The Best Joke EVER

[6moredetentions]

So I randomly Googled my email address just for shits and grins and up pops this website with my account. After reading a lot of my old posts (and rediscovering how fucking hilarious I was), I figured I should probably come clean.

You guys were fucking TROLLED. I think I was maybe 11-12 and had Internet access and nothing better to do. So I joined like 10 different websites and just decided to see how far I could push things until I got bored. I trolled you guys, some Avril Lavigne forum, a teacher's website, and even CafeMom just for the hell of it. Good times, good times...

But yeah, I figured that if you're still out there believing you're going to find some chick in Montreal with the IQ of a rock who owns a Porsche and hates school, you're out of luck. I never owned a Porsche (I wasn't even old enough to drive!), I DO still hate school, and I never even lived in Canada! I was in fucking Florida!

Anywho, now that I have successfully trolled an entire forum and gotten away with it, how are you people still doing?

(And on another note, deepest of sighs to how I spent my life back then, what a waste of time )

[UnschoolShqiponjë]

Well I only joined a few months ago, but I went and checked some of your old posts out... I really don't think you trolled anyone. The people here don't seem like the type to fall for your kind of trolling.

Quote:I figured that if you're still out there believing you're going to find some chick in Montreal with the IQ of a rock who owns a Porsche and hates school, you're out of luck. I never owned a Porsche (I wasn't even old enough to drive!), I DO still hate school, and I never even lived in Canada! I was in fucking Florida!

Wut?

[6moredetentions]

They might not be now, but back then they must've been idiots. So many people got pissed off at me, it was hilarious! Their butthurt kept me going. And some other site I made (Awesometastic.com or whatever) was brilliant. So many people joined just to tell me to kill myself or some shit just because I trolled on their parade.

[Prince Rilian]

I looked at ur posts 2 and they are obviously attempted trolling.

[Elfy]

HOLY SHIT IT'S 6MOREDETENTIONS

[Leon Kinotolian]

Somebody had/has a lot of free time on his hands.

[The Desert Fox]

LOL, holy shit I vaguely remember those posts.

[aaaaaaasd]

You don't have to own up, we're still not allowed to ban obvious trolls

[HeartofShadows]

6more anybody who couldn't tell you were trolling obviously needs help.
So how you been and what have you been up too?
you have a replacement now her name is night artist.

[aaaaaaasd]

You forgot to mention that she's actually genuine though

[HeartofShadows]

(10-21-2011 09:39 PM)BaronVonStrangle Wrote:  You forgot to mention that she's actually genuine though

At first she was but now I believe she's trolling for fun.

[SoulRiser]

zOMG, it hath returned.

Er, welcome back and stuff... I do remember you being quite entertaining. Also, I see your grammar improved.

[Spiritus_Raptor]

"With the IQ of a rock, owns a Porsche and lives in Montreal, your outta luck, I never owned a Porsche!"

Hmm, the only lies you told were that you owned a Porsche and lived in Montreal? I'm guessing the first part of the sentence stands true?

[Miller0700]

Why no jokes here?

Quote:Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!"



The Teacher fainted.

Quote:Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods.

Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.

Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.

"MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND...."

Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.

So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...."

At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story.

He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

[Trar]

We need trolls like this one, if we're going to have trolls at all. 6moredetentions was infuriating back in the day, and even now that sort of activity would not be conducive to what we're trying to do with the place, but looking back his brand of trolling was just so funny I wouldn't really mind that much.

[James Comey]

Ah, our good friend 6moredetentions.

[brainiac3397]

neva herd