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To everyone who joined these forums at some point, and got discouraged by the negativity and left after a while (or even got literally scared off): I'm sorry.
I wasn't good enough at encouraging people to be kinder, and removing people who refuse to be kind. Encouraging people is hard, and removing people creates conflict, and I hate conflict... so that's why I wasn't better at it.
I was a very, very sensitive teen. The atmosphere of this forum as it is now, if it had existed in 1996, would probably have upset me far more than it would have helped.
I can handle quite a lot of negativity and even abuse now, but that isn't the point. I want to help people. I want to help the people who need it the most, and I want to help people like the 1996 version of me.
I'm still figuring out the best way to do that, but as it is now, these forums are doing more harm than good, and I can't keep running them.
Thank you to the few people who have tried to understand my point of view so far. I really, really appreciate you guys. You are beautiful people.
Everyone else: If after everything I've said so far, you still don't understand my motivations, I think it's unlikely that you will. We're just too different. Maybe someday in the future it might make sense, but until then, there's no point in arguing about it. I don't have the time or the energy for arguing anymore. I will focus my time and energy on people who support me, and those who need help.
-SoulRiser
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hey guys in my quest to be facebook lite and erode away at your anonymity i have constructed this survey so now you too can win FREE IPOD BELLEND
1. Do you not dislike dicks in your ass
2. Is rubbing your cock against a cheese grater a good idea y/y
3. If you were a girl and had blue waffle what do?
4. Would you wear a hat on your penis?
5. On the swagometer how much swag would you posess on a typical tuesday
6. How far would you go to avoid paying income tax?
7. How much money would you recieve before you went on Mr Bones' Wild Ride?
8. Do you believe in Soul's mystical underground cavern where all the admins go to not administrate SS
hey guys in my quest to be facebook lite and erode away at my anonymity i have answer this survey so now I too can win FREE IPOD BELLEND
1. Do you not dislike dicks in your ass
no
2. Is rubbing your cock against a cheese grater a good idea y/y
no
3. If you were a girl and had blue waffle what do?
spread it
4. Would you wear a hat on your penis?
no
5. On the swagometer how much swag would you posess on a typical tuesday
lim x
x->∞
6. How far would you go to avoid paying income tax?
crash plane in IRS building
7. How much money would you recieve before you went on Mr Bones' Wild Ride?
$0
8. Do you believe in Soul's mystical underground cavern where all the admins go to not administrate SS
yes
(This post was last modified: 04-01-2012 08:39 AM by LOON_ATTIC.)
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly." - Albert Einstein
"Within a few years a simple and inexpensive device, readily carried about, will enable one to receive on land or sea the principal news, to hear a speech, a lecture, a song or play of a musical instrument, conveyed from any other region of the globe." - Nikola Tesla
1. Do you not dislike dicks in your ass: Yes!
2. Is rubbing your cock against a cheese grater a good idea y/y: My cock yes but not my penis. I like baking my cock in the oven, grating him, then put him on a sald.
3. If you were a girl and had blue waffle what do?: Kill myself because being a girl is gey
4. Would you wear a hat on your penis?: No tHATs gey.
5. On the swagometer how much swag would you posess on a typical tuesday: 0 cause swag is gey
6. How far would you go to avoid paying income tax?: I dont have.
7. How much money would you recieve before you went on Mr Bones' Wild Ride?: I would recieve much profits from it becuase i have stock in 4chan
8. Do you believe in Soul's mystical underground cavern where all the admins go to not administrate SS: There's no way that could be right.
1. Do you not dislike dicks in your ass I do not like dicks in my ass (you didn't say it had to be a yes or no answer; proablem? You're slipping, baron.) 2. Is rubbing your cock against a cheese grater a good idea y/y Yes, but do it slowly and not on the side where there are ridges. 3. If you were a girl and had blue waffle what do? Throw the waffle away, it might be poisoned. Then go masturbate to see what it feels like, after that, continue life as normal. 4. Would you wear a hat on your penis? No. 5. On the swagometer how much swag would you posess on a typical tuesday As much swag as the swagometer will allow, dawg. 6. How far would you go to avoid paying income tax? Move to Afghanistan and join the rebel alliance and plot to detonate a car bomb at the federal building. 7. How much money would you recieve before you went on Mr Bones' Wild Ride? As much as I can before the park closes. 8. Do you believe in Soul's mystical underground cavern where all the admins go to not administrate SS Yes. IT'S A CONSPIRACY, MAN! THERE ARE ACTUAL FORUMS WHERE REGULAR USERS AREN'T ALLOWED WHERE THE ADMINS AND MODS GATHER TO MAKE FUN OF MEMBERS AND DISCUSS BANNING PEOPLE!
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Max Stirnir Wrote:"In the time of spirits thoughts grew till they overtopped my head, whose offspring they yet were; they hovered about me and convulsed me like fever-phantasies -- an awful power. The thoughts had become corporeal on their own account, were ghosts, e. g. God, Emperor, Pope, Fatherland, etc. If I destroy their corporeity, then I take them back into mine, and say: "I alone am corporeal." And now I take the world as what it is to me, as mine, as my property; I refer all to myself."The Ego and Its Own, pg. 15
Charles Manson Wrote:“Look down at me and you see a fool;
look up at me and you see a god;
look straight at me and you see yourself”
HeartofShadows Wrote:"Life is nothing more than a druggie trying to get their quick fix of happiness while dealing with the harsh withdrawal of reality"
Osip Mandelstam Wrote:"I divide all of world literature into authorized and unauthorized works. The former are all trash; the latter--stolen air. I want to spit in the face of every writer who first obtains permission and then writes."The Fourth Prose, 1930.
Lukas Foss Wrote:That is why the analogy of stealing does not work. With a thief, we want to know how much money he stole, and from whom. With the artist it is not how much he took and from whom, but what he did with it.
1. Do you not dislike dicks in your ass - Yes!
2. Is rubbing your cock against a cheese grater a good idea y/y - Y
3. If you were a girl and had blue waffle what do? - I can't, because blue waffle is not real.
4. Would you wear a hat on your penis? - Absolutely yes.
5. On the swagometer how much swag would you posess on a typical tuesday - IDK.
6. How far would you go to avoid paying income tax? - I will just pay.
7. How much money would you recieve before you went on Mr Bones' Wild Ride? - 3 dollars
8. Do you believe in Soul's mystical underground cavern where all the admins go to not administrate SS - Absolutely yes
(03-31-2012 10:17 PM)BaronVonStrangle Wrote: hey guys in my quest to be facebook lite and erode away at your anonymity i have constructed this survey so now you too can win FREE IPOD BELLEND
1. Do you not dislike dicks in your ass
I dislike dicks in my ass
2. Is rubbing your cock against a cheese grater a good idea y/y
N
3. If you were a girl and had blue waffle what do?
Wtf is that
4. Would you wear a hat on your penis?
No
5. On the swagometer how much swag would you posess on a typical tuesday
2
6. How far would you go to avoid paying income tax?
2 days cuz lazy
7. How much money would you recieve before you went on Mr Bones' Wild Ride?
See 3.
8. Do you believe in Soul's mystical underground cavern where all the admins go to not administrate SS
Yes.