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Poems for Fun
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Poems for Fun

Most of the writing topics seem to be extremely angsty, and while some are mildly happy, there is no real place to put fun poems. This is a place to post random, joke poems whose purpose is neither to practice writing skills nor to demonstrate how angstily depressed and alone you are, but to have fun.
For example:
Depressed and ansty people don't like to play with unicorns.
They prefer to stuff their ashes in small and shallow urns.
While I prefer pie and giant robots.
They only enjoy staring contemplatively at arrays of sad-faced blots.
02-06-2011 02:32 PM
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Valerie Solanas

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Re: Poems for Fun

Angsty self-indulgent poems are fun, who are you kidding.

I'm all for whimsy too, though!

"Do we treat straight public sex differently than we do gay public sex? Of course. Straight people are so proud of their public sex that they named a cocktail after it."
02-07-2011 02:48 AM
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