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Generic Fucking Survey
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aaaaaaasd Offline
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Generic Fucking Survey

hey guys in my quest to be facebook lite and erode away at your anonymity i have constructed this survey so now you too can win FREE IPOD BELLEND

1. Do you not dislike dicks in your ass
2. Is rubbing your cock against a cheese grater a good idea y/y
3. If you were a girl and had blue waffle what do?
4. Would you wear a hat on your penis?
5. On the swagometer how much swag would you posess on a typical tuesday
6. How far would you go to avoid paying income tax?
7. How much money would you recieve before you went on Mr Bones' Wild Ride?
8. Do you believe in Soul's mystical underground cavern where all the admins go to not administrate SS
03-31-2012 10:17 PM
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RE: Generic Fucking Survey

1. Yes...no...maybe
2. Y
3. Commit sudoku
4. If it were classy
5. 7
6. 35 years
7. I'm not allowed on that ride.
8. Hwat


DO I WIN IPOD NOW FOR COMPLETING COMPLETELY INNOCENT SURVEY?!?!?!

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03-31-2012 11:23 PM
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RE: Generic Fucking Survey

1. Well...... maybe....yes....no.....gah! NEXT QUESTION
2.Y
3.Bitch about it in facebook
4. Yesh
5. 5
6. All my life
7. Don't have this here
8. Yes
04-01-2012 01:31 AM
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RE: Generic Fucking Survey

Yes

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04-01-2012 06:17 AM
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RE: Generic Fucking Survey

The answer to #1 is 'Yes', I'm pretty sure. Although, very confusing.
Good job baron
04-01-2012 06:37 AM
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>not answering the whole survey
04-01-2012 07:57 AM
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RE: Generic Fucking Survey

hey guys in my quest to be facebook lite and erode away at my anonymity i have answer this survey so now I too can win FREE IPOD BELLEND

1. Do you not dislike dicks in your ass
no
2. Is rubbing your cock against a cheese grater a good idea y/y
no
3. If you were a girl and had blue waffle what do?
spread it
4. Would you wear a hat on your penis?
no
5. On the swagometer how much swag would you posess on a typical tuesday
lim x
x->∞
6. How far would you go to avoid paying income tax?
crash plane in IRS building
7. How much money would you recieve before you went on Mr Bones' Wild Ride?
$0
8. Do you believe in Soul's mystical underground cavern where all the admins go to not administrate SS
yes

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>only 3 answers

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04-02-2012 04:07 AM
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04-02-2012 04:22 AM
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04-02-2012 04:30 AM
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RE: Generic Fucking Survey

1. Do you not dislike dicks in your ass: Yes!
2. Is rubbing your cock against a cheese grater a good idea y/y: My cock yes but not my penis. I like baking my cock in the oven, grating him, then put him on a sald.
3. If you were a girl and had blue waffle what do?: Kill myself because being a girl is gey
4. Would you wear a hat on your penis?: No tHATs gey.
5. On the swagometer how much swag would you posess on a typical tuesday: 0 cause swag is gey
6. How far would you go to avoid paying income tax?: I dont have.
7. How much money would you recieve before you went on Mr Bones' Wild Ride?: I would recieve much profits from it becuase i have stock in 4chan
8. Do you believe in Soul's mystical underground cavern where all the admins go to not administrate SS: There's no way that could be right.
04-02-2012 05:47 AM
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RE: Generic Fucking Survey

As if Baron didn't predict everyone would actually do the survey.

(01-10-2012 02:15 PM)Maelstrom Wrote:  Efs, your nihilism is beautiful.
04-02-2012 11:49 AM
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1. Do you not dislike dicks in your ass I do not like dicks in my ass (you didn't say it had to be a yes or no answer; proablem? You're slipping, baron.)
2. Is rubbing your cock against a cheese grater a good idea y/y Yes, but do it slowly and not on the side where there are ridges.
3. If you were a girl and had blue waffle what do? Throw the waffle away, it might be poisoned. Then go masturbate to see what it feels like, after that, continue life as normal.
4. Would you wear a hat on your penis? No.
5. On the swagometer how much swag would you posess on a typical tuesday As much swag as the swagometer will allow, dawg.
6. How far would you go to avoid paying income tax? Move to Afghanistan and join the rebel alliance and plot to detonate a car bomb at the federal building.
7. How much money would you recieve before you went on Mr Bones' Wild Ride? As much as I can before the park closes.
8. Do you believe in Soul's mystical underground cavern where all the admins go to not administrate SS Yes. IT'S A CONSPIRACY, MAN! THERE ARE ACTUAL FORUMS WHERE REGULAR USERS AREN'T ALLOWED WHERE THE ADMINS AND MODS GATHER TO MAKE FUN OF MEMBERS AND DISCUSS BANNING PEOPLE!

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Osip Mandelstam Wrote:"I divide all of world literature into authorized and unauthorized works. The former are all trash; the latter--stolen air. I want to spit in the face of every writer who first obtains permission and then writes." The Fourth Prose, 1930.
Lukas Foss Wrote:That is why the analogy of stealing does not work. With a thief, we want to know how much money he stole, and from whom. With the artist it is not how much he took and from whom, but what he did with it.
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What is number 8 I don't even...

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RE: Generic Fucking Survey

1. Do you not dislike dicks in your ass - Yes!
2. Is rubbing your cock against a cheese grater a good idea y/y - Y
3. If you were a girl and had blue waffle what do? - I can't, because blue waffle is not real.
4. Would you wear a hat on your penis? - Absolutely yes.
5. On the swagometer how much swag would you posess on a typical tuesday - IDK.
6. How far would you go to avoid paying income tax? - I will just pay.
7. How much money would you recieve before you went on Mr Bones' Wild Ride? - 3 dollars
8. Do you believe in Soul's mystical underground cavern where all the admins go to not administrate SS - Absolutely yes
04-03-2012 07:33 PM
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(03-31-2012 10:17 PM)BaronVonStrangle Wrote:  hey guys in my quest to be facebook lite and erode away at your anonymity i have constructed this survey so now you too can win FREE IPOD BELLEND

1. Do you not dislike dicks in your ass
I dislike dicks in my ass
2. Is rubbing your cock against a cheese grater a good idea y/y
N
3. If you were a girl and had blue waffle what do?
Wtf is that
4. Would you wear a hat on your penis?
No
5. On the swagometer how much swag would you posess on a typical tuesday
2
6. How far would you go to avoid paying income tax?
2 days cuz lazy
7. How much money would you recieve before you went on Mr Bones' Wild Ride?
See 3.
8. Do you believe in Soul's mystical underground cavern where all the admins go to not administrate SS
Yes.

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(04-03-2012 07:33 PM)bulgvar666 Wrote:  1. Do you not dislike dicks in your ass - Yes!

bulgvar confirmed for homosexual

Do you not ( dislike ) dicks in your ass
Do you ( like ) dicks in your ass

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I came here expecting a survey about fucking, I was disappointed

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