A chat on omegle about weed

[Elfy]

Basically, I lied a few times but it was fun.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
What is the best way to get through a break-up?

You: kill yourself

Stranger: :o

Stranger: no!!

You: smoke a joint

Stranger: no!

You: yes

You: smoke some weed

You: everything is good

Stranger: your going to jail

You: lolno

You: weed is legal in my country

Stranger: which is?

Stranger: narnia

You: lol

You: netherlands

Stranger: its never legal!

You: netherlands is famous for it being legal

Stranger: well..your going to die young if you keep smoking weed

You: you're going to die anyway

Stranger: not young!

You: you might die young in a car accident

You: you might die today

You: or tomorrow

You: thing is

Stranger: well you have a higher chance

You: we are both going to die eventually

Stranger: but not from weed

You: in fact

Stranger: im going to die healthy

You: you might die younger than me

You: die healthy or don't die healthy

You: death is death

You: death doesn't care

Stranger: but your going to be known for smoking weed and im ont

Stranger: not

You: yeah

You: and everyone who knows you for smoking weed is going to die eventually

Stranger: your not a happy person...i can tell

You: i love my life

Stranger: then dont ruin it

You: i am making it better with weed

You: you can't tell me that i am ruining it, lol

You: kid

Stranger: no your not...your forgetting everything with it!

You: have you ever tried weed?

Stranger: im not a kid and NO! i will never try it

You: see lol

You: you haven't even tried it

You: you're the type who believes what they're told

You: weed is pretty much safer than alcohol and ciggarettes

Stranger: your not educated....

You: its you're* not your

You: looks like i'm more educated than you

Stranger: nope...

Stranger: i dont smoke weed

You: i smoke weed and i stay educated

Stranger: really?

You: yep

Stranger: what school are you in

You: i am studying computer science at university

Stranger: university of what?

You: hull

Stranger: i dont believe you

You: that's your choice

You: and if you don't believe me then you cannot accept that i am 'educated'

You: so you defeat yourself in your own ignorance

You: just saying

Stranger: EDUCATED PEOPLE DONT SMOKE WEED

You: yep

You: past american presidents have

You: were they educated?

Stranger: and how would you know?

You: dude

You: everyone fucking knows

You: here i googled it for you

You: http://sparkreport.net/2009/07/president...marijuana/

You: it's everywhere

You: you would be a fool not to accept it

You: you gonna say george washington was not educated?

You: how about thomas jefferson?

You: oh

You: he smokes weed he's not educated

Stranger: well..if your so educated. you would know whats good and bad for your body,

You: it's you're*

Stranger: answer the question!!

You: i don't care what's good or bad for my body

You: that is irrelevant to BEING EDUCATED

You: i could eat tons of bad food and still be educated

You: your logic sucks

Stranger: no yours does...

Stranger: food is not weed

You: but there is abd food

You: bad

You: alcohol is bad for the body

Stranger: that doesnt effect your brain

You: alcohol doesn't affect your brain? LMFAO

You: ever been drunk?

Stranger: no ass wipe..food doesnt

You: lol

You: food could affect your brain

Stranger: not with studying and being educated..

You: LOL

You: it could

You: canola is essentially poison

You: you can find that in food

Stranger: PEOPLE CHOOSE WHATS GOOD AND BAD FOR THEM..YOU ARE THE ONES WHO CHOOSE WHATS BAD AND WILL REGRET THAT IN YOUR DEALTH BED.

You: I do not fear death

You: I am going to die anyway

Stranger: everyone does. your just saying

Stranger: that

You: you're*

You: I regret nothing

Stranger: do you want to die a healthy man or die and no one would care cause all you did was smoke weed

You: who are you to decide what I will regret?]

You: you do not know me

Stranger: im HELPING you

You: I don't give a shit what people think of me when I die

Stranger: but you should...or they will forget you

You: are you going to automatically assume that when I die people will forget and not care about me?

Stranger: no

You: because that is what you just said

You: let me bring thomas jefferson back into the arguement

You: he smoked weed

You: people still remember him

You: he won't be forgotten

You: weed has shown to kill cancer cells

Stranger: he was a president...you are probably the only one who looked up that just to make you feel better when you smoke weed

You: does him being a president make him any different? we are all human

You: by your logic he is not educated because he smokes weed

Stranger: no his decisions are stupid

You: according to you he's not educated

You: don't deny it

You: it's in the chat log

You: "Stranger: EDUCATED PEOPLE DONT SMOKE WEED"

Stranger: im not. and i will stand to my logic forever. because im right

You: who is to say you are right?

Stranger: doctors

You: we have doctors on our side too

Stranger: for medical reasons...

You: yes

You: and for recreational reasons

Stranger: and are you sick? NO

Stranger: recreational reasons?

Stranger: no..only medical reasons can allow you to smoke it but if your not then your doing it to kill yourself

Stranger: because it will

You: you're*

You: nope

Stranger: weed wont kill you?

You: smoking weed won't kill you

You: there have been no recorded deaths under weed

You: 100,000's of people die a year from alcohol

You: but that's legal

Stranger: then why would weed be illegal...

You: because the government cant make much money from it, they are ignorant and people would buy it over tobacco.

You: people dont grow tobacco

Stranger: but they can

You: so the government can tax it in shops

You: they can

You: but it would cost more than just buying it

Stranger: weed isnt right..

Stranger: everyone knows that

Stranger: but you

You: you wouldn't know

You: you've never tried it

Stranger: because i know what i shouldnt put in my body

You: only you can decide that

You: what do you mean

You: "everyone knows that"

You: i say weed is right

You: and millions of other people do too

You: therefore you are wrong

Stranger: everyone who follows the law know its wrong

You: okay

You: i follow my law in my country

You: it's okay

You: because it's legal

You: again you fail

Stranger: and you go to see a doctor and they say your healthy?

You: yep

You: i'm all good right now

Stranger: right now...see

You: and in the future? we'll see in the future

You: i might get hit by a car

You: then i wouldn't be very healthy.

Stranger: how do you think your right?

You: i simply think

Stranger: your doing something so terrible to yourself

You: you're doing something terrible to yourself

You: by not taking weed

Stranger: really?

You: yep

Stranger: so staying healthy is terrible

You: do you see what i am doing? have you realised that is only your opinion and i am giving my opinion

You: breathing is unhealthyw

You: what about it

You: living is unhealthy

Stranger: i cant believe there are people like you who think weed is good for you.

You: because if you're living you're also dying

You: weed relaxes you

You: weed opens your mind

You: it gives me more love

You: i love you and i love everyone around me

You: i could not be more at peace

Stranger: no...it makes you high thats the only reason you have.

You: and that high is all you need for great meditation

Stranger: or you can exercise or do yoga.

You: you could exercise and do yoga whilst high and fuck loadsawomen

You: that's always fun

[aaaaaaasd]

Why do I get the impression she's some christfag young woman

[Faby]

I like the way she just flits from strawman to strawman. Lol.

[Blobthe15]

Stranger: well..your going to die young if you keep smoking weed

You: you're going to die anyway

[UnschoolShqiponjë]

10/10 would read again.

[Alucard483]

I loled wholeheartedly

[IllusoryDeath]

(10-03-2011 08:46 AM)UnschoolShqiponjë Wrote:  10/10 would read again.

ditto

[Night]

Try reading this when you're high as fuck. It's soo much better. xD

[Efs]

lol that's some funny shit! Haven't tried weed yet, but my friend always smokes it, I'm so curious!
God I love omegle. But it's all flooded with guys asking for asl and then dconnecting as soon as you say male. But not me, hehe I go there and to troll and roll out with 2 hoes on Facebook SLAM!