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Funny reasons for missing school
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blueblade8075
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Funny reasons for missing school
I'm missing school today because I'm sick, and I decided to think of some funny reasons to skip school with my dad. I've decided to post some of them here.
<Name> missed school yesterday because s/he couldn't find his/her pants.
<Name> missed school yesterday because s/he did laundry for the first time and got caught in the rinse cycle. S/He is still dizzy.
<Name> missed school yesterday because of a zombie attack.
<Name> missed school yesterday because, on his/her way to the bus stop, s/he was picked up by a giant eagle and was dropped in a tall tree. It took the fire department 3 hours to rescue him/her.
<Name> missed school yesterday because s/he was battling terrorists.
<Name> missed school yesterday because s/he wandered into the tall grass and was attacked by a wild Pokémon.
This next one is my favorite:
<Name> missed school yesterday because s/he felt a disturbance in The Force.
So what do you guys think? Can you think of any other funny reasons for missing school?
.sdrawkcab si egassem sihT
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kelby393
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RE: Funny reasons for missing school
How about because <name> missed school because she fell down a rabbit hole???! Huh? Huh??
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RE: Funny reasons for missing school
<Name> missed school because they were too busy organizing a protest with Rage Against the Machine performing live for free at the site. S/He will be back when schools do not exist, so s/he may buy the site and turn it into a concert venue. This will happen when, and if, his/her plan with Rage Against the Machine works.
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RE: Funny reasons for missing school
<Name> missed school because they were too busy thinking of excuses for missing school.
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Prince Rilian
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RE: Funny reasons for missing school
I was late for class once because I couldn't find my keys.
Life is good. Jeta është e mirë. 
Die lewe is goed.
Het leven is goed.
Zoidberg: What is it, already? What's the cause of your anger?
Leela: I guess I would have to say, I hate you!
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RE: Funny reasons for missing school
(05-01-2012 06:32 AM)Prince Rilian Wrote: I was late for class once because I couldn't find my keys.
urdoinitrong.
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batboy138
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RE: Funny reasons for missing school
<name> missed school because fuck you.
"There's no 'I' in 'Team'." Yeah, but there is a "me" in "Team" spelled backwards!
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Dirtbikemike
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RE: Funny reasons for missing school
<name> missed school because he was doing something worth his/her time.
Balls of Steel:
(05-14-2013 03:01 PM)Prince Darkstar Wrote: Dirtbikemike is the only guy I know of on here who won an argument with a teacher.
(This post was last modified: 05-01-2012 11:41 AM by Dirtbikemike.)
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RE: Funny reasons for missing school
‹name› has missed school because she flew off on a magic carpet to go kidnap all her online friends and keep them in her closet with the princess.
‹name› has missed school because she died and we needed to perform the ancient revival ceremony. It took a day for it to set in.
‹name› has missed school because her imaginary friends told her to.
This is all I can think of.
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Mælstrom
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RE: Funny reasons for missing school
<name> has missed school due to not being able to find his son Jason
If you're reading this, I killed myself.
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RE: Funny reasons for missing school
Name has missed school because the evil mage Blenbagin kidnapped the horse princess named Shitlin. Name had to rescue her along with The Cheat and Mary Poppins who Blenbagin used for sex. Name couldn't make it back in time because Shitlin was too much of a whore and was filming horse porn with Rick Astley and Lady Gaga's Mangina.
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Prince Rilian
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RE: Funny reasons for missing school
(05-01-2012 06:34 AM)RammsteinFearFactory Wrote: (05-01-2012 06:32 AM)Prince Rilian Wrote: I was late for class once because I couldn't find my keys.
urdoinitrong.
The teacher laughed at me when I told her.
Life is good. Jeta është e mirë.
Die lewe is goed.
Het leven is goed.
Zoidberg: What is it, already? What's the cause of your anger?
Leela: I guess I would have to say, I hate you!
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RE: Funny reasons for missing school
<name> missed school because s/he fell down a well and Lassie had to get her/him out. <name> missed school because s/he ran out of fucks to give. <name> missed school because s/he opened the camber of secrets (that's what she said), <name> missed school because the shit hit the fan.
"There's no 'I' in 'Team'." Yeah, but there is a "me" in "Team" spelled backwards!
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RE: Funny reasons for missing school
I missed school because I got tired of this shit world and shot a bullet through my head.
Fair enough.
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