Most Retarded/Stupid Students ever thread

[NeonMarshmallow]

There was this girl in my primary school. She was so weird. She played with these weird 'Sylvanian Families' things and brought them in to school, and she asked every single boy in my class( About 7-8) to go out with her. REJECTED 7-8 TIMES BECAUSE SHE LOOKED LIKE FUCK. And going off subject, I have a retarded scottish cousin who's mum is head of some clan. He's such a retard. He wears his little skirt/kilt thing everywhere. Looks so stupid.

Back on the subject, who's the most retarded student you ever had the pleasure of being in the same class as.

Links:
Sylvanian Families: http://www.sylvanianfamilies.com/
Weird Clan: http://www.clan-kincaid.org/

[Miller0700]

My friend. My "friend". He's gets kicks out of annoying the hell out of people. He usually tells me his personal stories that are either boring or made up (I don't know why he lies about that). Some include paintballing near a ruined bridge, how he's Russian, and how Youtube people (Like Shaycarl) are related to him.


His GPA is a fuckin 2.3 and yet he wants to get into Drexel University, an expensive and tough ass school to get into. He has a history of disciplinary actions and he almost got expelled from school.

Recently his friends have come to the school and I'm pretty much alone again.

[Sharpie]

There's this one senior in my school who acts so obnoxious you almost feel bad for her. She always wears these dumb looking anime costumes, complete with tails, and makes the stupidest remarks in my government class, complaining about how she studied all night yet still failed a test or complaining about her so called boyfriends. She is the one girl I would honestly slap If I could get away with it.

[Efs]

Some chick in my friends class didn't know what 9/11 was.

[Derp]

Some guy who throws pens/erasers/balls of masking tape at me in class since i listen to heavy metal which he says is "not normal music >.>

[fish20]

this kid in elementary school pretended he was in a gang and acts all tough and always shouts his gangs name. he wasn't in a gang ever.

[Luizao876]

A fat girl that put things in my shirt, harming me, but when I throw back at her she shierks and go all rage mode. Really strange.

[bisonlorg]

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[aaaaaaasd]

There was this one guy in the year below me who could be regularly persuaded to eat ham off the floor for 50p

[gore goroth]

(11-23-2011 01:08 AM)BaronVonStrangle Wrote:  There was this one guy in the year below me who could be regularly persuaded to eat ham off the floor for 50p

Pics or it didn't happen.