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RammsteinFearFactory Offline
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Make a religion

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THE YODA DOG CHURCH

Thou shalt worship dogs dressed as Yoda because they are the best things that have ever existed.

Thou shalt not like obedience training

Thou shalt not join deviantArt.

Thou shalt see a wolf as a wolf, not a pet doggy to be cuddled and drawn as a cartoon so mostly 12-13 year old Emo girls may post comments in full caps about how cute it looks.

Thou shalt not say "o.o" or "o3o" in any scenario unless trying to be understood by a furry.

Thou shalt not look at yiff drawn by horny teens on deviantArt.

Thou shalt not post on 4Chan.

Thou shalt worship Rowan Atkinson.

Thou shalt not be racist.

Thou shalt not force Christianity upon others.

Thou shalt not be a terrorist.

Thou shalt only listen to the purest of metal.

Thou shalt not listen to metalcore, deathcore or hardcore punk

OK I'm done.

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(This post was last modified: 03-10-2012 05:49 AM by RammsteinFearFactory.)
03-10-2012 05:47 AM
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RE: Make a religion

Jedi (Lol that's actually a real religion)

Thou shall kill members of thy Yoda Dog Church

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03-10-2012 07:20 AM
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RE: Make a religion

Bump bored.

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RE: Make a religion

Jethuseism

Before the universe, there were monkeys and turkeys. The monkeys were ruled by Jethro. One day, the turkeys got pissed and like, totally tried to kidnap Jethro. The two species went to war.

One day, the turkeys all farted and caused the big bang. They evolved into dinosaurs and ruled the earth for hundreds of millions of years. Then the monkeys turned into cars and ran them over.

The cars turned into people who invented the modern world + Africa. They also invented george washington and the empire state building.

Jethusists are required to put 57 bunches of bananas in a basket in their backyard every 2 minutes in appreciation to Jethro.

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