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Coffee

The most amazing substance on earth. Not that Starbucks crap, good coffee made at home, mixed with either creamer or milk, or drank black, none of this triple macchiato bullshit, who even knows what that fucking means? Venti, grande, the other size at Starbuck's, it's all a bullshit hipster conspiracy to get people to stop making their own coffee, BUT I WILL NOT SUBMIT. Fuck you Starbuck's, I have my own coffee brewing right now, and I'm mixing it with EGG NOG. Starbucks can't top that shit, and the pathetic excuse for egg nog coffee they sell costs like 10 dollars. Fuck that. I love coffee Razz
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You know what I just did? Yesterday I took a giant box of cofee powder and kept taking like 5 tablespoons, each with a sip of water.


That was a pretty fun 45 minutes
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Black coffee with just a little bit of sugar. Hell yes.
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Coffee here in Brazil is sometimes fuckin tasteless (even if we make a shitload of coffe here, even my dad was a CEO of a coffee industry before he was framed for something, and he losed his job. Of course The media never cared about that, they only care when a murder happens.) Well, Starbucks has too much cappucinos, mocachinos, dickchinos, and all that shit, I prefer a a good ol' coffee with a bit of sugar.
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Am I the only one who hates the taste of coffee?
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Tea is for britfags. And yes, derchin, you are.
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(12-24-2011 12:00 PM)Derchin Wrote:  Am I the only one who hates the taste of coffee?

The taste of coffe is a little bit gross, but is really great when you wake up without sleeping.
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Coffee is only good when it's loaded with cream.

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(12-24-2011 12:49 PM)Ayliana Wrote:  Coffee is only good when it's loaded with cream.

Inb4 everyone and their lame ass sexual puns

Damn!

Well I like Coffee. Full black, late anything. I don't drink too much though. But occasionally I like it. My mum drinks it like twice a day though.
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(12-24-2011 12:00 PM)Derchin Wrote:  Am I the only one who hates the taste of coffee?

Nope, coffee is nasty.
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Hah, a cup of coffee (~200ml) with about 10 spoons of sugar...so fuckin sweet delicious!
Also, coffee + sirap = win.
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I drink my coffee black....I shun sugar and milk, the tools of lesser mortals.
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Oh he likes his coffe like his girls: Strong and black Wink
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(12-27-2011 10:39 AM)aCol Wrote:  Oh he likes his coffee like his metal: Heavy and black Wink

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(12-24-2011 12:02 PM)StadiumArcadium Wrote:  Tea is for britfags. And yes, derchin, you are.

I like tea, I am neither British nor a fag, and I don't like the taste of coffee. Call me a freak of nature or whatever, but I exist. Giggle
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I like both tea and coffee, but I've had more tea than coffee. I think I like chinese tea the best, well, it's definitely the healthiest.
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(12-27-2011 02:41 PM)Lunatic Wrote:  I like both tea and coffee, but I've had more tea than coffee. I think I like chinese tea the best, well, it's definitely the healthiest.

Hahahaha, good one. Everyone knows Earl Grey is best tea.
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Fuck earl grey. There are more than a thousand flavours, why settle on one? Also, fuck earl grey. And fuck it again. Sorry, I am a bit pumped atm. 3 O clock and nobody to fight. (in the morning ofc). Oh, and I don't really like earl grey.

Coffee is fine, but I can't drink too much of it...caffeine can be a bitch (and I can take a LOT of that stuff). So setteling with tea the rest of the time is fine for me. Again, just setteling one flavor for the whole day? When I can have over a thousand? No reason for that.
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what the fuck is earl grey
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(12-25-2011 12:28 AM).Manicrose. Wrote:  I drink my coffee black....I shun sugar and milk, the tools of lesser mortals.

This. BLACK COFFEE MASTER RACE.
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(12-28-2011 03:51 PM)Lunatic Wrote:  what the fuck is earl grey

Earl grey is a tea flavour. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_Grey_tea

Very, very british.
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That sounds disgusting, I would never drink something with Earl in the name.
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(12-28-2011 03:51 PM)Lunatic Wrote:  what the fuck is earl grey

Black tea with bergamont oil. It's the equivalent of Hershey in the tea world.
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EARL GREY MASTER RACE HERE!!!!
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Are you British? Biggrin
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(12-30-2011 05:50 AM)aCol Wrote:  Are you British? Biggrin

nope.avi
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(12-30-2011 05:50 AM)aCol Wrote:  Are you British? Biggrin

lunatic or me? I know lunatic isn't and I'm not.
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Earl grey master race? Really? I'd like to punch the "master race" into its ugly face atm.

Coffee Leader reporting in Wink
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I just saw earl grey shit at a supermarket a while ago

Fuck you, real men get the leaves themselves, dry them and make tr00 tea with ancient chinese teapots using special spring water
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