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Jedward ruins breakfast

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/201 ... wn-monkey/
Quote:The recession can be hard for us all, and now it has claimed a new victim. Coco the monkey, the star and face of Coco Pops will be taking early retirement. The on-screen legend and Coco Pops veteran, serving the brand since 1963, will no longer appear in the cereal’s advertisement campaign as Kelloggs have replaced him.

Coco’s career has been cruelly cut short, no longer will he make the milk all chocolatey, now the responsibility has been passed over to none other than Jedward. Does Louis Walsh have some sort of special powers or is this truly what the people of Britain want? We call for a Coco Pops boycott.

So it is official: The Irish twins are slowly taking over the world. As the new faces of Coco Pops, their angelic little faces will be there every morning to greet us and visiting the supermarket will never be the same again. In the words of John or Edward:

"When you walk into the shop all you will see is our faces and kids will be begging their parents to buy us. That's going to be cool."

Yeah, cool like cutting your own eyes out with a rusty razor. The deal is rumored to be worth around £180,000 and the twins are being jetted off to sunny L.A. to shoot the advertisement. If we act totally irritating and high on E numbers will someone fly us out to L.A? We promise to be super annoying.


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What is the Coco Pops you speak of


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They are like Rice Krispies but coated in Chocolate
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So they're Cocoa Krispies. Got it.
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Its sugar that has been pressed, colored, and flavored like chocolate candy that somehow still manages to end up on the breakfast table. Has nobody ever heard of bacon eggs and toast?
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I hate eggs. Bacon is tolerable, but Cereal is Bestreal.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Fuck cereal.

Toast/bacon/beans/sausages for the fucking win.
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Homemade Sausage McMuffin niggers
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BaronVonStrangle Wrote:I hate eggs. Bacon is tolerable, but Cereal is Bestreal.
what is wrong with you? I love eggs. Who doesn't like eggs. Faggot.
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Lunatic Wrote:
BaronVonStrangle Wrote:I hate eggs. Bacon is tolerable, but Cereal is Bestreal.
what is wrong with you? I love eggs. Who doesn't like eggs. Faggot.

I HATE eggs with a passion.
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Jesus, that was unfunny.
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Wait, wut?
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Dale Nixon Wrote:
BaronVonStrangle Wrote:They are like Rice Krispies but coated in Chocolate


Why did you capitalize chocolate?
Why are you such a raving faggot?
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Elfy Wrote:Toast/bacon/beans/sausages for the fucking win.
Because heart attacks and English breakfasts go hand in hand.

Lol, but seriously, English breakfasts are delicious. As long as they don't include tea.

Wishful thinking though, seeing how tea comes with any and everything in England.
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I have never had tea. WHUT NAO
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BaronVonStrangle Wrote:I have never had tea. WHUT NAO
Impossible, you're British.
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(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
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Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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Well I am sorry that I don't conform to your stereotypical standards mr pretend gun expert
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BaronVonStrangle Wrote:Well I am sorry that I don't conform to your stereotypical standards mr pretend gun expert
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(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
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Faby Wrote:
krissy Wrote:dessert fox
Mmm, flambéed vulpine.
"There is no enemy, there is no victory, only boys who lost their lives in the sand."
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Ugh. Tea. Disgusting shit.
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Elfy Wrote:Ugh. Tea. Disgusting shit.
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Seriously. TEA. <33333333
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This is thread is now Tea Discussion
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