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Me! It's me, bitches!

So we have a sort of red carpet thing for theatre in our local area. While I figured I had the best chance at best Shakesperean monologue, they gave it to the girl who delivered her lines wrong and shouldn't have been cast in the first place. But you know what?

I'd rather be honored as the best wench any day. It may not get a lot of applause but it gets a lot of guy whistles...and...well, I love them all so it's funny.

I love theatre.

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Laugh

Now there's a huge compliment... or something like that Cool
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So you are now an official wench? I guess I am obliged to say, "Make me a sammich!"
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gratz?

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Happy Camper Wrote:It may not get a lot of applause but it gets a lot of guy whistles...and...well, I love them all so it's funny.

*Whistles*

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Speech!
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Eidolon Wrote:Speech!

Yeah! Get drunk and make it look like you pissed yourself, just like Peter did in Family Guy! Yeah....

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Family guy sucks. Razz

It's not that I don't like it personally it's just that....it sucks ass.
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TheATXKiller Wrote:Family guy sucks. Razz

It's not that I don't like it personally it's just that....it sucks ass.

Oh come on! It's fuckin funny! What, are you gonna say Scarred is a bad show too?

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TheATXKiller Wrote:Family guy sucks. Razz

It's not that I don't like it personally it's just that....it sucks ass.

Oh come on! It's fuckin funny! What, are you gonna say Scarred is a bad show too?

No, I'm gonna be an asshole and says that show sucks EVEN though I havn't seen it. Razz

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Dark Soul X Wrote:
TheATXKiller Wrote:Family guy sucks. Razz

It's not that I don't like it personally it's just that....it sucks ass.

Oh come on! It's fuckin funny! What, are you gonna say Scarred is a bad show too?

No, I'm gonna be an asshole and says that show sucks EVEN though I havn't seen it. Razz

What's it about?

Well, it's show that features showing videos of people getting fucked up. I can't find any good vids of it. It's on MTV, check it out.

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BigWolf Wrote:Scarred fuckin' sucks.

Family Guy is alright in small doses, it gets to be pretty immature and obnoxious.

OMG! You two don't have a good taste in TV shows!

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BigWolf Wrote:I beg to differ.

Shows I have in mind BEAT THE FUCKIN' SHIT out of Scarred and Family Guy combined.

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BigWolf Wrote:Family Guy is alright in small doses.

Agreed.

As far as comedy goes, I'm a huge Arrested Development and The Office fan. Of course with some Robot Chicken late at night and maybe Monk or House.

As far as the mentioning of a Speech it was mostly just;

"Of all the awards to win in High School, that one was probably the best. Thank you Samantha for letting me borrow a dress because I don't own one of my own."

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Sooo... where's my sammich?
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-gives Kirby his sammich-

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Awww.... you're my favouritest wench.

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^_^

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