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modest mouse · 03-02-2006 02:16 AM

March of the Penguins

This is possibly one of the worst ideas for a movie ever. How the hell did people think this was good.

Charlotte Observer:Lawrence Toppman

"The best action movie of the month contains chase scenes, fights, a love story, exotic locations - well, one exotic locale, snow-blasted Antarctica - and a battle for survival against long odds amid brutal conditions."
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Best action movie? Pulp Fiction is action, Kill Bill is action. This is about fucking penguins. Unless this movie has a scene where a penguin is pecking the eyes out of a screaming human, there is no way in hell this had any action.

Maybe you could actually go to zoo to see real penquins and if you got bored of seeing the penguins (which you will) you can go see cooler animals like lions, crocadiles, or large man-eating pythons.

im so tired of people talking about boring ass movies like there the fuckin greatest movie on earth...what next? march of the turtles?

so to all movie criticts out there that say stupid ass shit...

ANAL_FROST!!! · 03-02-2006 06:15 AM

lol. yeah. that movie looked stupid as hell.

who would be dumb enough to think it has action?!

modest mouse · 03-02-2006 06:17 AM

lawrence toppman

Rebelnerd · 03-02-2006 06:44 AM

dude, it's a documentary. it's not SUPPOSED to have "action." that doesn't mean it's a bad movie. i haven't seen it yet, but not all non-action movies are bad.

modest mouse · 03-02-2006 06:49 AM

no its the point that the guy exagerated SO badly is sad...and pretty funny...

cheesenomore · 03-02-2006 07:28 AM

i saw it, wasn't too bad for an animal documentary.

the best part was when all the little baby penguins died and all the little kids in the theater started crying...lol...

ANAL_FROST!!! · 03-02-2006 08:44 AM

lol. i wish i was there.

Aya · 03-02-2006 09:27 AM

modest mouse Wrote:This is possibly one of the worst ideas for a movie ever. How the hell did people think this was good.

Have you even seen it?

Rebelnerd · 03-02-2006 09:36 AM

see grizzly man. now THAT is a documentary.

modest mouse · 03-02-2006 11:08 AM

yes...i have...that was the most boring shit EVER!!1...exept when a penguin died! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aya · 03-02-2006 11:13 AM

Rebelnerd Wrote:see grizzly man. now THAT is a documentary.

Shit I just remembered that was on last week on discovery channel. Ah well. I'll get both documentaries when they're on DVD... and I have the money to pay for DVD's.

Rebelnerd · 03-02-2006 11:28 AM

it's really good. disturbing, but good.

modest mouse · 03-03-2006 06:30 AM

i didnt see that...whats it about...

Rebelnerd · 03-03-2006 07:06 AM

it's about a completely insane guy who lives in alaska making a documentary about bears, and in the process breaks every law about staying away from them, violates common sense, and starts meddling with nature in ways he shouldn't. and it eventually gets him eaten. the movie is the footage he took on his last trip that was found at his camp (like the blair witch project, only real). it's not really about bears, it's about the guy and how his obsession and arrogance lead to his death. really good movie.

modest mouse · 03-03-2006 08:32 AM

kool im gonna rent that

ANAL_FROST!!! · 03-03-2006 12:37 PM

Rebelnerd Wrote:see grizzly man. now THAT is a documentary.

isnt that about that guy that is always with bears, and ends up getin torn apart by them? i never saw it, but i heard about it.

modest mouse · 03-11-2006 09:16 AM

yea...what a dooshbag

Rebelnerd · 03-11-2006 09:26 AM

everyone who thinks nature is full of happy little disney animals should see it. it's really a slap in the face, quite disturbing.

ANAL_FROST!!! · 03-12-2006 02:12 AM

they should remake bambie, but have the deer bite peoples heads off. that would fix the problem with people thinking nature is all peacefull

Rebelnerd · 03-12-2006 04:06 AM

i don't think deer bite people's heads off...

ANAL_FROST!!! · 03-12-2006 04:24 AM

yeah, i know that. it would just be funny...

Rebelnerd · 03-12-2006 07:11 AM

they should have bambi get rabies. now that would be an interesting plot twist... Evil

ANAL_FROST!!! · 03-12-2006 10:25 AM

lol. that would be better. it would be fun to watch it attack people, and it would be fun to watch it die Mwahaha

satryicon_45 · 03-13-2006 09:07 AM

hahahaha thats true it was a stupid ass movie

but hey they finally amde a movie bout penguins thats knda kewl

but the fact that they made the movie really lame

so yea

ANAL_FROST!!! · 03-13-2006 12:36 PM

haha. imagine bambi foaming from the mouth, with a psycho look on its face, attacking other people. Evil

cheesenomore · 03-14-2006 07:26 AM

imagine happy little bambi, frollicking thru the forest with his friends... Smile

cut to a shot of some hunters looking thru some rifle scopes... Bigeek

:waah:

then show some bambi steaks on the grill

roll credits

;D Biggrin

ANAL_FROST!!! · 03-14-2006 11:07 AM

o man. that will be an awesome movie! i would pay to see that..

Rebelnerd · 03-14-2006 11:26 AM

first have him get caught in a bear trap and gnaw his leg off. then while he's celebrating freedom while sinultaneously bleeding, go to the scope/hunter scene. but then the hunters eat the meat and get rabies and go insane and eat their families before getting their limbs blown off with a shotgun and falling dead on a rotting pile of mutilated corpses.

i know, i need help. i just felt pissed. None

ANAL_FROST!!! · 03-14-2006 12:01 PM

i would have bambi walk into a nuclear testing facility, and...well, u get the point.

ANAL_FROST!!! · 03-14-2006 12:03 PM

but man. i sucessfully turned a topic about march of the penguins into a conversation about killing bambi Mwahaha

*crosses off #8 on "10 things to do before i die list"*

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