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Diarrhea and School

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Diarrhea and School

So today was like most days at school. Except for a few differences. One, math test. Two, scheduling for next year. And three, DIARRHEA. I knew I should have not gone to school, but "oh no! I have scheduling and test!" For most of the day my skull felt like someone had taken a sledgehammer to it, and I constantly have to go to the bathroom. Didn't eat anything for lunch except iced tea. Couldn't pay attention to lectures because head hurt. After winging the test I have to go to scheduling. There, I'm told the easy classes I wanted to take for junior year can't be taken because A) There are even MORE classes I have to take that are hard B) no room on schedule C) Colleges won't take credit from those classes. All the while my head is still pounding and I unfortunately agreed to most of what he said. Luckily, I can change the schedule but I apparently have to take 6 weeks of summer school to get in just a few of the classes I want. Somehow made it through the rest of the day, then got home after harrowingly cold busride. I promptly lay down on the couch where I've been lying for hours typing from my iPhone. I feel sick when I get up and so I have little to do except screw with iPhone or lurk online. Wish i could at least play Skyrim. Also, it's supposed to be warm in here but EVERYTHING FEELS COLD to me.

Moral of story: Do not go to school with Diarrhea (or any other crappy disease)
02-08-2012 10:06 AM
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A couple of weeks ago I had diarrhea and had to go. Of course the stall door I used would not lockBrickwall and 2 guys walked in on meCry2

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Damn, tough luck man. :(
02-08-2012 11:13 AM
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Reminds me of a time in Junior year when I was having massive stomach cramps during first period. I would have avoided school, but the cramps didn't start until I was already in my class anyways, and I didn't want to use the bathrooms because they were God-Awful wastelands of abomination.

So I just sat completely focused on nothing except for not shitting myself while my stomach felt like it was being ripped apart for almost half the period; If I moved even the slightest bit, I could feel my bowel controls slipping. Eventually it died down, but for that painful 20 minutes or so I wanted to just die. Learned absolutely nothing that period, although I normally didn't learn a whole lot anyway.

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(02-08-2012 10:06 AM)Faroven Wrote:  Moral of story: Do not go to school with Diarrhea (or any other crappy disease)
No shit Sherlock.

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02-10-2012 03:28 AM
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No joke,
today I had to take a shit, after holding it in the whole day I came home, ran to the toilet with my laptop, and I am now posting on SS as I'm taking a shit.

(01-10-2012 02:15 PM)Maelstrom Wrote:  Efs, your nihilism is beautiful.
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(02-10-2012 03:25 PM)Efs Wrote:  No joke,
today I had to take a shit, after holding it in the whole day I came home, ran to the toilet with my laptop, and I am now posting on SS as I'm taking a shit.

Cool story bro.
02-10-2012 05:00 PM
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(02-10-2012 03:25 PM)Efs Wrote:  No joke,
today I had to take a shit, after holding it in the whole day I came home, ran to the toilet with my laptop, and I am now posting on SS as I'm taking a shit.

Didn't wanna know that. But cool story indeed.

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Wow. Anyone have any other close-shit or epic toilet stories? also I-Jawdrop Gore Goroth, I just saw your hidden stuff, and jumped off my computer and ran to the freaking bathroom cuz I literally almost shat myself laughing.
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(02-10-2012 11:16 PM)proud-scene-kid Wrote:  
(02-10-2012 03:25 PM)Efs Wrote:  No joke,
today I had to take a shit, after holding it in the whole day I came home, ran to the toilet with my laptop, and I am now posting on SS as I'm taking a shit.

Didn't wanna know that. But cool story indeed.

(02-10-2012 05:00 PM)gore goroth Wrote:  
(02-10-2012 03:25 PM)Efs Wrote:  No joke,
today I had to take a shit, after holding it in the whole day I came home, ran to the toilet with my laptop, and I am now posting on SS as I'm taking a shit.

Cool story bro.

I just saw this post now, and I'm on SS whilst doing it again huehuehueh.

(01-10-2012 02:15 PM)Maelstrom Wrote:  Efs, your nihilism is beautiful.
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(02-08-2012 11:11 AM)RedBird Wrote:  A couple of weeks ago I had diarrhea and had to go. Of course the stall door I used would not lockBrickwall and 2 guys walked in on meCry2

Well...at least your school has stall doors. <_<

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02-25-2012 12:35 AM
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And the stalls in my school have doors but if you close them completely, you'll be locked and spend the entire day there until someone comes and unlocks you
02-25-2012 12:37 AM
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(02-25-2012 12:37 AM)bulgvar666 Wrote:  And the stalls in my school have doors but if you close them completely, you'll be locked and spend the entire day there until someone comes and unlocks you

At every school I've been to there's an opening at the bottom of the stalls. Can't you just slip through the bottom?

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What the fuck are you talking about.. here's how our toilets look like:

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But ours are full of pee and crap
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(02-08-2012 01:59 PM)Wingless Wrote:  Reminds me of a time in Junior year when I was having massive stomach cramps during first period. I would have avoided school, but the cramps didn't start until I was already in my class anyways, and I didn't want to use the bathrooms because they were God-Awful wastelands of abomination.

So I just sat completely focused on nothing except for not shitting myself while my stomach felt like it was being ripped apart for almost half the period; If I moved even the slightest bit, I could feel my bowel controls slipping. Eventually it died down, but for that painful 20 minutes or so I wanted to just die. Learned absolutely nothing that period, although I normally didn't learn a whole lot anyway.

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Diarrhea and School

I remember back in middle school I got a lot of diarrhea. The bathrooms in middle school were an ungodly abomination, so I never used them. If I ever had to take a shit, I went home.

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DoA can eat a dick. You know how I stand off from conflict, but Ive seen quite enough of his bullshit.

DoA, youre a fucking joke. You're a pretentious, power-happy fool and a wannabe psychologist. You act like you're some kind of deliverer of justice and the last bastion of the noble goal of SS, and we'll be ever so grateful to you once you no longer have to play your tragically stern role, because we'll realize you were right all along once we reach the SS utopia where everybody shits rainbows and love.

"O ho ho, you might think I'm a hardass but one day you'll thank me." What are you, my dad?

"I am the punisher and you are the punished." Shut the fuck up, Judge Dredd.

"It brings me no joy to be hated and to sacrifice my chances of redeeming myself in the eyes of wrongdoers in order to fix this mess."

Yeah, yeah, what a fuckin martyr you are, what a god damn untouchably self-sacrificial angel to suffer for our ultimate benefit. Ha! What a crock of shit. Shove it up your ass.

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lol

What a fucking idiot.

So when can we expect dipshit here to get demodded? Obviously simply disagreeing and getting a little overly impassioned with Soul was enough to get Hans' mod position taken away, so you would think that this blatant abuse of power and injection of personal problems into moderating decisions would be enough for DoA's to be taken away (or maybe he just "needs a break" as he says). Right?

Right?

Yeah, I'm not holding my breath.
Quote:I mean, I'm sorry, I don't care if I'm gonna get banned for this. DoA can go eat a fat dick for all I'm concerned.

DoA, what in the actual fuck were you thinking? Were you on drugs or something? Whatever you were smoking, I want it. You couldn't have been 100% serious. What do you think, you're the fucking messiah of SS?

I mean, your thread with Sharpie was bad enough, when you proclaimed yourself the force of nature on SS, and repeatedly posted walls of text which exemplified your excessive arrogance over others that you likely consider "inferior". Honestly, reading that thread, though gave me a genuine laugh, got on my nerves. It reminded me of the person I was way back from August-January 2013-14; a person who acted like a pretentious asshole around everyone else because I was "smarter" or some bull like that. What's worse was that SoulRiser actually backed you.... ugh.

Then, you go on to criticize Alistoriv's posts. Okay, yeah, he was being rather pessimistic and a bit excessive, if not a bit abrasive. However, the fact that you proclaimed his posts akin to a proschool doctrine again, got on my nerves. It really began to show me that you were having trouble differentiating between reality and delusion. I mean, I had a really bad feeling about you. Once you got modded, you weren't the same person. You actually had some very decent posts... but this.. this was just..

DoA, you're not the fucking Messiah of SS. You're not the Savior of School Survival. You're none of that shit. You're just a delusional high school graduate who pretends to be a psychologist, and thinks his knowledge justifies him the right to act like a giant ass around everyone else.

I don't care if this is "constructive". I don't give a shit about that at all. That's not the point. My point is: DoA acted like a giant dumbfuck and he really thought he could get away with his "justice". Nice going, you're running this thing like a fuckin school, which is ironic.

DoA, eat a fat dick. I hope you get banned.
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Never used the school bathroom. I could contain my bodily waste between the time of going and school and returning home. It was routine so I never had a problem.

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