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Douchebag teacher

I fucking hate my chemistry teacher, as some of you may know by now. He's the one who took my fake plastic syringe and made a huge deal out of it if you read that thread.

He's a douche. He seriously needs to take that fucking pole out of his ass and stop bragging about his family and money and shit. It's obvious his self esteem is shit. I don't know how to explain it, but he talks like a stuck up little douchebag.

Today, he tells us to write a ton of shit down off the board that most of the class already knows. It's all broken down steps on how to do a chemistry problem. Broken down as if we're fucking five year olds. So I write all this garbage down while he constantly bitches at my friend for sitting there doing nothing. My friend can't see because he doesn't have the best vision and my teachers handwriting is utter shit. My friend doesnt want to stand up In the front of the room because it'd block the view from other people. He's doing nothing because he's trying to fucking read the board. And there weren't any other seats open.

After everyone writes it all down he gives us about 30 chemistry problems from the book. Okay, fine. Something to do.

The problem? He says if we get one problem wrong, we get a zero on the paper.

LOLWUT?
There are fucking about thirty questions. People are bound to get at least one wrong, it isn't really possible not to.

Either we get them all right and get the ten points, or we get one wrong and get zero points. What fucking bullshit is that?
I have a B in this class and it's only ten points so I honestly don't give a shit but seriously? There's people in this class that are having a hard time and those ten points, while small, would help. But if they get one question wrong, it's a zero. But the thing is, if they need those ten points that bad, they're obviously struggling with the class, thus they most likely will get one wrong, and that zero will just further fuck them over.
Sorry about the longish post but I really needed to vent.
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11-08-2011 10:50 AM
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The guy's a dick. I'd kick him in the balls, hard.

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He's a dick. Chemistry is fucking USELESS. Unless you plan to go onto be a chemist or something similar. Even then the way he is teaching it is so counter-productive he should be fired.

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(11-08-2011 11:25 AM)UnschoolShqiponjë Wrote:  He's a dick. Chemistry is fucking USELESS.

Agreed. He acts like it's the single most important thing in existence though.
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Ah I remember this teacher from the other post, he seems like a total dickhead. Can you quit chemistry or are you forced to do it? Or maybe you actually want to do chemistry, in this case either drop it or try to move to another class. He seems like a no life jerk that will only add more stress to your life! Or if you don't care about your chemistry class you can just fuck around.

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"Chemistry is useless".

Now, if it weren't for my associations, I probably wouldn't call you out on this, but alas.

Most of the people I hear say this are the fucktards who think that PE is a subject worth teaching, that algebra is "like, so totally fuckin' useless, duuuude" and that they can coast through life comfortably on the dole.

Fuck off chemistry is useless. It's about what makes up the universe, and you can do all kinds of useful shit with it.

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(11-11-2011 09:40 PM)AWOL Wrote:  "Chemistry is useless".

Now, if it weren't for my associations, I probably wouldn't call you out on this, but alas.

Most of the people I hear say this are the fucktards who think that PE is a subject worth teaching, that algebra is "like, so totally fuckin' useless, duuuude" and that they can coast through life comfortably on the dole.

Fuck off chemistry is useless. It's about what makes up the universe, and you can do all kinds of useful shit with it.

Chemistry will be useless to a good majority of those who are forced to take it. Algebra has more real life application. Chemistry IS awesome. I love the subject. Not the forcing people to take it.

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(11-11-2011 09:15 PM)Efs Wrote:  Ah I remember this teacher from the other post, he seems like a total dickhead. Can you quit chemistry or are you forced to do it? Or maybe you actually want to do chemistry, in this case either drop it or try to move to another class. He seems like a no life jerk that will only add more stress to your life! Or if you don't care about your chemistry class you can just fuck around.

I failed second semester of Chem last year and he decided I should retake the entire class over again. He really pisses me off to no end, on Friday me and my friend got a lecture from him about how we're going to grow up as failures because we were two minutes late to class. Two girls in my class skipped the first 45 minutes of class, came in, said "sorry we're late" and he goes "it's fine" and continues. Wtf?

And @ AWOL
My school doesn't have a gym. We don't have PE classes, and even if we did, I still think PE classes are pretty pointless.
I also think algebra is a class worth paying attention in, because you actually use what you learn outside of school quite often, or at least I do.
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(11-14-2011 11:19 AM)Sharpie Wrote:  He really pisses me off to no end, on Friday me and my friend got a lecture from him about how we're going to grow up as failures because we were two minutes late to class. Two girls in my class skipped the first 45 minutes of class, came in, said "sorry we're late" and he goes "it's fine" and continues. Wtf?

What a douchemonger. Come in 45 minutes late next time and see what happens. If he calls you failures, remind him about the girls who did the same thing.

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(11-14-2011 11:53 AM)Leon Kinotolian Wrote:  What a douchemonger. Come in 45 minutes late next time and see what happens. If he calls you failures, remind him about the girls who did the same thing.

I would, but he'd give me a 20 minute lecture about it and wouldn't let me get a word in edgewise like always. I'll end up saying something that'll get me expelled xD
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My science teacher is the same way. I refuse to write the shit down that she wants us to, and she hates me for it. Can you really blame me? Atoms and neutrons, who the fuck cares??
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Today in class he said that if we didn't do the ten problems I was talking about he would "make sure we fail the class."

Or something to that extent, maybe he said we would fail the class if we didn't do them because the math used comes up for the rest of the class. Either way, that's bullshit. You're going to make sure I fail because I didn't do your precious ten chemistry problems? Or I will fail because I don't know it? Bitch please.

He also gave my friend a lecture after class about how he's taking his notes all wrong and he's going too slow. We can use notes on tests, and he expects us to take notes for the entire chapter before he even starts teaching that particular chapter. He has a fit if we don't write the notes like HE wants them.

They're OUR notes, not his.
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My science teacher tells me I'm going to fail the class everyday so I just laugh at her and go back to sleep.
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lol I sleep in my science class, but then I took the easy route with AP Environmental Science, aka Why We Should All Have Wild Lawns. Seriously, every story problem in there is how much better the world would be if we all stopped taking care of our lawns. I get it, sir. I'll dilly-dally about dandelions all day if you keep giving me this A for nothing.
As for your teacher, do you have a free period? Give him a really "heartfelt" bullshit speech about how you're worried about your grade and you're just insecure about life in general because [insert teacher's rant on how terrible adolescence is here]. It's pretty easy to get them to fall for it, then have him explain any question you aren't 100% sure on. Easiest A you'll ever get.

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My chemistry teacher use to be cool. Then one day, he began attacking people, when it came time for him to attack me, I told him to stop feeling bad and taking it out on us because he met his girlfriend on WOW. Thank God, he laughed...
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Chop out his head with a Machete.
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(11-15-2011 06:43 AM)Sharpie Wrote:  He also gave my friend a lecture after class about how he's taking his notes all wrong and he's going too slow. We can use notes on tests, and he expects us to take notes for the entire chapter before he even starts teaching that particular chapter. He has a fit if we don't write the notes like HE wants them.

They're OUR notes, not his.

This is why I hated AP English. The teacher made us take the exact notes she wrote up on the board, and we couldn't paraphrase anything. Of course, we were supposed to know this when we came into the class, even though in most classes I had before (which, of course, happen to be "regular") it was considered helpful for the future to not write down every single thing. Of course, since it was an AP class, we should know that anything written on the official board should be copied.

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