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Fuck. School starts within 3 weeks.

I need some fucking great ideas to piss off some teachers, I've read the articles, I need some NEW stuff. xD
Anything that can only be done on the first day?
The perfect idea would be something that would piss the teachers off beyond belief, but when they say why they sent me to the vice-principal, they're story sounds ludacris, or they have to lie to make them sound right.

Buuut, stuff that just plain pisses them off works great, too, as long as I'm not arrested.

For example, not standing for the pledge is perfect, it's legal, and it's illigal for them to make me.
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Well at least you don't have to go back this monday.

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'have' a nervous habit that pisses hem off and you do it 'absent mindedley' and can't help it.

I highly suggest Mobb Deep's albums The Infamous and Hell on Earth, if you have not listened to it yet.
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Just think of alot of small annoying things to do.
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Well, there's the classics...spitballs, paper airplanes, and the likes of that.

Or you could just do as little as work, or none, as possible. For example, doing homework sparingly, not volunteering in class, generally being a lump...not that there's anything wrong in that. Biggrin

If ya pieced all of the above together, it probably send the teacher off a cliff...or to her "medication" cabinet.

School starts for me in a mere 11 days. On a Monday. Two whole months of vacation, and the prospect of a long year ahead...fucking administration. The sad thing is that there are most likely worse then they are. Grindteeth

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Aww, man. I'm sorry all you guys have to go back to hell so soon. :(
Thanks for the tips, I'll be making a list in my head, maybe write it down, and I'll ive it to all my friends, and maybe slip it into a few random lockers, and we'll see what happens.

I have this crazy shit called "Orientation", hwich is where we get to go to school, and sign some stuff. What would happen if I don't sign it? xD
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tell her/him u have add and u cant stop taping the desk but u tap a little too loud so everyone can hear u

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You could question the curiculum and the way they teach.Worked for me Biggrin That really pissed my math teacher off

Sometimes i wonder if it is the education system itself that is flawed or the people that work in it.
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Well first you should understand the most teachers teach because they want to help children learn and grow. They're compassionite about students and in my experience most teachers will bend over backwards for kids that try. So don't be a fucking dipshit asshole to the ones that want to help you. Only the ones that directly take away your rights and treat you less then a living thing.


And the ":sob: S/he made a bad touch on me" method always works, but is very brutal. Laugh

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LittleFreak14 Wrote:Well first you should understand the most teachers teach because they want to help children learn and grow. They're compassionite about students and in my experience most teachers will bend over backwards for kids that try. So don't be a fucking dipshit asshole to the ones that want to help you. Only the ones that directly take away your rights and treat you less then a living thing.
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bearclawx Wrote:You could question the curiculum and the way they teach.Worked for me Biggrin That really pissed my math teacher off

ask cryptevah, every day in math 'why do we learn this' 'this won't help us in life.' EVERY DAY. it was great.

very good method for a boring easy class.

I highly suggest Mobb Deep's albums The Infamous and Hell on Earth, if you have not listened to it yet.
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ya well ym teacher makes us think of something in the real world to compare it to but no worries dathmat all the math teachers besides the old south african woman left

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darthmat Wrote:'have' a nervous habit that pisses hem off and you do it 'absent mindedley' and can't help it.
I seriously have one. I can't help it. Seriously.

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Weswammy Wrote:
darthmat Wrote:'have' a nervous habit that pisses hem off and you do it 'absent mindedley' and can't help it.
I seriously have one. I can't help it. Seriously.
Cool.
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LittleFreak14 Wrote:Well first you should understand the most teachers teach because they want to help children learn and grow. They're compassionite about students and in my experience most teachers will bend over backwards for kids that try. So don't be a fucking dipshit asshole to the ones that want to help you. Only the ones that directly take away your rights and treat you less then a living thing.


And the ":sob: S/he made a bad touch on me" method always works, but is very brutal. Laugh


Haha, of course. That's why I'm halfway-hoping for an evil teacher to keep me occupied all day, either being a dipshit asshole too, or pondering on what I will do the next day to piss her off. I would never annoy someone who doesn't deserve it.
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Suicidal-kun Wrote:
Weswammy Wrote:
darthmat Wrote:'have' a nervous habit that pisses hem off and you do it 'absent mindedley' and can't help it.
I seriously have one. I can't help it. Seriously.
Cool.
No, not really. It's annoying to me and, most of all, others.

I've already started school. And I had the stupidity to sign up for Latin. I'm going to get my mom to bail me out.

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me and darthmat dont have a choice we gotta learn 2 languages sonce prek

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I don't have to take foreign language until highschool, but I had this opportunit because I was "gifted" and crap. Collectivists...
Anyhow I truly hate it. But I might still learn some Latin in a less stressful way to tick people off.

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Weswammy Wrote:I don't have to take foreign language until highschool, but I had this opportunit because I was "gifted" and crap. Collectivists...
Anyhow I truly hate it. But I might still learn some Latin in a less stressful way to tick people off.
Isn't latin a dead language? I never understood why they taught a dead language.
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udontmatter Wrote:me and darthmat dont have a choice we gotta learn 2 languages sonce prek

3 in high school.

I highly suggest Mobb Deep's albums The Infamous and Hell on Earth, if you have not listened to it yet.
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i like how they call you "gifted" and then still force you to go to school
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even if you are gifted you have to be taught how to enhace that gift.

(in other words your creativity has to be squashed and you must go on learning what they tell you think).

I highly suggest Mobb Deep's albums The Infamous and Hell on Earth, if you have not listened to it yet.
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darthmat Wrote:even if you are gifted you have to be taught how to enhace that gift.

(in other words your creativity has to be squashed and you must go on learning what they tell you think).
Exactly.
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Man if I were a genius the last place I would want to go to is school and the last thing I would want to do is help people or use my *gift* to help the world.

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NiteRaidah Wrote:Well, there's the classics...spitballs, paper airplanes, and the likes of that.

Or you could just do as little as work, or none, as possible. For example, doing homework sparingly, not volunteering in class, generally being a lump...not that there's anything wrong in that. Biggrin

If ya pieced all of the above together, it probably send the teacher off a cliff...or to her "medication" cabinet.

School starts for me in a mere 11 days. On a Monday. Two whole months of vacation, and the prospect of a long year ahead...fucking administration. The sad thing is that there are most likely worse then they are. Grindteeth
You think that's bad? My school year begins on the 27rd.
Eh. Yuck
Just do some stuff to piss teachers off. Make a zine critisizing the school, make a blog, etc. You will piss teachers off but they can't do anything because you're actions are protected by the 1st Amendment.

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if i go to public school i still only need to learn 2

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coryboy6 Wrote:I have this crazy shit called "Orientation", hwich is where we get to go to school, and sign some stuff. What would happen if I don't sign it? xD

Probably nothing would happen.

My school starts on Monday. I've only got to "learn" one language, HA! I'm taking Spanish like most of the rest of the people.

Somehow, I got put into Honors classes. And I have dual enrollment. :/
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NiteRaidah Wrote:Well, there's the classics...spitballs, paper airplanes, and the likes of that.

Or you could just do as little as work, or none, as possible. For example, doing homework sparingly, not volunteering in class, generally being a lump...not that there's anything wrong in that. Biggrin

If ya pieced all of the above together, it probably send the teacher off a cliff...or to her "medication" cabinet.

School starts for me in a mere 11 days. On a Monday. Two whole months of vacation, and the prospect of a long year ahead...fucking administration. The sad thing is that there are most likely worse then they are. Grindteeth

Ah, you see, if you don't do their precious work, you fail... normally that isn't a problem, but they force you to go back... and if you continue to fail they put you in a special program, thus degrading you more...

How I love compulsory education. Hey, government: get your fucking laws out of our business.
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youvebeenthunderstruck Wrote:Hey, government: get your fucking laws out of our business.
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Suicidal-kun Wrote:
youvebeenthunderstruck Wrote:Hey, government: get your fucking laws out of our business.
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