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Diarrhea and School
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Diarrhea and School

So today was like most days at school. Except for a few differences. One, math test. Two, scheduling for next year. And three, DIARRHEA. I knew I should have not gone to school, but "oh no! I have scheduling and test!" For most of the day my skull felt like someone had taken a sledgehammer to it, and I constantly have to go to the bathroom. Didn't eat anything for lunch except iced tea. Couldn't pay attention to lectures because head hurt. After winging the test I have to go to scheduling. There, I'm told the easy classes I wanted to take for junior year can't be taken because A) There are even MORE classes I have to take that are hard B) no room on schedule C) Colleges won't take credit from those classes. All the while my head is still pounding and I unfortunately agreed to most of what he said. Luckily, I can change the schedule but I apparently have to take 6 weeks of summer school to get in just a few of the classes I want. Somehow made it through the rest of the day, then got home after harrowingly cold busride. I promptly lay down on the couch where I've been lying for hours typing from my iPhone. I feel sick when I get up and so I have little to do except screw with iPhone or lurk online. Wish i could at least play Skyrim. Also, it's supposed to be warm in here but EVERYTHING FEELS COLD to me.

Moral of story: Do not go to school with Diarrhea (or any other crappy disease)
02-08-2012 10:06 AM
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A couple of weeks ago I had diarrhea and had to go. Of course the stall door I used would not lockBrickwall and 2 guys walked in on meCry2

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Damn, tough luck man. :(
02-08-2012 11:13 AM
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Reminds me of a time in Junior year when I was having massive stomach cramps during first period. I would have avoided school, but the cramps didn't start until I was already in my class anyways, and I didn't want to use the bathrooms because they were God-Awful wastelands of abomination.

So I just sat completely focused on nothing except for not shitting myself while my stomach felt like it was being ripped apart for almost half the period; If I moved even the slightest bit, I could feel my bowel controls slipping. Eventually it died down, but for that painful 20 minutes or so I wanted to just die. Learned absolutely nothing that period, although I normally didn't learn a whole lot anyway.

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02-08-2012 01:59 PM
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(02-08-2012 10:06 AM)Faroven Wrote:  Moral of story: Do not go to school with Diarrhea (or any other crappy disease)
No shit Sherlock.

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02-09-2012 11:34 PM
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02-10-2012 03:28 AM
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No joke,
today I had to take a shit, after holding it in the whole day I came home, ran to the toilet with my laptop, and I am now posting on SS as I'm taking a shit.

(01-10-2012 02:15 PM)Maelstrom Wrote:  Efs, your nihilism is beautiful.
02-10-2012 03:25 PM
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(02-10-2012 03:25 PM)Efs Wrote:  No joke,
today I had to take a shit, after holding it in the whole day I came home, ran to the toilet with my laptop, and I am now posting on SS as I'm taking a shit.

Cool story bro.
02-10-2012 05:00 PM
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(02-10-2012 03:25 PM)Efs Wrote:  No joke,
today I had to take a shit, after holding it in the whole day I came home, ran to the toilet with my laptop, and I am now posting on SS as I'm taking a shit.

Didn't wanna know that. But cool story indeed.

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02-10-2012 11:16 PM
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Wow. Anyone have any other close-shit or epic toilet stories? also I-Jawdrop Gore Goroth, I just saw your hidden stuff, and jumped off my computer and ran to the freaking bathroom cuz I literally almost shat myself laughing.
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(02-10-2012 11:16 PM)proud-scene-kid Wrote:  
(02-10-2012 03:25 PM)Efs Wrote:  No joke,
today I had to take a shit, after holding it in the whole day I came home, ran to the toilet with my laptop, and I am now posting on SS as I'm taking a shit.

Didn't wanna know that. But cool story indeed.

(02-10-2012 05:00 PM)gore goroth Wrote:  
(02-10-2012 03:25 PM)Efs Wrote:  No joke,
today I had to take a shit, after holding it in the whole day I came home, ran to the toilet with my laptop, and I am now posting on SS as I'm taking a shit.

Cool story bro.

I just saw this post now, and I'm on SS whilst doing it again huehuehueh.

(01-10-2012 02:15 PM)Maelstrom Wrote:  Efs, your nihilism is beautiful.
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(02-08-2012 11:11 AM)RedBird Wrote:  A couple of weeks ago I had diarrhea and had to go. Of course the stall door I used would not lockBrickwall and 2 guys walked in on meCry2

Well...at least your school has stall doors. <_<

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02-25-2012 12:35 AM
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And the stalls in my school have doors but if you close them completely, you'll be locked and spend the entire day there until someone comes and unlocks you
02-25-2012 12:37 AM
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(02-25-2012 12:37 AM)bulgvar666 Wrote:  And the stalls in my school have doors but if you close them completely, you'll be locked and spend the entire day there until someone comes and unlocks you

At every school I've been to there's an opening at the bottom of the stalls. Can't you just slip through the bottom?

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What the fuck are you talking about.. here's how our toilets look like:

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02-25-2012 12:42 AM
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(02-08-2012 01:59 PM)Wingless Wrote:  Reminds me of a time in Junior year when I was having massive stomach cramps during first period. I would have avoided school, but the cramps didn't start until I was already in my class anyways, and I didn't want to use the bathrooms because they were God-Awful wastelands of abomination.

So I just sat completely focused on nothing except for not shitting myself while my stomach felt like it was being ripped apart for almost half the period; If I moved even the slightest bit, I could feel my bowel controls slipping. Eventually it died down, but for that painful 20 minutes or so I wanted to just die. Learned absolutely nothing that period, although I normally didn't learn a whole lot anyway.

Wow...You are quite strong. Notworthy

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I remember back in middle school I got a lot of diarrhea. The bathrooms in middle school were an ungodly abomination, so I never used them. If I ever had to take a shit, I went home.

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Never used the school bathroom. I could contain my bodily waste between the time of going and school and returning home. It was routine so I never had a problem.

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