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penus game

ok the object of the game is to take movie titles and add the word penus to them and then put the word that belongs there in quotes....... i stole this idea off of myspace its fun though

example: bill and ted's bogus penus (journey)

ill start



MY BIG FAT GREEK PENUS (wedding)

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AMERICAN PENIS (wedding)

Whilst some work diligently there are those who ask why. I am one of them
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Soul#2: I already have a grip. Doc:and a porno mag and a tube of lube I'm sure"
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This has been a test of the emergency pointless argument system. Had this been a real pointless argument, someone would have been called a facist.
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lol

penuses on a plane (snakes)

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THE PENIS CLUB (breakfast)

Whilst some work diligently there are those who ask why. I am one of them
(\__/) This is Bunny. Paste Bunny into your signature
(='.'=) to help him gain world domination.
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Soul#2: I already have a grip. Doc:and a porno mag and a tube of lube I'm sure"
Lifes a bitch, then you marry one
This has been a test of the emergency pointless argument system. Had this been a real pointless argument, someone would have been called a facist.
Ceiling Cat: For that you need to wear a fursuit, though.

Inside sources say that Carla Franklin has had more dick in her than a public urinal.
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austin powers goldpenus (member)

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Who framed Roger Penis? (Rabbit)

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Lord of the Penis (rings)

I think Buenaventura Durruti is a pretty cool guy. eh kills fascists and doesnt afraid of ruins.
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KILL PENIS. (Kill Bill)

PENIS! (Airplane!) <---Best move EVER.

Penises of New York (Gangs of New york)

Loose Penis (Lose change, and no disrespect) <--Watching it now.
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penusface (scarface)

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Penis Club (fight club)

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Hey I was gonna say penus club. Ranting
Penus's of the Carribean (pirates)

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Vagina Club (Fight)

New rule: You can use penis or vagina, depending on your sex. Mwahaha

As well as Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Vagina (Mind).

Let's do the time warp again!
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the penis (the mummy)

bubble vagina (bubble boy)

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Penis Dirt Laugh

God, that's sick.
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Penis of the State (Enemy)

I think Buenaventura Durruti is a pretty cool guy. eh kills fascists and doesnt afraid of ruins.
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penis wars (star)

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king penus (kong)

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nacho penis (libre)

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o god nacho penus

the penus hole (black)

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penis shop (barber)

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penus-pin (king-pin)

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pup penis (fiction)

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penus-tease (strip)

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penis movie (scary)...or
scary penis (movie)

they both sound funny

"...if analfrost says killpress is a fag, it must be true. anal never lies. except that time he said he never ate cat shit...that liar"
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the penis strikes back (empire)

Whilst some work diligently there are those who ask why. I am one of them
(\__/) This is Bunny. Paste Bunny into your signature
(='.'=) to help him gain world domination.
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Soul#2: I already have a grip. Doc:and a porno mag and a tube of lube I'm sure"
Lifes a bitch, then you marry one
This has been a test of the emergency pointless argument system. Had this been a real pointless argument, someone would have been called a facist.
Ceiling Cat: For that you need to wear a fursuit, though.

Inside sources say that Carla Franklin has had more dick in her than a public urinal.
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Jay and silent penus strike back (Bob)

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freak-of-nature13 Wrote:Jay and silent penus strike back (Bob)

dang i was gonna post that when i logged in

lol

uhhmmmm


o new rule

u can also use tv shows

thats 70's penus (show)

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family penis (guy)

"...if analfrost says killpress is a fag, it must be true. anal never lies. except that time he said he never ate cat shit...that liar"
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:biggrin:
High Times at Penus High (Ridgemont)

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bill and ted's bogus penus (journey)

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