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Monty Python

Everybody knows and loves Monty Python, if you don't, then well you are dead to me.

So what's everybodys favourite episode and/or quote?

My fave quote is from The Piranha Brothers episode:

Quote:Well one day I was at home threatening the kids when I looks out through the hole in the wall and sees this tank pull up and out gets one of Dinsdale's boys, so he comes in nice and friendly and says Dinsdale wants to have a word with me, so he chains me to the back of the tank and takes me for a scrape round to Dinsdale's place and Dinsdale's there in the conversation pit with Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and two film producers and a man they called 'Kierkegaard', who just sat there biting the heads of whippets and Dinsdale says 'I hear you've been a naughty boy Clement' and he splits me nostrils open and saws me leg off and pulls me liver out and I tell him my name's not Clement and then... he loses his temper and nails me head to the floor.

Heh, baby crusher...
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Oh goodness...I've only seen The Holy Grail and a couple random episodes of the show. Monty Python's Circus, is it? Anyways...I'll have to think about this one.

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my favorit monty python movie is Life of Brian. and favorit skit is the how to be and not to be seen (first skit And now for somthing compleatly diffferant)

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I live for the Pythons! Biggrin
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ive only herd of there work

i practically live under a rock

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Bigeek youv ner seen even holy grai!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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~!~CRIMSON_SNOWFALL~!~ Wrote:ive only herd of there work

i practically live under a rock

You should watch The Meaning of Life. My dad bought it a while it and it's funny as hell, it's one of their better movies.

I forgot to add this to the original post, but a few weeks ago I went to Toronto to see their musical Spamalot. It's based off the Holy Grail and is a parody of Broadway theater. The Knights Who Say Ni change their name to the ecky ecky thing plus a crapload of internet memes (eg Peanut butter jelly time & I'm Rick James, Bitch.)
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I almost saw that when I went to visit a epal.

We saw Wicked instead.

But we were sooooooo close to going to see Spamalot.

As for my favorite quote:

Cleric Wrote:"And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

But the witch scene is up there too.

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Oh, gods, yes. The witch scene for me. Also the scene where Galahad is sorely tempted by the virgins in Castle Perilous. Oh, and who can forget the parrot scene from MPFC? This is classic. And I quote (at length):

Quote:A customer enters a pet shop.

Customer: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.

(The owner does not respond.)

C: 'Ello, Miss?
Owner: What do you mean "miss"?
C: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
O: We're closin' for lunch.
C: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
O: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
C: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
O: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
C: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
O: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, isn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
C: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
O: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
C: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up!
(shouting at the cage)
'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show...(owner hits the cage)
O: There, he moved!
C: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage!
O: I never!!
C: Yes, you did!
O: I never, never did anything...
C: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!
(Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)
C: Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
O: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
C: STUNNED?!?
O: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.
C: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
O: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
C: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?
O: The Norwegian Blue prefers kippin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, innit, squire? Lovely plumage!
C: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
(pause)
O: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!
C: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!
O: No no! 'E's pining!
C: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
(pause)
O: Well, I'd better replace it, then.
(he takes a quick peek behind the counter)
O: Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of parrots.
C: I see. I see, I get the picture.
O: I got a slug.
(pause)
C: (sweet as sugar) Pray, does it talk?
O: Nnnnot really.
C: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?
O: Look, if you go to my brother's pet shop in Bolton, he'll replace the parrot for you.
C: Bolton, eh? Very well.
The customer leaves.
The customer enters the same pet shop. The owner is putting on a false moustache.
C: This is Bolton, is it?
O: (with a fake mustache) No, it's Ipswich.
C: (looking at the camera) That's inter-city rail for you.
The customer goes to the train station.
He addresses a man standing behind a desk marked "Complaints".
C: I wish to complain, British-Railways Person.
Attendant: I DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS JOB, YOU KNOW!!!
C: I beg your pardon...?
A: I'm a qualified brain surgeon! I only do this job because I like being my own boss!
C: Excuse me, this is irrelevant, isn't it?
A: Yeah, well it's not easy to pad these python files out to 200 lines, you know.
C: Well, I wish to complain. I got on the Bolton train and found myself deposited here in Ipswich.
A: No, this is Bolton.
C: (to the camera) The pet shop man's brother was lying!!
A: Can't blame British Rail for that.
C: In that case, I shall return to the pet shop!
He does.
C: I understand this IS Bolton.
O: (still with the fake mustache) Yes?
C: You told me it was Ipswich!
O: ...It was a pun.
C: (pause) A PUN?!?
O: No, no...not a pun...What's that thing that spells the same backwards as forwards?
C: (Long pause) A palindrome...? O: Yeah, that's it!
C: It's not a palindrome! The palindrome of "Bolton" would be "Notlob"!! It don't work!!
O: Well, what do you want?
C: I'm not prepared to pursue my line of inquiry any longer as I think this is getting too silly!

I got nothin'.
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my favorite's either the song sir Robin's ministrels are singing or when lancelot slaughters the wedding. Laugh

I think Buenaventura Durruti is a pretty cool guy. eh kills fascists and doesnt afraid of ruins.
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Laugh That was the shit...

"HAHA! -dramatic music-"

"He killed my auntie!"
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alucard483 Wrote:Bigeek youv ner seen even holy grai!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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has anyone seen the mr. Creosote skit? nasty but fucking funny!

I think Buenaventura Durruti is a pretty cool guy. eh kills fascists and doesnt afraid of ruins.
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Rebelnerd Wrote:has anyone seen the mr. Creosote skit? nasty but fucking funny!

What, the fat guy from the meaning of life?
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yeah, where he throw up on everything and then explodes. that was one of the funnies things i'd seen in years Laugh Laugh

I think Buenaventura Durruti is a pretty cool guy. eh kills fascists and doesnt afraid of ruins.
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lol, that one was funny, but that was the only one ive seen

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i like the one seen in it where the maid is like at least i dont work for a jew and the guy dumps the puke on her

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Rebelnerd Wrote:yeah, where he throw up on everything and then explodes. that was one of the funnies things i'd seen in years Laugh Laugh

Laugh

I loved when the guy gets chased by all those toples women in helmets. Laugh
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i played Sir Robin's minstrel in a play, which was fucking hilarious...

bravely bold sir robin rode forth from camelot
he was not afraid to die, oh, brave sir robin!
he was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
brave, brave, brave, brave sir robin

he was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken
to have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away
and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave sir robin

his head smashed in and his heart cut out
and his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
and his penis split-

THAT'S UM, that's enough music for now lads, heh heh, looks like there's dirty work afoot
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Spamalot Soundtrack = Love

I like "The Song that Goes Like This".

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both of those songs are hilarious.

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