Stupid things people say

[Miller0700]

"Books are boring unless they have pictures in them."

"Mental disorders can be controlled by will alone so they aren't real. And plus people can and do fake them so this alone proves they don't exist."

"Look at the video of the plane hitting the building and watch as the tail disappears the reappears. See? That proves that the planes used in 9/11 were holograms."

"Atheists believe we came from monkeys/rocks/goo/nothing."

"It's a fact that there are no such thing as a single human species. We're different species of humans. And interbreeding? When we interbreed, we produce unnatural, mutant kids. This interbreeding does not prove we are one species, just like breeding between tigers and lions does not prove they are the same species. "

"Everything you learn in school you use in real life."



Contribute.

[Sharpie]

(05-04-2012 09:45 AM)Derchin Wrote:  "Books are boring unless they have pictures in them."

lol.

"Mental disorders can be controlled by will alone so they aren't real. And plus people can and do fake them so this alone proves they don't exist."

I raged hard at this, I don't even know what to say besides fuck you to whoever said that.

"Look at the video of the plane hitting the building and watch as the tail disappears the reappears. See? That proves that the planes used in 9/11 were holograms."
LOLOLOLOLOL

"Atheists believe we came from monkeys/rocks/goo/nothing."

Whoever said that should not have children.

"It's a fact that there are no such thing as a single human species. We're different species of humans. And interbreeding? When we interbreed, we produce unnatural, mutant kids. This interbreeding does not prove we are one species, just like breeding between tigers and lions does not prove they are the same species. "

What?

"Everything you learn in school you use in real life."

Lies.

Contribute.

My contribution:

"The USA is the country with the highest population"

"The USA is the BEST place to live in the entire world"

"The USA is the ONLY industrialized nation in the world"

"Every country besides the USA consists of mud shacks and dirty puddles"

"You're a ginger!" (No, really? Like I haven't been told that a million times, like I'm not aware of that. Come up with something new to say, you prick.)

"DOOD DO YOU HAVE RED PUBIC HAIR?" (No, dipshit. It's black. >_>)

"YOUR IPHONE CASE SUCKS, THAT WON'T PROTECT IT FROM DROPPING IT HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE" (It's a fucking GLASS PHONE, dropping it obviously will cause some damage no matter what your case is. My case is to protect the glass back from scratches, I'm not a clumsy bitch so I don't drop my phone in the first place.)

"Grades determine intelligence"

"If you don't have good grades, why should I listen to you? You have no credibility with those bad grades!"

"If you don't pass, you'll live in a box."

"You're suspended for tomorrow" (Reason being, I stayed in the lunch room and didn't go to their special room they reserve for 11th and 12th graders to control them more. Thanks for the three day weekend, you cunt.)

[Miller0700]

Anything dealing with patriotism makes me wanna snap. How can you possibly be proud of country in which you had no choice of being born there? It's just like racial supremacy.

[fish20]

Did you get those from thebrainedema?

[Miller0700]

No. These are some things people have actually said to me.

[Levio_Sah]

"Nigel, [your tribe] doesn't exist anymore."

Which explains why we have a casino.

Some bitch actually told me my tribe didn't exist. Then when I told her I was a member of it, she was like "Are you full blooded?"


FUCKINGWHITELIBERALRACISTSHITHEADAAAAGGGHHHH

[Aya]

Quote:YOUR IPHONE CASE SUCKS, THAT WON'T PROTECT IT FROM DROPPING IT HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE" (It's a fucking GLASS PHONE, dropping it obviously will cause some damage no matter what your case is.

Lol I drop my iPhone all the time. Works just fine.

[HeartofShadows]

PEOPLE SAY THE DARNEDEST THINGS!

[batboy138]

"All men are pigs!"

"Men are stupid! Let's throw rocks at them!"

Anything involving sexism sets me off.

[Levio_Sah]

(05-04-2012 01:14 PM)batboy138 Wrote:  "All men are pigs!"

"Men are stupid! Let's throw rocks at them!"

Anything involving sexism sets me off.

Yeah, people who say that are stupid. Although I get more pissed at blatantly patriarchal shit a bit more I think.

[Miller0700]

"Ugh, ugly people. I don't know why they don't change how they look."

But they can't help how they look; They were born like that.

"It's called plastic surgery."

And that shit costs a fortune.

"No it doesn't. Just put it on their life insurance. Simple."

-_-

[Aesc]

Quote:My contribution:
"The USA is the BEST place to live in the entire world"

i agree, thats bs. switzerland and norway are ranked best countrys to live in.

[.Manicrose.]

"Yolo"

"Ew, the news? Who cares!" (about the news in every form, not just the washed out bullshit you see on TV)

"I don't read, except for when I have to for school" (good job school making kids hate reading!)

"Now you see that the author's use of a semicolon in this line of the poem indicates [meaningless bullshit], and his use of the word GRAY in describing the sky relates to a blank slate--like Russia was just before the Revolution! See how clever we teachers are now, connecting all this shit?" (except it's not connected and you just pulled that out of your ass)

[SwiftEscudo]

Stupid things Christians say:

"But you still believe in Jesus, right?"
lol nope

"If you don't believe in God, how do you have any morals?"
Seriously? Ever heard of law and society?

"I respect your beliefs but you're going to hell."
Like I give a shit.

"BUT HAO CAN U PROVE!?!?!?11?!11?"
Most the bible is already proven to be false. If this is meant to be the "holy book" written by God, then God is an idiot.

[kelby393]

Stupid things Obombya says:

"When I meet with world leaders, what's striking -- whether it's in Europe or here in Asia..." -mistakenly referring to Hawaii as Asia while holding a press conference outside Honolulu, Nov. 16, 2011
(WTF LMFAO)

"The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries." --Tampa, Fla., Jan. 28, 2010
(Uh, the Middle East IS the REGION!!! DUMBASS!!)

"No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something." --making an off-hand joke during an appearance on "The Tonight Show", March 19, 2009 (Obama later called the head of the Special Olympics to apologize)
(Wow. Good fucking joke, Obumbo.)

"I'm here with the Girardo family here in St. Louis." --speaking via satellite to the Democratic National Convention, while in Kansas City, Missouri, Aug. 25, 2008
(LMFAO)

"I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go." --at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon (Watch video clip)
(FIFTY STATES, YOU DUMBFUCK!)

"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed." --on a Kansas tornado that killed 12 people
(EPIC FAIL!!!)

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/barac...a-isms.htm

[HeartofShadows]

(05-04-2012 04:13 PM)Derchin Wrote:  "Ugh, ugly people. I don't know why they don't change how they look."

But they can't help how they look; They were born like that.

"It's called plastic surgery."

And that shit costs a fortune.

"No it doesn't. Just put it on their life insurance. Simple."

-_-

In a better world I would be allowed to blow the head off of whoever said that with my shotgun though I wonder if they would be worth the shell. Idiocracy we are about there.. Even our leaders are woefully stupid and only reason they are still leaders is because people are even stupider.

[Miller0700]

The hell was he on?

[LOON_ATTIC]

(05-04-2012 09:04 PM).Manicrose. Wrote:  "Now you see that the author's use of a semicolon in this line of the poem indicates [meaningless bullshit], and his use of the word GRAY in describing the sky relates to a blank slate--like Russia was just before the Revolution! See how clever we teachers are now, connecting all this shit?" (except it's not connected and you just pulled that out of your ass)

This is why I fucking hate English classes, besides from the grammar which I'm too lazy to learn, yet we barely go over.

[The]

You're gay

That's gay

This is gay

Those are gay

He's gay

She's gay

You people are gay

[aCol]

What if one actually is gay?

[Miller0700]

"Gay" as in an insult.

[M3116]

I'd say the only dumb ones are the ones that begin with "always, fact, true," that sort of thing. But I don't really worry about the maybe's and I don't know's because what I or we say is already too far from truth to be corrected that easily. I don't really care about the content, you know.
I don't know. I suppose people say this type of thing all the time. Maybe even in this forum, too.

[SaintVicious]

Anytime someone says something on something when its clear they have no real information on the topic.

[Miller0700]

Huh?

[Miller0700]

Me- You have to work to achieve your dreams.
Friend- Not if you're rich.
Me- Well how do you think they got all their money?
Friend- They inherited it.
Me- I'm sure some of them did, but not all of them.
Friend- Well the rest robbed it from banks.

-_-

Me- My dad's a straight homophobe. He detests gay people. He also has a thing for illegal immigrants.
Friend- Does he talk about anyone else?
Me- Asians sometimes, and how "all of them" come into our neighborhoods and take our jobs.
Friend- And white people?
Me- Sometimes.
Friend- You said he hates gays?
Me- Yeah. He thinks they're "unnatural."
Friend- Well, it is. People aren't meant to be in love with the same gender.
Me- Says fucking who?
Friend- Nature. Answer me this. Name one species of animal that practice homosexual behavior.
Silent; thinking
Friend- Exactly...
Me- You didn't give me a chance. I was about to say chimps.
Friend- That makes no sense. I never heard anything on gay chimps.
Me- Uh, yeah--
Friend- And another thing, talking isn't natural. You don't see animals talking.
Me- We have a larynx; It allows us to speak.
Friend- Yeah, well... and clothing. Why do we need to wear all this?
Me- To keep us warm.
Friend- Animal skins did that.
Me- Nowhere near as good as our modern clothes.
Friend- Hell, if it were up to me, we'd be wearing animal skins in the winter and naked in the summer.
Me- What about bugs and other dangers. It's going to be worse if you're naked.
Friend- Not if we stay in our caves.
Me- Caves?
Friend- Yeah, houses are pointless.
Me- They contain all the basic units of survival. You can't get that in some random cave.
Friend- Not if you don't leave the cave.

-_-

Friend- Insects aren't animals. They're unicellular, unlike animals.
Me- What?
Friend- Anything smaller than a rat isn't a animal.

-_-

[HeartofShadows]

Derchin your a true credit to humanity..

[UnschoolShqiponjë]

Got this one from my cousin a couple weeks ago:

"If you commit suicide you go straight to hell! It's a proven fact it's in the Bible!"

[Miller0700]

(05-08-2012 07:32 AM)UnschoolShqiponjë Wrote:  Got this one from my cousin a couple weeks ago:

"If you commit suicide you go straight to hell! It's a proven fact it's in the Bible!"

Jesus doesn't approve.

[HeartofShadows]

(05-08-2012 07:32 AM)UnschoolShqiponjë Wrote:  Got this one from my cousin a couple weeks ago:

"If you commit suicide you go straight to hell! It's a proven fact it's in the Bible!"

I hope you at least corrected her on her own religion man.

I never apologize.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
- Homer J. Simpson

One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys came out to fight.
they stood back to back
and faced each other
drew their swords
and shot eachother.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill
those two dead boys.
If u dont believe my story
its true ask the blind man he saw it too!
- Nicole*

[Hazarth]

"My country sucks! I hate to live here" - This really pisses me off...

"I want to be Asian, they are the best, I love them all" - srsly... tell me why, why should they be better?... BETTER THEN YOU MAYBE!!! BUT YOU'RE A STUPID SLUT!

"Do you know what is ironic? That guy is fat! *laugh* " - ... Can you at least learn what the word "irony" means? for GOD SAKE!

"I never read books, nobody reads them, why? I have a computer!" - I don't take you your stupid opinion, I'm just saying you're an ignorant fool.