RIP School Survival Forums
August 2001 - June 2017

The School Survival Forums are permanently retired. If you need help with quitting school, unsupportive parents or anything else, there is a list of resources on the Help Page.

If you want to write about your experiences in school, you can write on our blog.

To everyone who joined these forums at some point, and got discouraged by the negativity and left after a while (or even got literally scared off): I'm sorry.

I wasn't good enough at encouraging people to be kinder, and removing people who refuse to be kind. Encouraging people is hard, and removing people creates conflict, and I hate conflict... so that's why I wasn't better at it.

I was a very, very sensitive teen. The atmosphere of this forum as it is now, if it had existed in 1996, would probably have upset me far more than it would have helped.

I can handle quite a lot of negativity and even abuse now, but that isn't the point. I want to help people. I want to help the people who need it the most, and I want to help people like the 1996 version of me.

I'm still figuring out the best way to do that, but as it is now, these forums are doing more harm than good, and I can't keep running them.

Thank you to the few people who have tried to understand my point of view so far. I really, really appreciate you guys. You are beautiful people.

Everyone else: If after everything I've said so far, you still don't understand my motivations, I think it's unlikely that you will. We're just too different. Maybe someday in the future it might make sense, but until then, there's no point in arguing about it. I don't have the time or the energy for arguing anymore. I will focus my time and energy on people who support me, and those who need help.

-SoulRiser

The forums are mostly read-only and are in a maintenance/testing phase, before being permanently archived. Please use this time to get the contact details of people you'd like to keep in touch with. My contact details are here.

Please do not make a mirror copy of the forums in their current state - things will still change, and some people have requested to be able to edit or delete some of their personal info.


Post Reply 
 
Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Schoolwork for sports?
Author Message
Dirtbikemike Offline
Balls denser than a White Dwarf

Posts: 893
Joined: Dec 2011
Thanks: 37
Given 78 thank(s) in 45 post(s)
Post: #1
Schoolwork for sports?

I never want to do any schoolwork for the rest of my life, but if I'm failing a certain number of classes I can't play football! I love football and they're going to take away my eligibility to participate, meanwhile they tell us to get out and exercise for at least 60 minutes a day and football is my main source of physical activity outside of gym class and running.

I don't know what to do!

Balls of Steel:
Hidden stuff:
(01-13-2012 10:37 AM)UnschoolShqiponjë Wrote:  Mike you deserve an SS medal. Here, be proud:
[Image: BallsofSteel2.png]
Congrats for doing something I never had the balls to do.
If you have kids, save them from the bullshit you are forced to go through.
(01-25-2012 05:36 AM)UnschoolShqiponjë Wrote:  Balls of steel re-awarded. 
(02-07-2012 03:22 PM)flann Wrote:  Balls of Tungsten, now.

I found a picture for tungsten balls
http://bit.ly/xqd1zk

(02-14-2012 03:17 PM)Maelstrom Wrote:  Your balls are denser than white dwarf star matter.
(03-13-2012 08:27 PM)M3116 Wrote:  Balls of steel re-re-reawarded Nutter

(05-14-2013 03:01 PM)Prince Darkstar Wrote:  Dirtbikemike is the only guy I know of on here who won an argument with a teacher.
01-17-2012 05:19 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
SaintVicious Offline
Banned

Posts: 2,987
Joined: Dec 2010
Thanks: 0
Given 85 thank(s) in 60 post(s)
Post: #2
RE: Schoolwork for sports?

do your fucking homework or dont play football the choices are pretty clear here
01-17-2012 05:54 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
aCol Offline
Distiller of hate

Posts: 1,121
Joined: Dec 2011
Thanks: 4
Given 20 thank(s) in 14 post(s)
Post: #3
RE: Schoolwork for sports?

Let them take it away. Then tell them how counterproductive that was.

RIP GORE GOROTH

RIP GORE GOROTH

RIP GORE GOROTH
01-17-2012 06:13 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Dirtbikemike Offline
Balls denser than a White Dwarf

Posts: 893
Joined: Dec 2011
Thanks: 37
Given 78 thank(s) in 45 post(s)
Post: #4
RE: Schoolwork for sports?

(01-17-2012 06:13 AM)aCol Wrote:  Let them take it away. Then tell them how counterproductive that was.

That's a pretty good idea. I'll have it happen and see what they answer to that. Probably something about some bullshit policy

Balls of Steel:
Hidden stuff:
(01-13-2012 10:37 AM)UnschoolShqiponjë Wrote:  Mike you deserve an SS medal. Here, be proud:
[Image: BallsofSteel2.png]
Congrats for doing something I never had the balls to do.
If you have kids, save them from the bullshit you are forced to go through.
(01-25-2012 05:36 AM)UnschoolShqiponjë Wrote:  Balls of steel re-awarded. 
(02-07-2012 03:22 PM)flann Wrote:  Balls of Tungsten, now.

I found a picture for tungsten balls
http://bit.ly/xqd1zk

(02-14-2012 03:17 PM)Maelstrom Wrote:  Your balls are denser than white dwarf star matter.
(03-13-2012 08:27 PM)M3116 Wrote:  Balls of steel re-re-reawarded Nutter

(05-14-2013 03:01 PM)Prince Darkstar Wrote:  Dirtbikemike is the only guy I know of on here who won an argument with a teacher.
01-17-2012 10:19 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
aCol Offline
Distiller of hate

Posts: 1,121
Joined: Dec 2011
Thanks: 4
Given 20 thank(s) in 14 post(s)
Post: #5
RE: Schoolwork for sports?

Then tell them it's on their account and their own fault this counterproductive policy even exists.

RIP GORE GOROTH

RIP GORE GOROTH

RIP GORE GOROTH
01-17-2012 10:56 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
fish20 Offline
Penguins are birds

Posts: 1,347
Joined: Nov 2009
Thanks: 21
Given 32 thank(s) in 25 post(s)
Post: #6
RE: Schoolwork for sports?

1.Plant bomb under their chair.
2.Detonate.
01-17-2012 11:33 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Dirtbikemike Offline
Balls denser than a White Dwarf

Posts: 893
Joined: Dec 2011
Thanks: 37
Given 78 thank(s) in 45 post(s)
Post: #7
RE: Schoolwork for sports?

(01-17-2012 11:33 PM)Fish Wrote:  1.Plant bomb under their chair.
2.Detonate.

[Image: small_lol%20guy.jpg]

Balls of Steel:
Hidden stuff:
(01-13-2012 10:37 AM)UnschoolShqiponjë Wrote:  Mike you deserve an SS medal. Here, be proud:
[Image: BallsofSteel2.png]
Congrats for doing something I never had the balls to do.
If you have kids, save them from the bullshit you are forced to go through.
(01-25-2012 05:36 AM)UnschoolShqiponjë Wrote:  Balls of steel re-awarded. 
(02-07-2012 03:22 PM)flann Wrote:  Balls of Tungsten, now.

I found a picture for tungsten balls
http://bit.ly/xqd1zk

(02-14-2012 03:17 PM)Maelstrom Wrote:  Your balls are denser than white dwarf star matter.
(03-13-2012 08:27 PM)M3116 Wrote:  Balls of steel re-re-reawarded Nutter

(05-14-2013 03:01 PM)Prince Darkstar Wrote:  Dirtbikemike is the only guy I know of on here who won an argument with a teacher.
01-18-2012 03:14 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
gore goroth Offline
trollface abbath

Posts: 2,439
Joined: May 2011
Thanks: 4
Given 74 thank(s) in 52 post(s)
Post: #8
RE: Schoolwork for sports?

This policy is bo schitt. I doubt those NFL players even use their college degrees since they have multi-million dollar salarys.

[Image: 1127%20-%20animated_gif%20crazy_frog%20d...mortal.gif]
01-18-2012 04:57 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Stadium Offline
Fanatic

Posts: 2,489
Joined: Nov 2011
Thanks: 1
Given 68 thank(s) in 47 post(s)
Post: #9
RE: Schoolwork for sports?

I don't see what you like about football but this is a bullshit policy

No, this is Patrick.
01-18-2012 05:03 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
aCol Offline
Distiller of hate

Posts: 1,121
Joined: Dec 2011
Thanks: 4
Given 20 thank(s) in 14 post(s)
Post: #10
RE: Schoolwork for sports?

Recreate the "Stauffenberg-Attentat" with real people. Place a bomb under a table of a teachers conference. You have real test data, not that stupid, unscientific dummy shit.

RIP GORE GOROTH

RIP GORE GOROTH

RIP GORE GOROTH
01-18-2012 05:04 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Dirtbikemike Offline
Balls denser than a White Dwarf

Posts: 893
Joined: Dec 2011
Thanks: 37
Given 78 thank(s) in 45 post(s)
Post: #11
RE: Schoolwork for sports?

(01-18-2012 05:04 AM)aCol Wrote:  Recreate the "Stauffenberg-Attentat" with real people. Place a bomb under a table of a teachers conference. You have real test data, not that stupid, unscientific dummy shit.

I watched that Mythbusters episode when they tested that, and my school isn't underground, but it's conference rooms might be in enough concrete to make it happen.

[Image: tumblr_lkhs6sGE761qf1x6h.jpg]

Balls of Steel:
Hidden stuff:
(01-13-2012 10:37 AM)UnschoolShqiponjë Wrote:  Mike you deserve an SS medal. Here, be proud:
[Image: BallsofSteel2.png]
Congrats for doing something I never had the balls to do.
If you have kids, save them from the bullshit you are forced to go through.
(01-25-2012 05:36 AM)UnschoolShqiponjë Wrote:  Balls of steel re-awarded. 
(02-07-2012 03:22 PM)flann Wrote:  Balls of Tungsten, now.

I found a picture for tungsten balls
http://bit.ly/xqd1zk

(02-14-2012 03:17 PM)Maelstrom Wrote:  Your balls are denser than white dwarf star matter.
(03-13-2012 08:27 PM)M3116 Wrote:  Balls of steel re-re-reawarded Nutter

(05-14-2013 03:01 PM)Prince Darkstar Wrote:  Dirtbikemike is the only guy I know of on here who won an argument with a teacher.
01-18-2012 06:24 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Dirtbikemike Offline
Balls denser than a White Dwarf

Posts: 893
Joined: Dec 2011
Thanks: 37
Given 78 thank(s) in 45 post(s)
Post: #12
RE: Schoolwork for sports?

(01-18-2012 05:03 AM)StadiumArcadium Wrote:  I don't see what you like about football

I just like it...

[Image: tumblr_ll9n6z0rZX1qgz15c.jpg]

Balls of Steel:
Hidden stuff:
(01-13-2012 10:37 AM)UnschoolShqiponjë Wrote:  Mike you deserve an SS medal. Here, be proud:
[Image: BallsofSteel2.png]
Congrats for doing something I never had the balls to do.
If you have kids, save them from the bullshit you are forced to go through.
(01-25-2012 05:36 AM)UnschoolShqiponjë Wrote:  Balls of steel re-awarded. 
(02-07-2012 03:22 PM)flann Wrote:  Balls of Tungsten, now.

I found a picture for tungsten balls
http://bit.ly/xqd1zk

(02-14-2012 03:17 PM)Maelstrom Wrote:  Your balls are denser than white dwarf star matter.
(03-13-2012 08:27 PM)M3116 Wrote:  Balls of steel re-re-reawarded Nutter

(05-14-2013 03:01 PM)Prince Darkstar Wrote:  Dirtbikemike is the only guy I know of on here who won an argument with a teacher.
01-18-2012 06:27 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
aCol Offline
Distiller of hate

Posts: 1,121
Joined: Dec 2011
Thanks: 4
Given 20 thank(s) in 14 post(s)
Post: #13
RE: Schoolwork for sports?

Yeah, so they basically take what you like. Negative motivation my ass. This is what makes the kids depressed, they can't do interesting stuff if they don't do stupid stuff. But because they will NEVER do the stupid stuff, they aren't able to do the interesting stuff. It's devils personal circle.

RIP GORE GOROTH

RIP GORE GOROTH

RIP GORE GOROTH
01-18-2012 06:46 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Dirtbikemike Offline
Balls denser than a White Dwarf

Posts: 893
Joined: Dec 2011
Thanks: 37
Given 78 thank(s) in 45 post(s)
Post: #14
RE: Schoolwork for sports?

(01-18-2012 06:46 AM)aCol Wrote:  Yeah, so they basically take what you like. Negative motivation my ass. This is what makes the kids depressed, they can't do interesting stuff if they don't do stupid stuff. But because they will NEVER do the stupid stuff, they aren't able to do the interesting stuff. It's devils personal circle.

They act like it's a privilege to play sports. Fucking stupid.

Balls of Steel:
Hidden stuff:
(01-13-2012 10:37 AM)UnschoolShqiponjë Wrote:  Mike you deserve an SS medal. Here, be proud:
[Image: BallsofSteel2.png]
Congrats for doing something I never had the balls to do.
If you have kids, save them from the bullshit you are forced to go through.
(01-25-2012 05:36 AM)UnschoolShqiponjë Wrote:  Balls of steel re-awarded. 
(02-07-2012 03:22 PM)flann Wrote:  Balls of Tungsten, now.

I found a picture for tungsten balls
http://bit.ly/xqd1zk

(02-14-2012 03:17 PM)Maelstrom Wrote:  Your balls are denser than white dwarf star matter.
(03-13-2012 08:27 PM)M3116 Wrote:  Balls of steel re-re-reawarded Nutter

(05-14-2013 03:01 PM)Prince Darkstar Wrote:  Dirtbikemike is the only guy I know of on here who won an argument with a teacher.
01-18-2012 08:08 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Stadium Offline
Fanatic

Posts: 2,489
Joined: Nov 2011
Thanks: 1
Given 68 thank(s) in 47 post(s)
Post: #15
RE: Schoolwork for sports?

Join a team that isn't sponsored by the school or something.

No, this is Patrick.
01-18-2012 08:21 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Dirtbikemike Offline
Balls denser than a White Dwarf

Posts: 893
Joined: Dec 2011
Thanks: 37
Given 78 thank(s) in 45 post(s)
Post: #16
RE: Schoolwork for sports?

(01-18-2012 08:21 AM)StadiumArcadium Wrote:  Join a team that isn't sponsored by the school or something.

I wish I knew where to do so.

Balls of Steel:
Hidden stuff:
(01-13-2012 10:37 AM)UnschoolShqiponjë Wrote:  Mike you deserve an SS medal. Here, be proud:
[Image: BallsofSteel2.png]
Congrats for doing something I never had the balls to do.
If you have kids, save them from the bullshit you are forced to go through.
(01-25-2012 05:36 AM)UnschoolShqiponjë Wrote:  Balls of steel re-awarded. 
(02-07-2012 03:22 PM)flann Wrote:  Balls of Tungsten, now.

I found a picture for tungsten balls
http://bit.ly/xqd1zk

(02-14-2012 03:17 PM)Maelstrom Wrote:  Your balls are denser than white dwarf star matter.
(03-13-2012 08:27 PM)M3116 Wrote:  Balls of steel re-re-reawarded Nutter

(05-14-2013 03:01 PM)Prince Darkstar Wrote:  Dirtbikemike is the only guy I know of on here who won an argument with a teacher.
01-18-2012 08:33 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Post Reply 


Possibly Related Threads...
Thread: Author Replies: Views: Last Post
Sad I did something bad during Sports Day and I think I'll get excluded from school. Marlena403 11 5,418 06-27-2017 05:13 AM
Last Post: James Comey
Sad I did something bad during Sports Day and I think I'll get excluded from school. Marlena403 0 1,826 06-24-2017 10:38 PM
Last Post: Marlena403
  Forced into Sports by Parents flann 24 27,103 02-15-2016 12:22 PM
Last Post: SoulRiser
  At my school you need to have a 2.0 gpa to play sports c00ldud3 8 2,294 04-30-2015 10:03 AM
Last Post: brainiac3397
  [most girl excuse to get off sports class]FAILED!!!! Tears_Of_Wind 39 7,079 02-26-2010 02:03 AM
Last Post: AMomentOfClarity
  Sports teacher ends up cancelling sport for a month Stealth 16 2,904 08-26-2009 03:21 AM
Last Post: Amortisatie
  School Sports teams payback123 10 2,207 02-10-2007 09:27 AM
Last Post: payback123

Forum Jump:


User(s) browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)

Contact Us | School Survival | Return to Top | Return to Content | Mobile Version | RSS Syndication