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Prepare Your Anus For Martial Law! Executive Order Issued By Obama
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Prepare Your Anus For Martial Law! Executive Order Issued By Obama

Well that was fast.

Quote:President Obama issues the National Defense Resources Preparedness executive order instructing US agencies to prepare for the declaration of a martial law.

President Obama has issued an executive order, titled “National Defense Resources Preparedness”, which instructs the heads of various U.S. agencies to be on standby of the authorization of martial law under by the Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security.

The order in fact gives Executive Branch immediate to power to seize and control of any and all assets declared as critical to maintain its industrial and technological base and to control the general distribution of any material (including applicable services) in the civilian market

The order further authorizes the immediate issuance of regulations to allocate, ration, or seize and all materials, including every thing from food, live stock and farm equipment to transportation, energy and even water!

Under this order the heads of these of cabinets of Agriculture, Energy, Health and Human Services, Homeland Security, Transportation, Defense and Commerce can seize or ration any food, livestock, fertilizer, farm equipment, all forms of energy, all forms transportation and all other materials, including construction materials.

The order has been issued under the premise that the United States must maintain its industrial and technological base to maintain National Security and National Defense, which includes giving assistance to foreign nations, during times of war and times of peace.

Some of the oddest provisions include the allocation of water authority to use chemical and biological weapons being delegated to the Department of Defense, and the authority to place items owned by the Federal government in private property as well as sell Federal government property to private individuals.

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Ewwwwww.
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Fix'd the title for you. Biggrin

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(03-19-2012 06:17 PM)The Desert Fox Wrote:  Fix'd the title for you. Biggrin

Thanks desert you are just to good to me. Biggrin

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Well fuck...

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Why can't I ever wake up and see "World War 3 Has Begun"?

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(03-20-2012 12:15 AM)Stadium Wrote:  Why can't I ever wake up and see "World War 3 Has Begun"?

Shit no. I don't want to die.
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Silly Amerika, with it's martial lawsNoo

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(03-20-2012 12:15 AM)Stadium Wrote:  Why can't I ever wake up and see "World War 3 Has Begun"?

You will don't worry. One day you will look out your window and see a huge mushroom cloud. Biggrin

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Chinas gonna collapse, just like every other time its unified.

The coasts gonna get rich and when bejing tries to centralize power at the expense of wealth from foreign trade the coast will secceed, possibly they will be part of the nation in name
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Well, the American sheep wanted change, now let them have it!!!
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With the way things are going on in the Persian Gulf, I wouldn't doubt a small nuclear exchange between 'Merica and Iran in the next decade.

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Lets just nuke everyone we don't like and be done

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^ Like in the end of closing time by Chris Heller lol.

Quote:With the way things are going on in the Persian Gulf, I wouldn't doubt a small nuclear exchange between 'Merica and Iran in the next decade.

If we nuke Iran, even in retaliation, I wouldn't be surprised if China jumps in and nukes us, and then we'll nuke China, and then we have a holocaust.

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Chinese military will spit on America
and you'll drown

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I bet the Chinese military is about 100 times bigger than the US army anyway... hell, even with drafts, the most the US can do to them is nuke the shit out of them while they nuke the shit out of us.

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wow nuke china:

>extreme costs for fuel
>china will nuke you too
>russia will nuke you too
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I don't think China is at all a threat to the US.

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Russia wouldn't nuke us over China. Foreign relations can be a little sticky with them but this isn't the cold war anymore. They wouldn't risk getting nuked over China's dumbass.
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I hope to move out of America soon anyway

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