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bizzare homeschooling math problem site thing

http://www.homeschooling-paradise.com/fr...ade-5.html

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Quote:I invited 2 aliens for dinner. I gave the green alien 89 more fried mice than the red alien because it was fatter. The red alien was outraged. It threw a temper tantrum and broke all my mother's precious plates. In the end, I took 56 fried mice from the generous green alien and gave them to the raging red alien. Who had more fried mice after that? How many more?
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what the actual fuck
03-04-2012 09:33 AM
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RE: bizzare homeschooling math problem site thing

What the fuck lol
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RE: bizzare homeschooling math problem site thing

I think I would like solving these kind of problems lol
03-04-2012 09:54 AM
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Well they have to get it through to them somehow...

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03-04-2012 09:59 AM
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Quote:When I was sleeping in a forest last night, 2555 fire ants crawled up my nose and built a nest in my brain. I woke up screaming the next morning. My distraught mother rushed me to hospital for an emergency operation. The doctor was able to kill 1953 fire ants. The remaining ants in my brain formed themselves into 7 equal-sized groups and fled to 7 different organs in my body, one being my stomach.
why are the numbers so absurd goddamn
03-04-2012 10:00 AM
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lol kewl
03-04-2012 07:45 PM
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LOLWUT

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Laughing like a hyena brb.

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Who comes up with this stuff? Laugh

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RE: bizzare homeschooling math problem site thing

Probably a guy who's about 5'8 - 6' tall, black hair, kind of funny looking, neatly shaven head, always wears a suit and tie, minus the suit jacket, makes a lot of jokes, listens to NPR on the way to and back home from work. He's probably involved in politics and is on a lot of boards and engaged in his community. Probably.

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Math class would have been so much more interesting with these things...

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03-10-2012 06:02 AM
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