isaac Newton's laws in mind: The shorter the physical contact, the more impactful it is. So I just gave a quick shot with the knee and the bastard kneeled and got into the fetile position.

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RE: I just took a ball of the foot to the growing part

Getting hit in the balls hurts so fucking much!
You don't even have to hit it that hard!

The pain is hard to describe, but it comes up all the way to the stomach, feels like someone kicked you there and the ball ache is so intense!
Most painful places to get hit: Balls and Nose.

(01-10-2012 02:15 PM)Maelstrom Wrote:  Efs, your nihilism is beautiful.
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(05-06-2012 08:25 PM)Efs Wrote:  Getting hit in the balls hurts so fucking much!
You don't even have to hit it that hard!

The pain is hard to describe, but it comes up all the way to the stomach, feels like someone kicked you there and the ball ache is so intense!
Most painful places to get hit: Balls and Nose.

At least he got hit too

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RE: I just took a ball of the foot to the growing part

I've been kicked in the dick a few times, mainly by my older brother. It hurts like hell, but as long as it isn't to hard, it's somewhat bearable.

"There's no 'I' in 'Team'." Yeah, but there is a "me" in "Team" spelled backwards!
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