50 Rules Kids Won't Learn in School

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(10-07-2011 11:09 AM)Guhixica Wrote:  

(01-05-2011 07:51 PM)Faby Wrote:  This is bullshit. Whoever wrote it should ingest a critical amount of various, slow poisons.

Would you mind elaborating instead of just being negative?

Would you mind elaborating instead of just being negative about someone else not elaborating?

1. Life is not fair. Get used to it.
Bullshit, rather that taking it up to ass you should stand up against unfairness. Just whining... IMO... seems to be better than taking it up the ass. At least if you're whining about the right shit. Except it can get people to hate you and your point. Eh.

2. The real world won't care as much as your school does about your self-esteem. It'll expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself.
Meh. THE REAL WORLD IS WATCHING YOU
I think it's fucking bullshit in so many levels, I see it as the opposite. School doesn't give a shit about your self-esteem or what you think of their bullshit, but self-esteem, meh. Is good for jobs and shit, but, just, meh.

3. Sorry, you won't make sixty thousand dollars a year right out of high school. And you won't be a vice president or have a company car. You may even have to wear a uniform that doesn't have a designer label
True, and cool story bro.

4. You are not entitled...
Lol wut? Neither are you. Entitled to what? Free speech? Money? Fucking bullshit, I'll do the best to get what I think I need without fucking other people over... too much?

5. No matter what your daddy says, you are not a princess...
lol

6. No, you cannot be everything you dream...
lol. Obvious, sadly, meh.

7. If you think our teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He won't have tenre, so he'll tend to be a bit edgier. When you screw up, he's not going to ask you how you FEEL about it.
Neither does a fucking teacher. What the fuck is tenre? And your teacher? Plural "you"? So more than one asshole is writing these rules?

8. Your navel is not that interesting. Don't spend your life gazing at it.
wuts a navel

9. Your school may have done away with winners and losers. Life hasn't.
Cool story bro.

10. Life is actually more like dodgeball than your gym teacher thinks.
Cool story bro. Though I kind of agree. Meh. Not that you should fuck other people over for your own gain when they're not trying to fuck you over.

11. After you graduate, you won't be competing against rivals who were raised to be wimps on the playground.
Cool story bro

12. Humiliation is a part of life. Deal with it.
Cool story bro

13. You're not going to the NBA, so hold off on the bling and spare us the attitude.
Glorious exposition, comrade!

14. Looking like a slut does not empower you.
Riveting tale, chap.

15. Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping. They called it opportunity.
...I actually quite agree with this. To a point. As long as it's temporary, and after all, SOMEONE has to flip burgers.

Anyway, I'm bored, and I have to do my English and US History homework.