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(04-14-2012 08:25 AM)Derchin Wrote:  Drinker.

Would rather have to drink of jugful of water nonstop or run a whole marathon without any water?

Well it depends how big the jug is, but assuming it is gigantic I would pick the marathon.
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My balls.

Would you rather have your laptop dipped in paint or all your clothes?

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Laptop, it already sucks anyways.
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Would you rather be very clumsy or forgetful?

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clumsy. I already am kinda clumsy and unforgetful and it works out just fine.
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(04-13-2012 09:05 AM)UnschoolShqiponjë Wrote:  
(04-13-2012 09:04 AM)Derchin Wrote:  Demo.

Would you rather marry a bully or a whiner.

A bully.

Would you rather own a cat or a dog (lol)

Dogs. Theyre tastier

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Would you rather kill or be killed?

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Look at my sig...

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Let me guess: kill...

btw, there are 3 kinds of people: Those who don't have and complain, those who have and complain, and those who just take what they want and don't complain.

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I would prefer to kill.

Would you rather sleep in a sarcophagus full of house centipedes, or get thrown out the airlock of a spaceship and succumb to the vacuum?

If you're reading this, I killed myself.
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Centipedes.

Would you rather go without sex/masturbation for 10 years, or have to fuck an ugly, repulsive obese woman every night?

Go to work. Send your kids to school. Follow fashion. Act normal. Walk on the pavement. Watch TV. Save for your old age. Obey the law. Repeat after me: "I am free."

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Ugly, repulsive obese women, for all the sex would make her lose weight, and I could close my eyes.

Would you rather: be locked in a abandoned sanitarium with a crazed skinhead trying to kill you, or walk into Harlem and scream nigger?

If you're reading this, I killed myself.
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I don't know why the skinhead would be trying to kill me, cause I'm white.... though I'd choose Harlem if I could go in blackface.

Would you rather be lost in the Sahara with no food or water, or on the African plains where there are lots of lion prides?

Go to work. Send your kids to school. Follow fashion. Act normal. Walk on the pavement. Watch TV. Save for your old age. Obey the law. Repeat after me: "I am free."

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(04-14-2012 11:32 PM).Manicrose. Wrote:  Would you rather be lost in the Sahara with no food or water, or on the African plains where there are lots of lion prides?

African plains. Even the guy on Survivorman
gave up in the Sahara and those lions will get
the beating of a lifetime.

Would you rather have a bull shove his horn through your anus and into your rectum or be forced to chew broken glass?

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Broken glass (didn't we do this one already?)

Would you rather sleep on a bed of thorns or not be able to sit down for two days?

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(04-14-2012 11:46 PM).Manicrose. Wrote:  Broken glass (didn't we do this one already?)

Would you rather sleep on a bed of thorns or not be able to sit down for two days?

We might've. I didnt read the first two pages.

Not sit down. I could still lay down, right?

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Not sit down for two days. Especially during school days.

Would you rather spend your day where you are or try to survive the common flood rapes caused by rain in São Paulo?
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Where I am.

Would rather have the ability to fly or read minds?

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Shit, that's a good one. Both certainly have their benefits, but I would choose the ability to read minds so I could steal the ideas of scientists and learn how to make a jetpack. Still, it would be really easy to abuse that.

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Id read minds so that i could avoid narcs forever. Also, if i could fly, i think some scientists would kidnap me and test me and give me an autopsy and other shit.

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Would you rather be raped in the ass or tortured?

Btw, I have moments, when a mind reading person would encounter me, that person would be a psychopath afterwards. Or be like "dafuq I just read, he had nothing in his head".

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Tortured.

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Raped

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Scratch that, tortured

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Would you rather marry someone with a severe mental disorder (Alzheimers, schizophrenia, ETC) or someone you despise intensely?

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if she was hot enough alheimers
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MFW this is the longest lasting thread i've ever created Biggrin


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would you rather die from bleeding out after shot three times, or be stabbed to death with a 3 inch blade?
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being shot three times.

Would you rather... damn it, I had a good one that I thought of while walking to skewl but I forgot it.
would you rather memorize a gayass, longass poem in a day or write an essay where you'd be given a zero if you make one grammatical/punctuation/spelling mistake?

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Write an essay and just write random shit because I'll probably get a 0 anyways.

Would you rather sleep on top on the windowsill of an open window on the top floor of a skyscraper or a bed made of living cockroaches?
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